The more stories about yourself, the better.

Next time you sing, start with yourself.

A buddy was walking on the road, humming "You are the most beautiful cloud on my horizon", and a sister-in-law riding a bicycle passed by and replied "Let me leave my heart to you".

Then, the buddy chased him like chicken blood and chased the sister paper to the corner. My sister was so scared that she took out her pocket and said, "I'll give you both the money and the mobile phone." Please let me go ... "

The buddy said calmly, "Next time you sing, start by yourself." . The rest of the girls were in a mess in the wind.

Do you think you can do it?

Q: "Do you think you can do it?"

A: "Of course."

Q: "Please explain"

A: "A man can't say no to himself!"

After a few old classmates drank together and blushed, they naturally talked more. At first, most of the jokes were hearsay, or jokes made by Zhang San or Li Si, or jokes made by vegetarians. It is used as an appetizer, and it also smells of laughter. After drinking a little wine, I don't know who suggested saying, "Let's tell our own jokes, shall we?" "good!" After clinking glasses again, here are some "own jokes".

Students in Berlin are living well now, with books out and cars. The house has four bedrooms and two halls, which is high-grade and elegant. But in those days, I played the simplest joke. He said: "1960, I graduated from university and was assigned to Beijing. An uncle in Beijing is a Peking Opera actor. His family is rich and has a refrigerator. This is the first time I have seen a refrigerator. It was a Sunday, and it happened that my uncle and aunt had something to go out and said,' There is food in the refrigerator'. Find something to eat by yourself at noon. " Kissing my uncle's house is no stranger. If you are hungry, go and open the refrigerator. Open the refrigerator and drink. There are many things in it, and the lights reflect these things clearly. Take out something to eat and just want to eat. It suddenly occurred to me, is the light in the refrigerator off? Open the refrigerator again, yes, it is really open, and the light is still on. Where is the switch? I looked for it for a long time, but I couldn't find it. There won't be a switch, and the light inside is always on. What a waste of electricity! Maybe, I broke the refrigerator and opened it again, and the light was still on. I'm not hungry at all. I waited eagerly for my uncle and aunt to come back, and said timidly, did I break the refrigerator? The light inside is on all the time. "This joke, very funny, very cola, have another drink.

Sheng Qiao, a retired university teacher, "his own jokes" are also quite interesting. He said, "My own jokes last at least 20 years longer than what you just told, but they are also about household appliances. It was in the early 1980s, and I was teaching in a university. One day, a colleague and I rode our bicycles through the embassy area and saw something like a fan hanging outside the embassy window. Colleagues don't know me, ask me. I thought about it and said,' Maybe it's a fan for ventilation?' Colleagues said:' Ventilation is just a fan on the window, isn't it? Besides, isn't it connected to the window? I also forced the experts to say that' foreigners are sometimes stupid, ventilated, and add a tube'. You said you were still a college teacher, but you didn't even know air conditioning at that time. Is this a joke? "The joke also won a burst of laughter, and they raised their glasses.

It's my turn to tell my own jokes. I said, let's tell a joke about home appliances: "In the 1970s, there was no TV in our county, even in Harbin, the provincial capital. It seems that not many people have TV. That year, I attended a short training class organized by the Provincial Department of Education, and went to the conference room early in the evening to watch TV. At that time, none of us in the county could turn on the TV, and no one dared to touch that precious thing. Every time, the comrades in the city turned on the TV, twisted it a few times and shook the antenna for a long time before the picture was displayed. On Saturday, the students in the city went home, and no one dared to move the TV. Someone encouraged me to' try it'. The switch and volume are written there, which is easy to turn on, but both antennas are shaking in that direction, and the picture is full of smeared snowflakes. I'm too anxious to take a clear picture. A high school principal in the hall couldn't even adjust the TV. Do you think it's funny? "

Everyone was not amused by my jokes. Maybe everyone suddenly realized: Oh! Don't you have a big basket of your own jokes? People often laugh behind the world, and people often laugh behind the world. Think more about your own jokes, and maybe you will have less thoughts of laughing at others? Besides, telling jokes by yourself is fun, isn't it?

Please raise your glass and have another drink! Come on, have another round of your own jokes.