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1. Youth is a book that cannot be closed once it is opened, life is a road that cannot be turned back once it is started, and love is a bet that cannot be taken back if it is thrown out.

2. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be lacking in calcium.

3. If you want to lose, lose to pursuit; if you want to marry, marry for happiness.

4. When we meet, our hearts are like white clouds; when we have them, our hearts are like rain and dew; when we miss them, our hearts are like quicksand. Looking back, the quiet feeling is like a blue and quiet night.

5. It is obviously stupid, but it is said to be reverse thinking.

6. Above others, treat yourself as a human being; below others, treat yourself as a human being.

7. Life is to be born and live.

8. The road is a scar on the earth that is difficult to heal, so every step in life is a dull pain.

9. If you can let her go, you will be a free person in the world.

10. Love is like pi, infinite and non-cyclic.

11. Time on the Internet is like flying knives, which mercilessly urge people to grow old. The most important thing is to revolutionize your body. Don’t stay up all night surfing the Internet.

12. The long road of life is always lost.

13. The beginning and ending of some stories are destined, no matter how many times the process can be changed with the Moonlight Box.

14. Youth, once pawned, can never be redeemed.

15. The so-called low-key is high-profile without showing any trace.

16. Don’t always blame God for being unfair to you. In fact, God has no idea who you are.

17. Don’t expect everyone to understand you, because everyone has their own preferences. If you make radish, you cannot make green vegetables.

18. Beautiful love will teach us how to look at an imperfect person.

19. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play games until dawn.

20. Marriage Trilogy: In the first year, the man is talking and the woman is listening; in the second year, the woman is talking and the man is listening; in the third year, the man and woman are talking together, The neighbors are listening.

21. Either be patient or cruel.

22. Don’t be sad for the old and waste new tears.

23. The most blatant compliment is to say that a "shrew woman is acting mean" as a "drunken concubine".

24. Youth is running wildly and then falling gorgeously.

25. In fact, we can boil down all problems into two types: one is caused by being hungry without food; the other is caused by being full.

26. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

27. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

28. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

29. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even drink the northwest wind.

30. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, you don’t know which one you are.

31. The so-called romance is to help your wife buy cabbage and bring back a rose!

32. Money regards me as dung, and I still regard money as dung! It’s all dung, who’s afraid of who?

33. Happiness is a comparative level. You must have something at the bottom to feel it.

34. Maturity is not about the heart growing old, but about keeping a smile while tears are rolling in your eyes.

35. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

36. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

37. Men: when they are twenty, they are semi-finished products; when they are thirty, they are finished products; when they are forty, they are fine products; when they are fifty, they are the best; when they are sixty, they are samples; when they are seventy, they are samples. souvenir.

38. Inspiration does not come from Cao Cao, it comes as he says.

39. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she has no chance to let you modify the wrong sentences.

40. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root but cannot depend on each other in the wind.

41. You are not RMB, how can you make everyone like you?

42. Everyone in the world is an apple that has been bitten by God... Some people have bigger flaws. That is because God loves their fragrance.

43. If you must lose, I hope it will be sorrow! If it must be forgotten, I hope it is an annoyance!

44. Life is like my singing, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

45. We cannot waste time, we only waste ourselves.

46. If you get angry for one minute, not only will you not get any pleasure, but you will also lose sixty seconds of happiness.

47. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don’t take yourself too seriously; as long as you are still alive on the earth, don’t take yourself too seriously.

48. Every heart is not a prison, but it wants to lock up sadness. Let’s release them all before we grow old.

49. For a father, the most important way to express love to his children is to love his mother.

50. Please do not start if you are not prepared, and please do not commit if you are not capable.

51. If youth is spent in idleness, recalling the years will be a desolate tragedy.

On Hua’an’s first day in elementary school, he and I held hands and walked across several streets to Victoria Elementary School. In early September, the apple and pear trees in every family's yard were covered with fist-sized fruits. The branches sank heavily due to the weight, and crossed the hedges, catching the hair of passers-by.

Many, many children are waiting on the playground for the first bell to ring. The small hands were wrapped in the palms of father and mother, and their timid eyes looked at the surroundings. They are kindergarten graduates, but they still don’t know a rule: the graduation of one thing is always the beginning of another thing.

As soon as the bell rang, there were a lot of people running in different directions, but among so many chaotic people, I saw the back of my child very clearly - just like among a hundred babies. At the same time, when the cry is loud, you can still accurately hear the position of your own. Hua An walked forward with a colorful schoolbag on his back, but he kept looking back; as if traveling through an endless river of time and space, his eyes met mine in the distance. I watched his thin back disappear through the door.

