Counting the jokes that are not easy to find in Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Speaking of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, it is actually a very interesting romance novel. He can not only lead us to understand the historical stories of the Three Kingdoms, but also appreciate some interesting people at that time. In fact, a sense of humor seems to be innate, and The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is no exception. Today, the school easy search will introduce you to the jokes that are not easy to find in the Three Kingdoms. Don't miss the Olympics if you are interested!

The funniest part is actually Mao Zonggang's annotation, which is simply the feeling of a full-screen missile.

To say the punch line in the original text, I remember the following two:

First of all, the death flag

After five passes, he killed six generals, and then arrived at the Yellow River Ferry. Will stop Chyi Chin from overtaking him.

Chyi Chin led the army out and asked, "Who is it?" Guan Yu said, "After that, he was locked in Hanshou Pavilion." Qi: "What do you want today?" Guan Yu said, "I want to go to Hebei to find my brother Liu Xuande. I want to borrow you." Qi said, "Where is the official document of the Prime Minister?" Gong: "I am not bound by the Prime Minister. What official documents do I have? " Qi said, "General Xiahou told me not to fly!"

Guan Yu was very angry, and then Chyi Chin began to set up the flag.

Guan Yu was furious and said, "Do you know that I killed the interceptor on the road?" Qi said, "You only killed an unknown general. Do you dare to kill me? "

Result.

Guan Yu said angrily, "How can you compare with Yan Liang and Wen Chou?" Chyi Chin was furious. He rode a horse with a knife and went straight to Guan Gong. When two horses meet, they just get close, knife up, knife down.

Second, Zhang Song's poisonous tongue

Zhang Song was ordered to serve Cao Cao, who ignored him because of his ugly appearance and arrogance. Yang Xiu remonstrated that Zhang Song was talented and the Prime Minister might as well be tolerant.

"This person can let you face a gentleman and teach you the weather in China." Cao Cao said, "I will call the troops of the western teaching field in the future." You can bring him here first to show you my military strength. Tell him to go back to legend: I went to Jiangnan that day, and then I came to collect Sichuan. " Take orders.

The next day, Zhang Song and I went to the Western Teaching Field. Cao Hubing has 50,000 soldiers in Jiaotian. Sure enough, the armor is bright and the robes are brilliant; The golden drums are sonorous and the spears are shining; All parties and teams; Flags are flying and people are flying. Look loosely.

Cao Cao got carried away and was rejected by Zhang Song.

For a long time, Cao Cao let go of his finger and said, "Have you seen this hero in Ruchuan?" Song said: "I didn't see the change of Shu soldiers. It is benevolence and righteousness that rule the people. " Fuck the color change. Look at that. Song is completely fearless.

Cao Cao tried to pull back a game:

Yang Xiu-Pinjian Pine Tree. Cao Song said, "I don't think there are any mice in the world. The army is everywhere, invincible and invincible. Those who follow me are alive, and those who oppose me are dead. Do you know? "

The result was severely hit a slap in the face:

Song said, "Wherever the Prime Minister goes, he drives troops, wins by fighting, and wins by attacking. Song also knows this. Puyang attacked Lu Bu, and Wancheng attacked Zhang Xiu; Chibi meets Zhou Lang, Huarong Road meets Guan Yu; You must cut the robe and seize the boat in Tongguan and avoid the arrow in Lishui: this world is invincible! " Cao Cao was furious and said, "The upright Confucianism dares to expose my shortcomings!" Ordered to push it around and cut it off. Yang Xiu remonstrated, saying, "Although we have dispersed, it is a tribute from Shu Road. If you cut it, you may lose the meaning of people far away. " Fuck, the anger is still burning. Xun Yu also protested. Fuck to avoid his death, make disorderly stick.

There is another joke that needs "careful consideration" to be discovered.

Third, Mallota asked his wife.

Wang Yun used a series of tricks to alienate Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu. Mallota, Dong Zhuo's counselor, saw through the danger and advised Dong Zhuo to hand over the story of Diusim to Lu Bu, so as not to affect their relationship.

Confucianism said: "There is a difference between kindness and kindness. Yesterday, when Chu Zhuangwang died, he didn't play Jiang Xiong who loved her. Later, he was besieged by the Red Army and had to do his best to save them. Today, the story of Diusim is just a woman, and Lu Bu is a surname confidant. If a surname gives cicadas with this gift, it will be a great pity, and the death of a surname will be reported. Please th

The next day, Marotta came in and said, "Today is a good day. You can give Lu Bu the story of Diusim. " Zhuo said, "My father and son Bunai and I can't give it to you. I just don't investigate crime. Tell me what you want and comfort me with good words. " Confucianism said, "A teacher should not be confused by a woman."

Marotta immediately nu spray:

Zhuo changed color and said, "Will your wife marry Lu Bu? Don't tell the story of diusim. Words must be cut! "

Will your wife also give it to Lu Bu?

The question is, who is Mallota's wife? Li Rugang's description looks like this:

Dong Zhuo, Guo Si and Category led the troops to Luoyang. Scholar Marotta said, "Although the imperial edict has been issued today, there are many obscene words in it. Why not send someone to the table and be justified? "

Marotta is actually Dong Zhuo's son-in-law, that is to say, Marotta's wife is Dong Zhuo's daughter.

In this way, Dong Zhongshu asked, "Will your wife marry Lu Bu?" This becomes very strange.