These ancient sycophants are really eye-opening.

Flattery reached its peak in ancient China.

Especially in the ancient officialdom, it is very rare to be powerful by real skills and dignified and powerful by honest and clean integrity. What's more, he is an apple polisher.

If it is a lower level, talk about compliments when you meet, and invite a guest to send a gift during the Chinese New Year holiday.

Higher level, but not so simple. Let's look at some flatterers.

Let's talk about some things in the Tang Dynasty. During the period of Wu Zetian, there was a man named Guo Ba, who was very talkative and opportunistic. People struggled for many years and entered the right suggestion office.

This Guo Ba is an absolute shameless person. Datang Xinyu tells a story about him.

It is said that once, Wei Wenzhong, an ancient imperial doctor, was ill and could not work, so he rested at home.

Everyone knows, so hurry to have a look and show concern. This Guo Ba also went with him.

Say a few words of concern and everyone will leave. However, this Guo Ba did not leave. He waited until everyone was finished, and then came to his immediate boss.

Guo Ba said very sincerely, "Boss, can you show me your urine so that I can study your illness?"

Wei Wenzhong understood at once. Didn't Guo Ba follow me to do the suggested work? When did you learn medical skills?

Wei Wenzhong thought he was polite and quickly refused. Who knows that Guo Ba begged again and again, just kowtowing and hitting the column.

I can't help it Wei Wenzhong spilled a bubble of urine, and Guo Ba looked at it carefully. Finally, he said he couldn't see anything for the time being.

Wei Wenzhong just breathed a sigh of relief, and Guo Ba immediately said, I want to try it! Wei Wenzhong repeatedly failed to stop, and finally Guo Ba got his wish and drank it in one mouthful.

After taking a sip, I said happily, "Your urine is a little bitter, which is a good thing. This disease will get better soon! " "

Guo Ba wants to establish a good image in the boss's mind by this matter, but his flattery is wrong. Wei Wenzhong didn't buy it and told it as a joke.

But this Guo Ba is really good at flattery.

Besides the famous An Shi Rebellion, he is also a master of flattery.

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It is said that once, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty patted his belly and said, "What's in your belly? Why is it so big? "

An Lushan immediately replied loudly: "There is nothing in it except a red heart loyal to your majesty!" "

Tang Xuanzong was very happy after hearing this. This loyalty is really amazing.

Yang Guifei is doing well in the harem, and An Lushan is trying to kiss up.

Although An Lushan was very old, she took the initiative to recognize Yang Guifei as a dopted mother. Not only did he recognize his godmother, but every time he saw the emperor and Yang Guifei, he bowed down to the imperial concubine first and then to the emperor.

The emperor was surprised and asked him why.

An Lushan replied, "I am a semi-finalist of the conference. That's our custom there. You should bow to your mother before you bow to your father. "

When this was said, both the emperor and the imperial concubine laughed, thinking that the Anshi Rebellion was fun, simple and lovely.

Let me start with an official of the Ming Dynasty. This guy's name is Wang You, and he is the assistant minister of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology.

At that time, during the Ming Yingzong period, the eunuch Wang Zhen held a high position and was a red man around the emperor.

When this Wang You saw it, he quickly went to please Wang Zhen. He knows that Wang Zhen is very strong, and there is no shortage of food and drink, and there is no shortage of money. He was no match for others in eloquence, so he thought hard and had an idea.

Wang Zhen is a eunuch, who has everything but no offspring!

So he acted quickly and recognized Wang Zhen as michel platini! Hearing this, Wang Zhen was very happy about it.

Not only did Wang You bite a "michel platini" on the court, but he even said to others, Look, I don't have a beard, because I am the son of Wang Zhen, my father doesn't have a beard, and I don't have a beard ~