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Escape and burn your beauty (Chapter 7)
Chapter 7
I saw Feng Jiu using magic to create many beautiful peach blossom drunkenness. Although this peach blossom drunkenness is sweet and delicious, the alcoholic nature is very strong. Even after all these years, Feng Jiu's drinking capacity was comparable to Bai Qian's, but she couldn't help but drink one can after another, and soon she became drunk.
Just then someone came, and that was Yuan Zhen. Yuan Zhen had admired Feng Jiu in the mortal world, but Feng Jiu didn't like him. Yuan Zhen knew that if you love someone, you have to let him Only when the person you love lives well can it be called love. When Yuan Zhen saw Feng Jiu, he said to Feng Jiu: "Xiao Jiu, wake up, I will take you back first." Although Feng Jiu was drunk at the time, as a nine-tailed fox, her ears and hearing are naturally very good. Now that he was drunk, he nodded to Yuan Zhen. Yuan Zhen got Feng Jiu's consent and picked up Feng Jiu. It happened that Yuan Zhen had smelled the incense of white sandalwood today, and Feng Jiu entered Yuan Zhen's arms. She smelled it, and she rubbed it inside with a familiar touch. Yuan Zhen was surprised at first, but after a while he became happy, because he felt that Feng Jiu might also like him a little, so he smiled even more happily. All this was seen by Chengyu, Siming, Lian Song and Donghua who had just arrived from afar. At this time, Donghua couldn't bear it anymore. Although he still had no expression on the surface, the aura on his body was so cold that it made people feel cold even if he took a step closer. After returning to chaos, the Bagua trio naturally understood that the emperor was angry, so they quickly stopped Yuan Zhen. Cheng Yu said to Yuan Zhen: "It would be better for Feng Jiu to take me to Xiwu Palace." Yuan Zhen said. : "I know the Empress well, and I will not do anything bad to the Empress. Chengyu Yuanjun can rest assured." What Yuanzhen said was naturally very appropriate, and Chengyu couldn't refute it, but they just After saying that, Feng Jiu seemed to know something. She jumped out of Yuan Zhen's arms, scratched her head, and said to Cheng Yu with a smile: "Cheng Yu - I seem to be drunk. I, I can just go back by myself." After saying that, she swayed away, but she bumped into something before she had taken two steps. Feng Jiu smelled the aroma of white sandalwood that was stronger and more fragrant than before. This actually made Feng Jiu wake up half of her wine. She Knowing that the scent of white sandalwood was the emperor's favorite, he immediately said, "Empress Bai Fengjiu of Qingqiu has met Emperor Donghua." After saying that, he saluted Donghua. Donghua just hummed. Feng Jiu was drunk just now, and now she left just after she had sobered up. Even though she was already a god, her body was not made of iron. She fell down as soon as she took a step. At this time, a hand supported her, and she looked up. She saw Yuan Zhen, smiled and said to Yuan Zhen: "Thank you." When she said this, she did not notice the darkened Emperor Donghua next to her. Yuan Zhen also just saw Emperor Donghua, and hurriedly made up a courtesy: "Yuan Zhen pays homage to Emperor Donghua. I haven't seen the emperor just now. I hope you can forgive me." At this time, Donghua said: "It seems that Beihai is very busy recently, even Shuijun They all came to Jiuchongtian to have fun with the Empress Qingqiu. "Yuanzhen said, "Emperor, although I admire the empress, she has no intention of me. I hope you will see me clearly. Can you please allow me to say something disrespectful?" Donghua said. : "Say." Yuan Zhen said: "Emperor, even if I have a relationship with Empress Qingqiu, then in what capacity does the emperor take care of this matter?" The emperor said: "I care about the younger generation, and let's talk about Qingqiu. We have good relations with the Celestial Clan, so it is not an exaggeration for me to take care of the Celestial Clan." Yuan Zhen had nothing to say. At this time, Feng Jiu finally recovered, but she seemed to be drunk again, like the little fox back then. As if, she ran to Donghua and smelled the familiar scent of white sandalwood. She habitually dug in again and rubbed it. With a shy face, she said to Donghua: "Emperor, Jiuer likes it." I like you so much. Even if you say we are not meant for each other, Jiu'er still loves you. But now Emperor Wenchang has appeared. Emperor, what do you think Jiu'er should do? The reason why I let him go back to Qingqiu is because of me. I'm afraid you'll worry, Jiu'er really loves you, but I can't let you get hurt for Jiu'er, because Jiu'er will hurt more than you." Donghua was naturally happy after hearing this confession, and the aura around him was filled with joy. He was much more approachable and did not notice Yuan Zhen who was completely stunned.
