Cheng Jinyao's story is a joke.

From JD.COM drum "Chowder of Nine Dynasties and Eighteen Dynasties"

More than a dozen drums shake Kun,

Donkeys will arch the wall when they are born.

The rooster laid a double yellow egg, uh-huh, hehe,

Bold mouse, he swallowed civet cat.

Sister Yang Bajie went for a spring outing. She is holding a dog.

He couldn't smile, and his eyes were full of tears.

I saw her crying and laughing with one eye, uh-huh, hey hey,

Scold a white-faced husband named Cheng,

The last thing you should do is shoot Dan Xiong Xin with a pistol. Well, hey, hey,

Jiang Ziya's fate is yin, alas, alas, alas.

It is said that the story of the Three Kingdoms Diesim is beautiful.

Kneeling three times, she proposed to me,

I didn't wash twenty cents until Laoqiu, uh-huh, hey hey,

Later, I went to London and married Chaplin.

The Jade Emperor once invited me to dinner, uh-huh, uh-huh,

The queen mother also sold herself.

Bao Zheng Wen has been to Shenyang, mm-hmm.

I have an appointment with a She Taijun.

Have a baby. His name is Huang Tianba.

Marry a daughter-in-law, whose name is Yutangchun,

Everyone said how brave Zhang Fei was in these three countries, uh-huh, hehe,

He made great achievements in Shangganling battlefield.

On the day when Zhao Benshan was devastated,

Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon's name is Zhen Chen.

Wei organized the World Olympic Games, uh-huh, hehe,

Wu Dalang won the championship in the kilometer race.

If I say this, the audience won't believe me,

Zhang Tingxiu stepped on steel bars in Harbin.

I sang a passage on the stage, a hodgepodge, uh-huh, hehe,

Clap your hands or not is up to you.

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Characteristics of JD.COM Drum

JD.COM Drum is a kind of banqiang music formed by artists in JD.COM in the past dynasties, which combines the melodies of folk songs such as Houshan Tune, Pinggu Tune and Toudi Tune. The early singing method of JD.COM drum was "only red top red". That is to say, it is more difficult to sing a long book in 4/4 beats, and more "padding words" are added to the aria. In the middle and late period, the aria gradually enriched and swayed.

JD.COM drum is in the form of "one board to the end", without an independent upper board, but towards the end, the speed is accelerated, the lyrics are dense, there is no filling between sentences, and some are similar to cribs without eyes, and then the tail cavity is connected. Sometimes at the beginning of the crib, a "out of tune" becomes a "tail tune".