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What ridiculous things have you personally experienced on Taobao?
I think: Everyone will have many jokes-like experiences on Taobao.
Almost no one buys it from my Taobao store, about 10 visitors a day! ! ! (Wow, crying, I have less than 100 visitors in my life) (_) Because my hometown produces rice paper, and my home is also a factory. Most of the things are my own, and some products are not other people’s. of. On this day, when I was playing with my relatives, I saw them composing pastel poems. The new style just came out and looked good so I took a few photos. This is the photo I searched for on Taobao, but it took too long and the photo disappeared. This is not exactly what I thought. Although few people looked at it and took pictures to see if someone bought it. After uploading it to Taobao, I left him alone. As a result, one day while I was lying in bed, my phone rang.
I clicked on thousands of nervous and happy cows. If someone is looking for me, I just didn't expect this person to have exotic flowers. This product: "How big is this model in your home?" Me: "Dear, the detailed pages are written. You can read it yourself." This product: "No, I'm lazy, you can tell me directly." I : "Okay, number xxxx." (Actually, I don't remember it either, but I ran over and looked at it myself.) This product: "What's the quantity?" Me: "Can't you finish this question right away?" Look for yourself, I am too lazy to say this product: OK,
"How do you prove that the quantity is 50 pieces?" Me: "?"? How do you want me to prove? I can't record a video and show you one after the other. Goods: "As long as you record the videos one by one and show them to me," I will place an order immediately. I:?
For money, you guessed it right, I actually recorded a video for him to watch. He actually placed an order to buy it, hahahaha, don’t scold me. I only have 10 store visitors a day. 100 tourists may not have much hope in this life.
So I think: Everyone will have many jokes-like experiences on Taobao.
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