Huang Hong's Sketch Lines

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Policeman: In his thirties.

Thief: Twenty years old.

Rong Rong: I'm in my thirties. Police wife.

Location: A hotel.

Time: noon on a certain day.

[The scene is set according to the needs of the plot.

The thief walked onto the stage behind the former policeman.

Policeman: Stop!

Thief: Hmm.

Policeman: Why did you run? !

Thief: Didn't I stop when you told me to?

Policeman: Cut the crap and take out the wallet you stole-

Thief: No, I'm really not a thief.

Policeman: Take it out!

The thief took out one.

Policeman: This way-

The thief took out another one.

Policeman: Turn around!

[and takes out a wallet from the bottom pocket.

Thief: It's gone.

Policeman: All right, you! From the time I found you to the time I caught you, you stole three wallets within 100 meter.

Thief: No, I'm really not a thief. As the movie world without thieves said, where there are no thieves, there are no thieves.

Policeman: world without thieves, how did you get this wallet?

Thief: I think his wallet is about to fall out. I want to put it in by hand. He walked too fast and fell into my hands.

Policeman: Well, in that case, you are learning from Lei Feng!

Thief: That's right. "Being cheated comes from credulity, and being stolen begins from carelessness". They are trying to prevent theft. Can I have it?

Policeman: Yo, you're still doing the same thing!

Thief: That's right. "If you relax, the thief will take the opportunity to start." .

Policeman: Aren't you talking about the ideological prevention leaflets issued by our police?

Thief: Yes, it is posted all over the street.

Policeman: Hey

Such a big trouble. Then ... then I won't bother you. Go ahead, I'm leaving, big brother. Bye-

Policeman: Stop it. I'll be in more trouble as soon as you leave. Come and sit down.

Thief: Hmm!

Policeman: Sit down! (On the phone) Hello, is this Director Wang of the police station? I'm CSI, and I was arrested again this Wednesday. Yes, we are here now. ...

Thief: Fukang Hotel.

Policeman: (to the thief) Don't talk so much. (Telephone) At Fukang Hotel. ..... yeah!

Thief: Yes.

Policeman: I tell you, if my daughter-in-law arrives before the police today, you must never reveal your identity. Can't say you are a thief.

Thief: That won't do. You must be honest. I'm telling you, big brother, heroes should be heroes. No matter who comes, I am also a thief. No matter who comes, I am also a thief with indomitable spirit.

Policeman: Sit down! I'm telling you, if you call you a thief, my relationship with my daughter-in-law will be over.

Thief: I didn't say I was a thief. What did I say I was? I also said I was a policeman? Right? What can I say?

Policeman: Well, count yourself as my colleague for the time being.

Thief: I'm not confident when I say I'm a policeman. Lend me your hat ...

Policeman: Have a rest! I'm telling you, after my daughter-in-law comes, don't say anything that should be said.

Thief: Don't worry, I only say good things, and I will make peace with you.

Policeman: Have a rest. What would you say?

Thief: Big Brother, you don't understand this. Making up lies is our strong point. Every interrogation record, I can make them different.

Policeman: You can't talk nonsense today.

Thief: I know.

Policeman: Remember with me that as long as I cough, you are not allowed to talk.

Thief: As soon as you cough, I will stop talking.

Policeman: Let's try. Ahem!

Thief: Don't say it.

Police: Cough!

Thief: Don't say it.

Police: Cough!

Thief: You won't say anything if you kill him.

[Rong Rong from inside, cough!

Thief: There is something wrong with this couple. They don't seem to have.

Policeman: Rong Rong, you're here.

[Pass a flower on the dining table.

Rongrong: Hey, why is it so romantic today?

Policeman: Oh, why are you here now?

Rongrong: Don't mention it, it's really annoying!

Policeman: What's the matter?

Rong Rong: I came by motorcycle and went to Yimeijia Supermarket to buy some things. When I came out, my car was gone. Less than three minutes before and after.

Policeman: Listen, listen, I told you a long time ago that motorcycles should be equipped with a "U" lock, but you just didn't believe me. How's it going?

Rong Rong: You gloat! A lock is so expensive that I can't bear it!

Policeman: Why can't you bear it? It is that the awareness of prevention is not strong. Do you think our public security bureau has publicized all the ideological prevention? You calculate, is the lock expensive or the car lost a lot!

Rongrong: Are you finished? I am bored to death.

Thief: don't bother, sister-in-law. I'll keep an eye on this car. I'll get it back with you in three days ... usually children do. ...

Policeman: You ...

Thief: I am talking to my sister-in-law. Sister-in-law, our eldest brother said to add a "U" lock. It's really anti-theft. I don't know what material it is, but the vice just keeps clamping.

Rongrong: How do you know?

Thief: I tried! no ...

Rongrong: Who are you? (of thieves)

Thief: Hmm! ..... me ... our colleague.

Policeman: Colleague? (Greeting warmly and politely) Hello!

Thief: Hello, dear, my sister-in-law is beautiful enough! (Touching Rongrong's hand)

Policeman: (loudly) Hum!

Rongrong: Sit down!

Thief: You're welcome. Sit down, sister-in-law

Policeman: (pulls the policeman aside) I thought it was just the two of us!

Thief: Right, right, right. It's us. He ... he insisted on coming. He had no choice but to push it away. It doesn't matter. Let's talk about us. Let's just pretend that he doesn't exist.

Rongrong: That won't do!

