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Who can provide some jokes to comfort patients and seek humor and optimism? Please help!
A middle-aged man went to see an old Chinese doctor and told him how to live to be a hundred years old. The old Chinese doctor put on reading glasses and looked at the middle-aged man opposite carefully. Are you married? Yes It's been over 20 years. Do you have any kids? Yes, it's a boy. If only there were another girl. Do you often exercise? I often exercise and get up before dawn to run 30 kilometers every day. The old Chinese doctor took off his reading glasses and said slowly, You could have lived to be 100 years old and had a complete family, but you have to reduce your marriage for 20 years. If you have children, you can live for another 20 years, and if you are not satisfied, you can live for another 20 years 10 years. However, regular exercise can live 65,438+00 years longer. Can live to be 50 to 60 years old. Middle-aged men say they can't live to 100. The old Chinese doctor said, abstinence, no desire, less exercise. Middle-aged men divorce their wives when they come home. Children are separated from their families and sleep late every day.
After a while, the man went to the old Chinese doctor and said, I did everything you said. The old Chinese doctor said, you are so stupid. Live 100 years old?
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