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Inverted sentences are very funny.

The anti-sentence is funny as follows:

1, upside down, upside down, pomegranate tree bears pepper. Walking along the east-west road, I met a rabbit and bit a dog. Lead a dog into a brick. The brick bit my hand.

I know you are not far from me, but come here.

3, taciturn, glassy-eyed, no food for three meals, weakness of limbs, improper facial features, ignorance of six parents, ignorance, prestige on all sides, sitting quietly for nine times, very useless!

4, you rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, and watch the dog turn over.

5, fascinated by the lights, always in a daze, pit to eat the truth. After several attempts, Qiu Qiu finally succeeded.

If time could go back, I would definitely spend my childhood with you. We will hide and seek, steal sweet potatoes, fish in the river and shoot grasshoppers. Then I will hit you. If you cry, I will make you happy, play with you, and then hit you.

Please don't let him use his head. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it is easy to move and everything is paste.

8. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If it is really your own fault, think about how to pass it on to him.

9, life tips: after washing clothes, you must remember to turn the clothes to the front and fold them, and then put them in the cabinet. Otherwise, I may find my clothes on backwards as soon as I get to the company.