The emperor hugged Feng Jiu and let Feng Jiu pull his sleeves. He was actually quite happy because Feng Jiu still liked him and Feng Jiu was still the little fox he was back then.
At this moment, Feng Jiu finally woke up from the wine. She knew she must have said something to disgrace Qingqiu.
She knew that if she hadn't been drunk, she would never have said those words. She used to say that she was young and ignorant, and if she felt like them, she would be together, but now it's no longer possible. She has grown up, and she is the emperor of Qingqiu Five Wastelands. She is Qingqiu Bai Fengjiu High God. Now her every word and deed is seen by the world. If she is still like before, she will lose Qingqiu's face. Fengjiu's life these years can be said to be a life. A life worse than death. She knew that this was her punishment for tampering with the Three Life Stones privately. Whenever she thought about him every day, countless knives would stab her heart. She didn't take it seriously for what happened over the years, but now they have truly met each other. She couldn't bear it any longer, and was about to have an attack. She immediately jumped off the emperor and said to Donghua: "Emperor, I have offended many people today. I hope you will forgive me. Feng Jiu still has something to do at the moment, so just I'll take my leave now, and I'll come to the emperor in person to apologize." After saying that, he ran away quickly before the emperor agreed, but what's the use? The emperor felt something was wrong from the beginning, and kept following Feng Jiu invisibly. I am afraid that only Bai Fengjiu can make the former Lord of Heaven and Earth, Donghua Purple Mansion Shaoyang Jun, fall in love with him. At this time, Fengjiu no longer ran as fast as before, and his speed slowed down, knowing that there was no one there. She stopped at the right place. She could no longer bear the pain and a mouthful of blood spurted out. She supported herself hard and said, "I have learned this heart-breaking calamity." After saying this, she smiled desolately and said He began to adjust his breathing. When Donghua saw all this, a red light appeared on his body. He could no longer hold back his anger. He originally thought that as long as he didn't provoke her or get close to her, nothing would happen. But now he He saw that the woman he regarded as his life and loved the most was hurt time and time again for him. All he wanted was for her to live well, live happily, and be the innocent little Qingqiu Emperor Ji. But now, he Seeing her being injured and bleeding again and again, although the surface was still calm, his heart was already full of grains. He wished he could bear it for her, but he couldn't. He could only watch her get hurt again and again but he couldn't save it. She, I, the Shaoyang Lord of Donghua Purple Mansion, am worthy of the world, worthy of the common people, and worthy of all the world, but I have only let her down, the woman I love most, the woman I regard as my life, the woman I love to my core. .
He looked at her and saw that she was injured again and again, but he pushed her away again and again. The thing that I, the Shaoyang Lord of Donghua Zifu, regret the most is that I was on the Sansheng Stone. I have omitted my name. At the beginning, I was dedicated to the world. Who would have thought that hundreds of thousands of years later, a little fox would touch my love. I love her, but this love will only hurt her. As long as she is well, I will There will be no more worries.
While Feng Jiu was adjusting her breath, a male god with black hair and green clothes suddenly appeared next to her. Fengjiu looked at it and said, "Why, do you want to see my joke?" After saying that, the male god said, "Why don't you cherish your body so much? Don't you know that the punishment from heaven is very severe? You don't know how to avoid it." "Avoid it." Fengjiu said, "If it is really so easy to avoid, how could I be like this?" Donghua watched silently, and the male god finally turned around, and Donghua recognized it immediately. When he came out, it was clearly Yu Emperor, but why did Jiuer get involved with him? When he came back to his senses, he saw that Emperor Yu was passing on the immortal energy to Feng Jiu, but since he didn't have the magic grass, Du's cultivation might make both of them go crazy.
At this time, Donghua couldn't bear it any longer and removed the invisibility technique. Before Emperor Yu could react, he took Fengjiu to Taichen Palace.
Although Fengjiu misses Donghua, she is the empress of Qingqiu. What does it mean to be dragged here by Emperor Donghua like this? Isn’t this embarrassing Qingqiu again? Bai Fengjiu, Bai Fengjiu! What do you think you are doing? She is so unsatisfied that she has no future as soon as she sees Donghua. She must show the momentum that Empress Qingqiu should have and let him know that the little fox that used to pester him has grown up and is no longer messing around. She is a qualified person. The empress, an aunt who is admired all over the world, is the most noble woman in the world. She cannot be hopeless or escape. What is supposed to come will always come, and what is supposed to come cannot be avoided. She can only face it happily. .
