Classic sentences about love words and jokes

1. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet. If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries.

2. What if I lost you and won the world? 3.30 years later, if there is still the word "persistence" in the world, I hope it belongs to me. After 30 years, if there is still the word "moved" in the world, I hope it belongs to you.

I can promise all your promises, except the condition that you say "I love you". 5. When you are by my side, you are everything; When you are not with me, everything is you.

6. It takes only one second to fall in love with you, but it takes a lifetime to forget you.

7. When missing becomes a habit, I think it is love. I can't die for you, not because I don't love you enough, but because no one will love you like me after I die.

9. I don't need happiness with you, because you are my happiness. -10 I don't know what will happen in the future, but I know I love you at this moment.

Joke: 1 1. "Few people hate books when they are used", and students say "there is not enough money at the end of the month". God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

44. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

54. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go! 1, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

2. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

I like you so much that you will die.

5. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

6, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

7. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

9. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After the grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

10, I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

1 1, our goal: look at money and earn more.

12, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

13, without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark. ...

14. Bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

17, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.

22. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death. 28. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

30. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

3 1, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?