At the age of sixteen, he went to the United States as an exchange student for a year. I took him to the airport. When we said goodbye, we hugged each other as usual. My head could only touch his chest, as if I was hugging a giraffe's feet. He was clearly struggling to tolerate his mother's affection. He was in a long queue, waiting for passport control; I stood outside, following his back inch by inch with my eyes. Finally it was his turn. He paused at the customs window for a moment, then took back his passport, slipped through a door, and disappeared. I have been waiting, waiting for him to look back before disappearing. But he didn't, not once.

Now he is twenty-one years old, and he goes to the same university where I teach. But even though we were going the same way, he didn't want to take my car. Even if he is in the same car, he puts on headphones - the music that only one person can listen to is a closed door. Sometimes he was waiting for the bus across the street, and I looked down from the window of a high-rise building: a tall, thin young man, looking towards the gray sea; I can only imagine that his inner world is as rough and profound as mine, but... I can't get in. After a while the bus came and blocked his figure. The car drove away, and it was an empty street with only one mailbox standing.

I slowly and slowly understood that the so-called relationship between father, daughter and mother only means that your fate with him is that you will continue to watch his back fade away in this life. You stand at this end of the path and watch him gradually disappear at the corner of the path. Moreover, his back silently tells you: there is no need to chase him.

I slowly and slowly realized that my loneliness seemed to be related to another figure from behind. After completing my Ph.D., I returned to Taiwan to teach. On the first day of registration at the university, my father drove me long distance in his cheap small truck that transported feed. When I arrived, I realized that he did not drive to the main entrance of the university, but stopped at the narrow alley near the side entrance. After unloading the luggage, he climbed back into the car and was about to go back. He obviously started the engine, but then rolled down the window, put his head out and said: "Daughter, Dad feels very sorry for you. This kind of car is really not a car for university professors." . ”

I watched his pickup truck carefully reverse and then plop out of the alley, leaving a cloud of black smoke behind. When the car turned and disappeared, I was still standing there, next to a suitcase.

It has been more than ten years since I went to the hospital to see him every week. Pushing his wheelchair for a walk, his head dropped to his chest.

Once, I found feces all over his trouser legs. I squatted down and wiped him with my handkerchief. The skirt was also stained with feces, but I had to rush back to Taipei to work. The nurse took his wheelchair, I picked up my bag, looked at the back of the wheelchair, stopped for a moment in front of the automatic glass door, and then went behind the door.

I always rush to the airport in the dark. In front of the crematorium door, the coffin is a huge and heavy drawer, sliding forward slowly. I didn't expect to be able to stand so close, only five meters away from the furnace door. The raindrops were blown sideways by the wind and drifted into the corridor. I brushed away the rain-wet hair on my forehead and stared deeply, deeply, hoping to remember this last sighting.

1. Have fun in time and enjoy whatever God gives you. Never listen to embarrassing words and never meet ugly people. Or do the hard thing and fall in love with someone you shouldn’t love. ——"Electric Phantom"

2. No matter what mistakes you make in life, they are all your own fault, no one else's. Learn from your mistakes and keep improving until you don't make the same mistake again. Never shirk the blame. Climb onto other people's shoulders to avoid losing the opportunity to learn well. ——"Asura"

3. What obligation does a friend have to keep secrets for him? If he doesn't want people to know, he shouldn't say it. If you don't let him say it, he will die of itching. Therefore, lending one's ears to a friend is already the most benevolent thing. Don't worry about the rest! ——"Qin Pi"

4. People must be injured before they can be silent and focused. Whether it is mental or physical trauma, it is beneficial to growth. ——"Hua Jieyu"

5. A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer people to blame, and everyone has his or her own difficulties. ——"We Are Not Angels"

6. In fact, the things you lose have never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it. ——"The Story of Rose"

7. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Living a better life is for yourself. ——"Suddenly This Summer"

8. Only when trouble comes to you can you deal with it. If not, let it sleep. ——"Hua Jieyu"

9 , People influence others, and a group of incompetent people are influenced by others. ——"Xi Bao"

10. I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, health is also good. ——"Xi Bao"

11. You should be reserved in your life, live life in peace, and don't worry about it. There are no fish in the water, and there are no disciples in the people. No one will follow the other for the rest of his life. Just forget about some things in your heart. ——"Rose Bubble"

12. If someone throws banknotes at you, kneel down and pick them up one by one. It doesn't matter. When your food and clothing are related, a little self-esteem is nothing. ——"Xibao"

13. I was carrying a bag and picking it up while walking. Picked up tons of stuff I didn’t want along the way. By the time I came across what I really wanted, the bag was already full. ——"Indian Ink"

