Very funny New Year wishes.

1, my friend, the new year is coming, there is no windtight wall in this world, don't have an affair; In this world, there is no beam that can't be hung, please don't hang yourself; The new year is coming, so be a happy person. Happy spring festival!

2. Friend, do you know what I used to like to do when I was lovelorn? Every time I fall in love, I put a brick on the mountain, and before I know it, China has the Great Wall to praise Wan Li. My friend, I pity you! Happy new year!

3, buddy, don't be a big cripple when you slip, and please don't flash your waist when you turn back; The new year is coming, no matter how impatient and sad life is, it can't hinder the arrival of the new year; I believe good luck is coming. Happy New Year!

4. Friends, on the occasion of the New Year, I send you a classic blessing message. Please listen to it: Bajie, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp; The new year is coming, be realistic! Happy new year!

5, friend, listen to a friend of a friend, I said: You are a bird who doesn't like to tidy up your room, so many people call you a hero who messes up your room; Today, the new year is coming, please stop being a hero in the chaotic room and be a real hero! Happy new year!

6. You know that there were two great men in ancient China: Confucius and Laozi, so Laozi helped you solve the problems that Confucius could not solve in this world; It's the New Year, and I'm here. I wish you a happy New Year! Haha, don't get me wrong. I send my best wishes. You should be honored!

7, friends, don't be a celebrity! Because a celebrity is a person who doesn't know who he is before he becomes famous and who he is after he becomes famous; Is to change from man to beast; So don't be a celebrity, the new year is coming, I wish you a happy new year!

Honey, do you remember what you said the day you left me? You said I would wait for you here, and you did. You did wait for me, but you found someone to wait with you. But anyway, I still want to wish you a happy new year!

9. Friend, I know nothing can make you think, because your left brain is water and your right brain is flour. If you don't move, it's all mushy; So I send my blessing, please accept it. may you have a happy new year!

10, friend, a word for you, I am the person who likes to make friends most in the world, whether at home or abroad, of course I prefer to make girlfriends; I wish you can make more girlfriends like me, and you won't be lonely in the new year.

1 1, you say that you are the ugliest man in the world, but I want to tell you that even the ugliest person should fall in love and talk about a world full of love; Friend, let my love fly with you, fly to the New Year and live happily all my life.

12, life is really impatient, I have always wanted to be a problem of juvenile; But after so many ups and downs, I still lived by the rules for so many years; Are you thinking the same thing as me? Anyway, I wish you a happy new year!

13, a person's life is relatively short, short to a flash; Now, I want to tell you, let's do all the bad things that can be done in this world while we are still young! It's really not a few years. The new year is coming, I wish you a new year!

14, I remember when we graduated from high school, our college entrance examination results came out. He told me happily that you didn't go to college, which can be said to be a kind of happiness for you and the school; Now I send this sentence to you, wishing you a happy new year!

15, understand a life truth, people live in this world, not everyone can live in harmony with everything; Sometimes you're welcome, you can always get better results. The new year is coming, I wish you happiness.