What’s the humorous reply to a girl saying you support me?

The sentence "You support me" takes me back to Xing Ye's "The King of Comedy". In fact, the original sentence should be Liu Piaopiao's "You support me when you don't go to work." Then, Mr. Xing thought for a moment before replying, "I'll support you"! This is Xing Ye's answer. I don't think it is very humorous. When I watched it, I felt it was quite sad, because their solution was not very beautiful and desolate; but Xing Ye still said "I will support you", I feel It was a kind of commitment to Liu Piaopiao, simple and beautiful.

Going back to your question, I think you still need to consider the circumstances at the time to decide how to answer it to be humorous! Because the effect of speaking out is different in different situations; different people accept it in different situations, and whether it is humorous or not is also relatively subjective.

I remember going to the cafeteria with my colleagues a few days ago, and a girl said something like this during the process. At that time, the girl complained that she was always very busy working in her department. She had endless tasks every day and was tired. She said that she had just gone to the ophthalmology department to see a doctor yesterday. She said that she used too many computers and overused her eyes. After complaining, the boy next to me jokingly said, "Then you can just be lazy and quit!". Then the girl asked, "Why don't you support me if you're lazy?" At this time, everyone laughed and looked forward to the boy's reaction. The boy also laughed, and then replied humorously, "I'm afraid I can't support you, you are so good at spending money. Now you have bought a lot of good things before Double Eleven has actually arrived."

I think boys’ answers are also more humorous and appropriate. Now during the Double Eleven event, boys’ answers can make everyone feel more relaxed on the basis of eating, and they can also answer topics such as shopping. It expresses appreciation for girls and gives people a feeling of praising the other party for their more refined and fashionable life. Therefore, if a girl who is a casual friend or colleague asks such a question, you can refer to this boy's answer.

If a girl in a relationship asks a question like "How do you support me?", I think you can refer to this answer: "Okay, I promise not only to support you, but also to make you live in vain." "Pangpang!" Such an answer is also more humorous. First, it can express one's own wishes and confidence. Because the other people offered me an olive branch and asked if they were willing to support me, I confidently accepted it. The second is to continue the topic through the second half of the sentence "Bai Bai Fat Fatty". Because generally speaking, girls don’t want to be fat, so most girls will continue to talk about topics such as “I don’t want to be fat”, so that the topic can continue.

Similar answers include:

"Okay, but I will only feed you, not fatten you up"

"Okay, but I will only support you, not lazy you."

"I'm afraid I won't be able to support you, you can spend money so much"

That's probably it, if not If you know how to answer, it is recommended to refer to the above cases and answer techniques, maybe you will have unexpected results!