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The female employee asked the boss for leave and got sick. The male boss said to the employee, "Go for infusion."

Men must show the greatest sincerity and enthusiasm when chasing women, but never contact each other every day, which will be counterproductive. The highest level of contact with women is to master the rhythm. Don't be at arm's length, and don't be hot before cold, so that women will always be in a state of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss. No matter whether a woman gets it back or a woman gets it back, she will learn to cherish you. If the relationship between you is only a kind of spiritual love, it may not be so painful when you leave, but if you entangle your body, you will be very tired when you leave.

If one day my white hair is no longer beautiful, will you still stroke my cheek and say that you will accompany me to the ends of the earth? If naive old, the sea really dried up, I just want to be in Qian Qian with you for thousands of years.

If you keep pulling your lover into your arms when your rival in love appears, you will push your lover into each other's arms instead. Being too nervous is not a good thing. Relax, so that neither of us will be tired.

Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream! Don't laugh at me, I am so infatuated that I will love you silly until I am old!

Time is the fairest judge; History is the best witness. You will know how much I love you in the end, but give me some time!

I don't think that people's mental maturity is more and more tolerant and can accept anything. On the contrary, I think it should be a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is the most important and what is not.

Happiness sometimes takes only one step! Love sentence

The past is just an experience and feeling, not evidence. You don't need to pay the responsibility for the past or the future. Don't cling to the past. The present facts are more effective and convincing than the previous memories.

Sometimes girls' psychology is very subtle. You have been infatuated with her for several years, and she won't love you, but once you like someone else, she can't stand it and finds that she likes you.

In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

One day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot. I am always sad alone.