How do girls reply humorously when they say they have gained weight?

When summer comes, I can't move my legs when I smell barbecue, but I can lose weight only when I am full. If you are fat, you don't give anyone a chance to survive. I gained three pounds every holiday, and recently I gained a lot of weight. We can make an appointment to run together. Don't talk nonsense, I doubt that if you eat fake food every day, no one will get fat.