14. Life is only a few decades. The most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others. ——"Brave New World"

15. There is no free lunch in the world. No matter what, you have to pay a price. ——"Flower Interpretation"

16. Only ten years of hardship, ten years of hard work, and a lot of luck can you have a career. Don't take things too easy. Most people People can only have one career, through which they can make a living and work hard all their lives. How many people dare to say that their job is a career? ——"Wall Dance"

17. As a human being, be quiet in everything you do; come quietly, go quietly, work quietly, harvest quietly, and avoid making noises. ——"Until the sea is dry and the stone is broken"

18. The cake is very fragrant, the coffee is very sweet, and there are no earthquakes here. It's great to be alive. ——"The Story of Cheng Huan"

19. At this time, a spiritual emotion emerged spontaneously, thinking that life is composed of sobs, sobs and smiles, and sobs accounted for most of them. ("Selected Short Stories of O. Henry")

20. As long as you are a swan egg, it doesn't matter if you were born in a chicken farm. ("Andersen's Fairy Tales")

1. This autumn will become shorter and colder. Leaves will also fall from the trees. Christmas will come, and then the falling winter snow. You will live to see that beautiful world of ice and snow... Winter will pass, the days will become longer again, and the ice in the pastures and ponds will melt. The larks will come back to sing, the frogs will wake up, and the warm wind will blow again.

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Winter will pass, the days will become longer again, and the ice on the pasture ponds will melt. The song sparrows will return to sing, the frogs will wake up, and the warm winds will blow again.

3. You have always been my friend, which is a great thing in itself. I build a web for you because I like you. Besides, what is life? We are born, we live for a while and we die. It is meaningless for a spider to spend its whole life just catching and eating flies. By helping you, I may be able to increase the value of my life a little bit. Everyone knows that people should do something meaningful in life

4. Wilbur would close his eyes and sleep under the doll's blanket. It looks so beautiful when it closes its eyes because its eyelashes are very long. The doll also closes its eyes. At this time Fern would push the car very gently and slowly so as not to wake her two babies.

5. You have others bringing you food. But no one feeds me. I had to make a living on my own. I only live by my intellect.

6. In fact, under her terrifying and cold appearance, she has a kind heart. What happens in the future will prove that she is loyal and sincere to her friends, every moment

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7. They caught nothing. They just thought it was better there than other places, so they kept galloping back and forth on it. If they hang quietly on the bridge with their heads down and wait, maybe something good will be waiting for them. But they don't do that - people are always running on the bridge, running, running, every minute.

1. This bucket is not a new scam, Wilbur. Don't fall for it! Don't fall for it! He's trying to trap you with this. He is tempting your belly with delicious food.

2. One hour of freedom is more valuable than a large bucket of pig food.

3. "What is nothing but nothing?" Wilbur replied. "I don't think there is anything that is less than nothing. 'Nothing' is no longer at the top. It is definitely the top of heaven and earth, the end of the world. How could there be something that is less than nothing? What about things? If you're right, then 'nothing' should be something, even just a little bit. But if 'nothing' means 'nothing', then you can't find a better one. Nothing is what it is yet.”

4. I will be your friend. Go to sleep - you'll see me in the morning.

5. You have others bringing you food. But no one feeds me. I had to make a living on my own. I only live by my intellect.

6. In fact, under her terrifying and cold appearance, she has a kind heart. What happens in the future will prove that she is loyal and sincere to her friends, every moment.

7. They don’t catch anything. They just thought it was better there than other places, so they kept galloping back and forth on it. If they hang quietly on the bridge with their heads down and wait, maybe something good will be waiting for them. But they don't do that - people are always running on the bridge, running, running, every minute.

8. "You promised not to let them kill me. Are you serious?"

"I have never been so serious in my life. I won't Let you die, Wilbur."

9. But if there is anything I can do, no matter how small it is, don't forget to tell me.

10. You must strengthen your confidence. I want you to get enough sleep and stop worrying. Never be anxious or worried! Slowly eat up every bit of your food except what you have left for Templeton. Eat yourself up and live well - that's what you can do for me. Stay healthy and don't get discouraged. Do you understand?

11. Past experience told her that if she waited patiently long enough, flies would hit her net; so she knew that if she thought about Wilbur's problem long enough, a good A solution will eventually be figured out.

12. Wilbur blushed. "But I'm really not great, Charlotte. I'm just like an average pig."

"You're better than I look," Charlotte replied sweetly, "That's right. Like this. You're my best friend, so I guess you're just awesome.

Stop making noise now and have a good sleep! ”

13. Charlotte’s lullaby to Wilbur:

Sleep, sleep, my love, my only baby,

Deep Deep, deep, sleeping peacefully in the dung pile and the quiet night;

I don’t know fear or the feeling of loneliness!

