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What wonderful things have you done to save money?
1. I just graduated in 211 and worked in an insurance company in Wuhan. Because I had no money, but the company asked me to wear a suit, so a straight man who never went shopping walked around Wuhan for several hours in order to buy a cheaper suit, and finally took a fancy to a suit with a price of 3 yuan. In order to bargain, he was really red-faced and bargained with his boss for 2 minutes, and finally spent 28 yuan. In 211, the insurance company didn't provide the basic salary, so it had to eat and drink at a friend's house at the cost of helping friends buy food and do household cleaning every day. Finally, it persisted for three months, resigned and changed jobs.
2. When you are looking for a job, you need to take a bus at another bus stop (2 air-conditioned cars and 1 local car), because there is only one stop. In order to save this dollar, you have to walk there for 15 minutes in the sun at noon.
3. At that time, after resigning from the insurance company, I went to a restaurant as a waiter because I was short of money and really had no face to reach out to my family. The salary was 1,4 yuan per month. Most of the boys were food delivery workers at that time, but the salary of food delivery workers was lower than that of waiters in 2 yuan. In order to earn more 2 yuan and eat more dinner, I needed to go to work for 2 hours every day, and it depends on the time when the guests left after work.
4. When I first went to work, I didn't have much money. I ate two or three yuan of egg cakes in the morning or didn't have breakfast. I only ate a baked wheat cake or a bowl of fried rice with eggs for five yuan every night, and I didn't dare to go to the mall when I went shopping. I also bought clothes on the ground or bought them cheaply at a treasure. I have never bought cosmetics and skin care products, and my male colleagues often drag me shopping, or let me learn to dress up by innuendo.
5. In 212, I came to Shanghai and worked in a KTV. Because the night shift paid more than the day shift in 1 yuan and I could have an extra working meal, I worked in the night shift for 12 months in a row and worked for 48 hours on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, just for 3 yuan's bonus.
6. When I came to Beijing in 213 to do advertising activities, it was only common to work overtime every day. At night, because the activities were set up and installed too late, there was no bus or subway to go home. In order to save money, I stayed overnight in the Internet cafe and continued to work the next day.
7. The most impressive time was one winter in 214, when I was doing activities in Shunyi, Beijing. It was already 2 o'clock in the morning after the evening. There was a biting cold wind outside and some snowflakes were dancing. If I went home, it would cost at least 3 yuan to take a taxi, and there were 2 hotel stays, and there was no place to rest next to me. So I walked for 2 minutes against the cold wind and found a KFC.
8. Help a customer to do activities. The five-star hotel booked by the customer has spare rooms, so I can stay for one night for free. However, this room only includes the accommodation fee, so you need to spend your own money for eating and room consumption. It is far away from the place where you eat next to you, and there are few takeaways in the middle of the night. Besides, everything in the room is particularly expensive, so you can only burn tap water to drink, and then wait for 4 minutes to get a discounted takeaway.
9. Once I went back to Beijing and bought the wrong bus ticket, I went to a bus station in Fengtai, Beijing at 12: 3 in the morning. The hotel next to the station was 3 yuan for one night, and the place where I took a taxi back to stay was about 3 yuan. Moreover, the driver didn't want to go to Changping because he was not familiar with the road, and he only had 15 yuan in his pocket. When he saw that my little girl had no place to go in the middle of the night, he sent me to the subway station for 5 yuan and found an Internet cafe to stay by himself. When I got to the subway station, I couldn't find an Internet cafe, and there was no 24-hour shop around, so I found an express hotel. The little girl on duty at the front desk took me in and let me stay in a room that was not cleaned until dawn.
the above are the personal experiences of friends around me and myself, and it makes me sad to think about it.
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