Classic jokes What are the classic jokes?

1. This obsession moved God, and he sent a doctor to say: You must be sick, it is getting worse.

2. Shanghai: Shanghai’s tap water comes from the sea. Beijing: Xiangshan Biyun Temple Yunbishan Xiang. Hunan: Hunan embroidery girls embroider Nanhu! Hainan: Hainan frigates guard the South China Sea. Sweeping lady: Three pieces of pork belly cost five yuan and three.

3. A truck driver will get depressed when he is running for transportation, but will be fine if he does not run. He went to the hospital for a check-up and the doctor said he was either unlucky or depressed.

4. In Chinese sentences, punctuation marks can really change the meaning of the entire sentence. For example: I like to eat candy. Change to: I like eating punctuation marks.

5. "Mom, mom, why is there only "Mother in Candlelight" and not "Dad in Candlelight"?" "That's not Dad in Candlelight, that's a candlelight dinner." Mother Mantis to Little Mantis explain.

6. "Once upon a time, there was a man named Tie. His hair had not grown since he was a child. What disease did he have?" There is nothing wrong with Tie!

7. For diaosi otakus, their expectations for choosing girlfriends are getting lower and lower, while their expectations for choosing Japanese actresses are getting higher and higher.

8. Go get a haircut today, wash, cut and blow 68, perm and dye your hair 668. I had a haircut, blowjob, and when I checked out, I discovered that I was charged 668.

9. Mr. Liao went boating one day.

10. The monkey found a louse on the tiger's head and reached out to catch it. The tiger didn't understand this good intention. He opened his mouth and bit the monkey to death. The louse said proudly: "Although I drink the tiger's blood, the tiger still wants to protect me. The damn monkey just doesn't understand this!"