There are only those frogs and thrushes at the moment

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Rest in peace, my only and only treasure,

Deeply, deeply, in the dunghill and silence. Have a good night's sleep!

14. I don't even understand how spiders learn to weave webs. When those words were weaved, everyone said it was a miracle, but no one pointed out that the spider web itself was considered a miracle. A miracle.

15. The crickets feel it is their duty to warn everyone that the good times of summer will not last forever, even when the most beautiful day of the year is about to be dyed. On that day of autumn, the crickets were still singing these prophecies about sorrow and change.

16. Since the spider helped him, he has been trying his best to do better. Good. When Charlotte's web said "good pig", Wilbur tried hard to make himself look like a good pig; when Charlotte's web said "great", Wilbur tried hard to make himself look like a good pig. Great; now that the net says "shine", he does everything he can to make himself shine.

17. You don't understand the importance of laying eggs, Wilbur. I can't ignore my family and go to the fair with you. When I'm ready to lay eggs, I have to lay eggs, regardless of whether there is a fair or not. Make a promise: If possible, I will go to the exhibition with you.

"Oh, okay! "I knew you wouldn't abandon me when I needed you most," said Wilbur. ”

18. “He said he was a spring pig,” Charlotte said, “Maybe he really is.” However, he is very unlikeable. He was also too brash, too loud, and his crude jokes were never funny. Also, he is not as clean as you, let alone as polite as you. After the brief conversation just now, I found that I hate him very much. Wilbur, though, might be a tough opponent to beat given his size and weight. But if I help you, you can beat him. "

19. Charlotte said, "These days, even the lightest work will make me tired. I don’t seem to have the energy I used to have. Maybe it's because I'm getting old. ”

20. If Charlotte is not by his side at this moment, he will definitely be lonely and homesick. As long as Charlotte is by his side, he will never feel lonely.

21. “What does ‘disability’ mean? ”

“It means that my actions are becoming slow and time is not forgiving. I'm not getting any younger, Wilbur. But I don't want you to worry about me. Today is your day. Look at my net - doesn't it look great when it has dew in it? ”

22. In the shadow on the top floor of the pig pen, the unnoticed Charlotte was squatting there, holding her egg sac excitedly with her front legs. Her heart was not beating as fast as before. So powerful, she felt old and weak now, but she believed that she finally saved Wilbur's life, so she felt very satisfied.

23. Charlotte was above the pig pen. , resting quietly. Her two front legs were still holding the egg sac tightly. Charlotte could hear every word spoken through the loudspeaker, which gave her a lot of courage. It was her moment of victory.

24. "Charlotte," Wilbur said after a while, "Why are you so quiet? "

"I like to be quiet," she said. "I have always liked silence. "

"I know, but you seem to be a little special today. Are you feeling okay? "

"Maybe I'm a little tired. But I feel satisfied. Your success on the refereeing court this morning can also be considered, to a small extent, my success. Your future is not in danger. You'll live without a care, Wilbur. Nothing can hurt you now. This fall will be shorter and cooler. Leaves will also fall from the trees. Christmas will come, and then the falling winter snow. You will live to see that beautiful world of ice and snow, because you are of great significance to Zuckerman, and he will never want to hurt you again. Winter will be over, the days will be longer again, and the ice in the pasture ponds will melt.

The larks will come back to sing, the frogs will wake up, and the warm wind will blow again. All these beautiful sights, all these beautiful sounds, all these good smells are waiting for you to enjoy, Wilbur - this lovely world, these precious days..."

25. Why are you doing all this for me?" He asked, "I don't deserve your help. I have never done anything for you."

"You have always been. My friend," Charlotte replied, "this is your greatest help to me. I weave a web for you because I like you. However, what is the value of life? We are born and we are short. As we live, we die. It is meaningless for a spider to spend its life just catching and eating small flying insects. By helping you, I can try to find some value in my life. God knows, everyone. You have to do something meaningful while you're alive."

Oh," Wilbur said, "I'm not good at saying great things." I can't say it as well as you can. But I say, you have saved me, Charlotte, and I am glad to give my life to you—I really am. ”

“I believe you will. I want to thank you for your selfless friendship. ”

26. The next day, when the Ferris Wheel was dismantled and the racehorses were loaded into trucks and taken away, the stall owners at the amusement park also packed up their belongings and put away their activities. When the house was moved, Charlotte died. The exhibition was soon forgotten, and the sheds and houses were left empty and empty, littered with empty bottles and other rubbish. One person, no one among the hundreds of people who attended the exhibition, knew that the big gray spider played one of the most important roles in the exhibition, and no one was with her when she died.

27. Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and granddaughters so much, no new spider could replace Charlotte in his life. A place in the heart. She is unique. Few people can be both a true friend and a genius web spinner.