[The policeman pushes Rong Rong to the table, but Rong Rong still greets the thief politely.

Rong Rong: What's your name?

Thief: I'm the little …

Policeman: Hum! Little ... Xiao Hu.

Thief: Yes, yes, Xiao Hu, that nonsense Hu, I said sister-in-law, in fact, big brother cares about you.

The policeman coughed at the right time to stop the thief from talking.

Thief: He often talks about you ...

Police: Cough!

Thief: Take it to heart. ...

Rong Rong felt very sweet and shy.

Police: Cough!

Thief: You are pinching you!

Rong Rong: What you said is very good, but I didn't see it!

Thief: Didn't you see it? He is a policeman, sometimes we can't tell the difference! Or can he catch you?

The policeman stood up and pointed out to the thief.

Thief: No, or can you let him catch your heart?

Rongrong: You are very good at talking.

Thief: Yes, sister-in-law, a man, you have to understand him, don't you? He has his career, he has his pursuit, and he is chasing a girl outside. ...

Police: Cough!

Thief: Not chasing girls, but soaking feet ... no ... making tea, waiter, tea-

Policeman: Sit down! What tea to make! You talk nonsense. Rong Rong, don't listen to him, Xiao Hu ... He can joke.

Thief: Yes, just kidding.

Rongrong: I'm not kidding. As long as you are busy, as long as you have a career, right? I'm still with my graduating class.

Policeman: Yes.

Rong Rong: Why should you be the owner of a cutting shop and not care about anything?

Gong: No, no, I'm really busy at this stage recently. We have trained a lot, which is what they know best.

Huang: I practice every day. It's disgusting.

Gong: What do you mean annoying? According to the requirements of our superiors, we will practice. We must practice. Say it, run out, and type it.

Huang: Then we can't go.

Rong: You also took part in the big training.

Huang: Practice, cats practice, rats don't practice, don't you want to die?

Rong: Ah! ! !

Gong: Yes, yes ... His nickname is mouse.

Huang: Yes ... Yes, my name is Mouse.

Gong: We often joke like this and call him a mouse. Don't say a few words and order a few dishes and you will be blocked.

Huang: You say me, sister-in-law point.

Rong: I can't eat anything.

Huang: Sister-in-law, I'll give you some. Look at that. One set of Japanese ginseng, one set of Australian abalone, one set of bird's nest and one set of shark's fin.

Gong: It's too easy for you. You killed big head.

Huang: Why should I kill Big Head?

Gong: You know. I have no money in my pocket.

Huang: I wonder if you have any money in your pocket. Only three wallets.

Rong: Ah! ! three

Huang: No, this one. A man must have some private money anyway.

Gong: Who has private money? I ... Idaho (short for Idaho)

Rong: You have private money.

Gong: No.

Rong: Well, it seems that we can't talk about anything today. I have work to do. I'll go first.

Gong: Don't listen to his nonsense. We still need to talk about it. Tell you, I'm really training in a big way now, and now I'm integrated with the patrol, and I'm caught up with the peak in Spring Festival travel rush, so I don't have time to go home.

Huang: Why don't you have time to go home? You just don't want to go home. Sister-in-law, sit down and I'll say something to you. Sit down. I'm usually fine. Can't you go home to spend the Spring Festival with your family?

Gong: I

Rong: Listen to this.

Huang: That's right.

Rong: Are you married?

Huang: I have been divorced three times.

Rong: Then get a divorce. Is it because you can't go home?

Huang: Yes, I squat in the police station of the Public Security Bureau every day. The family doesn't understand.

Rong: Then you haven't learned your lesson.

Huang: This is a lesson.

Rong: Now that you have a family, you have to owe it to your family.

Huang: Yes ... That's right.

Rong: How is your daughter-in-law now?

Huang: My daughter-in-law is fine now, and she is quite supportive of my work. Still the same, I always feel that I have brought back too little money.

Gong: Hum! !

Rong: What are you humming? Isn't that what you did? You are the only one who is out of tune. Look at them. They are so real.

Gong: But I said. You don't want him to compare with me, he ...

Rong: What is he?

Huang: What am I, what am I, what am I, what do you think of me as a sister-in-law?

Gong: I'll say it today. I tell you, as long as you don't stop for a day, I can't relax this job. I gave up my family for everyone. You can say that I sing high-key or low-key. That's what it is for me anyway.

Rong: OK, OK, even if you have such an attitude, then we have nothing to talk about.

Gong: Forget it.

Huang: Sister-in-law, we haven't seen each other for a long time. I think we can discuss it. Miss will pay the bill. Sister-in-law, it's my treat. If a man can make a woman pay the bill, it's still a man.

Gong: A good boy has a wallet.

Rong: This ... this, this is President Yang. Why do you have President Yang's wallet?

Huang: She is my mother-in-law.

Gong: You talk nonsense. This is the fourth wallet you stole.

Rong: What's the matter?

Gong: He is the thief I just caught. Time was pressing, so I brought him.

Rong: Good boy. Today, President Yang said that her purse was stolen on her way to work, and he was worried to death.

Gong: Call quickly.

Rong: Yes.

Gong: Get up.

Rong: Hello, headmaster, your wallet has been found. The thief who stole your wallet was also caught. Who caught it? Who else? My husband! What happened? People's police love people! Of course the people's police do.

Gong: Look, your car is coming.

Rong: Take it.

Huang: When his wife turned against him, it was worse than the police.