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On Slippery Prose
Although I hate this kind of person very much, last night, I saw this kind of person really different. Most of these people are ignorant and arrogant, and they are a little self-deceiving. Many times they are ignorant and even shameless. At least I hate such people.
Having said that, I still can't define this kind of people, and I don't know which is more appropriate to describe them: "boasting", "Kan Kan dialect" or "slipping" in the local dialect. Anyway, these people are hard to define.
Often such people will appear in various places at various suitable times, exhaust all the words in the world, do not spare the slightest bubble, and do not care whether the other party is willing or not. The saliva has turned into raindrops, flying around like the flu.
This kind of person is especially common in public places, railway stations, bus stations, parks, and dining halls, which makes the places that should be civilized and elegant or need civilized promotion full of his breath, which makes the listeners helpless, and even more exasperating is the indirect impact on people they have never met around.
Imagine that in the waiting room, you are tired and want to take a nap before boarding the plane, but there is someone who has nothing to do with you. What you said has nothing to do with you. It sounds good, but you just said something irrelevant and even full of mistakes. This waiting room is ok, but it is not a good thing to treat it as noise and disturb the tiredness. Now, thieves in ports, docks, railway stations and bus stations are not sleeping. They just need to take care of their belongings.
This is a waiting room in public places. If you eat in the hall, you will lose your fun. Originally, you were annoyed that there was no quiet place to chat, and then you were sprayed with dribs and drabs by a guy dancing with saliva. Why are you interested in eating? Moreover, most people who eat dinner in Kan Kan Hall are not dignitaries, and generally do not eat dinner. Perhaps they are more private than ordinary people. What is exasperating is that what the lip-synching singer said is extremely absurd and offside. More are yellow explicit jokes, which are bold. They dare to reveal the gossip of people around them, regardless of whether there are women and children around them, and it seems that they will chat more happily and enjoy themselves. Really annoying, just tell our own people, but how bold these people may be! When it comes to rise, it will ignore the feelings of people around it, and it will be like a speech, as if to tell people all over the world about gossip and flirting. Maybe it's because I don't talk much, I don't know much and I don't read much. I hate such people.
Listening to colleagues talking about his unit, there are many such people. They don't know how to work all day. Nothing. Let's talk about Zhang's parents, Li's family background and so on. This is not irritating. Colleagues are bored, so it's okay to talk about it. It is exasperating that these people are all good people at work and don't do any work. To tell the truth, they are bad people. They will put down their dignity and age, like beggars, and after gossiping in front of their colleagues, they will wag their tails and report to the leaders, saying that the report is actually good, but to be honest, it is not, disrupting normal interpersonal relationships. This kind of interpersonal relationship naturally involves superiors and subordinates. This is the disharmony between superiors and subordinates, the natural contradiction, the lack of motivation in work, the lack of motivation in the team, and the suspicion from top to bottom. What about cohesion? Simple work naturally becomes a complex burden, which affects the normal production order. This kind of person exists in the unit or society for a long time. We often listen to flatterers or we can sum up for such people.
For flattery, smart people will laugh it off and treat it as a joke to pass the time; Not most people are saints, but smart people can distinguish the original intention of flattery, and often flatterers become their own families and lead their own families because of flattery.
Most of these people don't have any real talent and learning, but just like what they want, know how to read and speak, be eloquent, and keep the pulse of leaders. Fortunately, I have been busy since noon, otherwise I don't know how many topics to nag, which will annoy others and indirectly become a "slip of the tongue."
However, last night's "slip of the tongue" was not so annoying, but liked and respected. Because it is the weekend, there are always more passengers catching this train at 10 than usual, and the passengers are different from before. Students and Muslims make up the majority. I rushed to the station to find a seat. Before I could sit down, the bus had already left the station. Putting down the backpack, the whole person relaxed and felt weak and tender. I just wanted to relax my sore body by leaning on the seat. Simply holding a mobile phone can only help you fall asleep quickly. I chose all the e-books in my mobile phone and I like them very much. Many of them have been reluctant to delete them after reading them several times. But I won't go through those books at this time.
I typed an e-book casually and haven't read it yet. The people who sell nail clippers and children's gyroscopes in the car are selling them again. What? My nail clippers are made of Japanese scalpel materials, which can cut steel and copper and all kinds of nails ... My gyroscope looks like a flying saucer from a distance, but looks like an aircraft carrier from a close distance. Adults will never grow old after playing, and children will fly planes after playing ... what a mess. If a broken top can make adults grow old? Directly using gyroscopes to solve problems, you have something to go to court, and you can't leave the court without money, so it's not leisurely for Zhao Gao to let the prince and ministers play a few gyroscopes with him. More importantly, relax, it is more important to live forever.
Hehe, such a solution even amuses me. How can someone not refute it? Maybe the car is too boring. When this guy was advocating good quality and low price, someone asked him: Cut your nail clippers with your nail clippers. If you cut it, I want ten sets. Oh! No, I want both!
Looking for fame, it was a well-dressed young man across the street, wearing a Hui hat and holding a book, smiling at the guy selling goods! The young man didn't answer directly and didn't continue to sell. He looked straight at Huimin's face and seemed angry.
Well, as he said, I can cut it for eight yuan a set, and I took two sets at once, as if I had found someone to vent my anger on. The salesman boy turned his eyes to the speaker next to him: I sell it for ten yuan and you sell it for eight yuan! Aren't you making trouble? Can your nail clipper cut a kitchen knife? The crowd gave a burst of laughter, so how about cutting off the train wheels? If I can cut it, I want two sets, one for my wife and one for my sister-in-law, hee hee! There was another burst of laughter in the crowd.
The salesman looked a little pale, only to see him carrying the small basket of goods and putting it on the small coffee table of the train: aren't you arguing? Is it difficult for you to be coaxed by others when you go to work? I don't want this nail clipper, so I'll give you two a set of nail clippers ... As I said, I dropped the nail clippers in the basket on the small coffee table, perhaps because I couldn't take it easy. I touched the top in the basket and sent out Uncle Bird's Jiangnan style ... I put Jiangnan Style in the car, causing a burst of laughter. The salesman walked away without looking back, leaving two sets of embarrassing nail clippers lying alone in the laughter of the crowd ... "Do you know why some people dare to do this?" Why is everyone in Kan Kan talking about it? Why do people ... "
It was the well-dressed Hui youth who spoke. He started a lot of topics, but this farce may feel that it should end with him. After talking for dozens of reasons, there was no sound in the car, and everyone began to listen to his wonderful dialogue of asking and answering questions. Occasionally add an English paragraph to the discussion, so that the questions are strong enough, the answers are concise and the discussion is incisive enough. After this noise, my fatigue disappeared and I was in enough mood to listen to their conversation. In fact, at that time, I was reading a philosophical treatise on life and death, and I didn't fully understand it. The Hui youth only expounded the relationship between life and death from his own point of view, but because he had to go to work, he didn't have a chance to get to know this young man, so he could discuss it with him.
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