So he bowed respectfully to Donghua and said, "The Empress of Qingqiu, Bai Fengjiu, pays homage to Emperor Donghua.
"Donghua said: "Don't you know how dangerous it was just now? At best, you two may go crazy, or at worst, your souls will be scattered!" Fengjiu said: "Thank you for your concern, the emperor. What happened just now was unavoidable, so Fengjiu came out. This was the last resort. I didn't expect the emperor to suddenly take Feng Jiu away. Feng Jiu has something to do now, so he won't disturb the emperor. The Wangtian clan and Qingqiu have been on good terms for generations, which will bring blessings to all people! Donghua said: "You, the empress, have done quite well. Now you have learned how to act on the spot." "Fengjiu said: "As the emperor said, hundreds of thousands of years have changed, everything in the world is so small, and everything in the world is changing, let alone Fengjiu?" Donghua said: "Long time no see, you have grown up. . Feng Jiu said: "Thank you for the compliment, Emperor. But Feng Jiu still has many shortcomings. Now I still have an appointment with Brother Yu, so I will resign first." Donghua said: "Brother Yu? Your relationship is quite good. Why didn't I know that you and the male god had such a good relationship before?" "Feng Jiu naturally heard that the emperor was a little unhappy at this time, so he said a little flatteringly: "Yu Emperor is my biological brother. As for the male gods, in the past 100 years, Feng Jiu has occasionally gone out to practice. They are acquaintances and not bad people, so they don't need to worry about the Emperor. Now Feng Jiu and Emperor Yu still have something to discuss, so they left first. Feng Jiu's words were of course impeccable. Just when Feng Jiu was about to leave, Tuanzi came and said, "Ali pays homage to the emperor. He came today to see his cousin." Fengjiu said: "Duanzi, what do you want to see me for?" Tuanzi said: "Sister Fengjiu, Brother Yudi is coming to visit my mother. My mother can't stand it anymore. Please go to Ximugong and have a look." Fengjiu said: "Don't worry, Tuanzi. Sister Fengjiu will go right now. Brother Yudi is worried about me. He won't embarrass my aunt. Don't worry." Tuanzi said: "Sister Fengjiu, you should go and have a look." Fengjiu said: "Okay Tuanzi, I'll go, then you can go first. The emperor and I still have some things to say." Tuanzi said, "Well, my sister, Dijun Ali, is resigning." "Yeah. After seeing A Li leave, Feng Jiu said to the emperor: "Feng Jiu thanks the emperor for caring about him. Now that Feng Jiu really has something to do, he will leave first. The emperor said: "You are so injured, where do you want to go? I will heal your injuries first, and then you can leave after the injuries are healed." Feng Jiu said: "This little injury is nothing. It's Feng Jiu's fault that makes the emperor worry. I hope the emperor will forgive me." The emperor said: "Are you sure this is just a minor injury? Why do I think your true energy is unstable and your immortal energy is seriously injured?" Feng Jiu said: "I... I'm really... okay. I don't need to let the emperor spend my cultivation to heal my wounds." Donghua said: "Are you really brother and sister with Emperor Yu?" Feng Jiu said: "Yes, but I don't know what Brother Yu thinks. Anyway, it's a good match." Donghua said: "Since it's okay, you'd better go." "Feng Jiu bowed and left. It's just that she was injured a lot, and now it's been delayed for so long, so it's inevitable that she's a little unable to do what she wants. But she has to leave first, and she can't involve Donghua. After thinking about it, I saw Emperor Yu not far away and said, "Brother Yu, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..." Before he could finish speaking, he saw Feng Jiu falling straight down. Emperor Yu caught him and said, "Xiao Jiu , why are you so stupid, your body is like this, and you are still running around, don't you know it hurts?" Feng Jiu said: "Brother Yu, I...it's okay...you don't have to worry... .Compared with docking the tail, I don’t know how much better it is - Xiaojiu was wrong and won’t do it next time. Emperor Yu said: "Xiao Jiu is recovering from his injuries. Let's talk about other things after you are healed." "Feng Jiu nodded weakly, indicating to Brother Yu that she should listen to him.
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