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Funny sentence (divorce house gives you a car and I'll go with you)

1, nuwa shoots every day.

Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

3, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!

4. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life; For the next 40 years, I was struggling to support my family; And in the recent 10 years, I squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by …

My newly acquired gf and I decided to break up with me after a week of dating, just because I haven't read Octavio Paz's books and Borges' poems.

6. When I laugh, my smile is full of bohemian temperament like a poet, but behind this bohemian, there are delicate and warm feelings. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.

7. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

8, teacher, you wait, the old woman is going to let the Buddha give her marriage!