Girls' depression makes girls happy.

Girls' depressed jokes make girls happy. In our daily life, we can often see many sentences. Some classic sentences have also made many of us understand the relevant meanings. The following jokes make girls happy when they are depressed.

A joke that amuses girls when they are depressed 1 1. Xiao Wang's favorite singer is Christine Christine. The songs he must sing when he goes to KTV are "I love you endlessly" and "Singing every night". His biggest dream is to cure his stuttering.

2, life tips: sleep late = don't eat breakfast. People can live to be 70 years old if they eat breakfast for 4 yuan, so sleeping in can save 4×365×70, which is about 65,438+10,000 yuan. 65438+ ten thousand yuan can go to Bali+Maldives+Hawaii+Okinawa+Dubai once. So those friends who complain that they have no money to travel, what are you hesitating about? Go to sleep late quickly. Travel comes from sleep.

3, the most complicated relationship, the husband raises a mistress, and the mistress raises a small white face. When she seduces a gigolo, it means that her husband's money is spent on his mistress, and mistress Hua Xiaobai's face is spent on her, and the gigolo will always be hers.

Speaking of meteor shower, I sigh that the earth came with bullets all the way.

5. The little grey rabbit and the little white rabbit help the old goat collect cabbage. When it was finished, the old goat gave them a car full of cabbages. The little grey rabbit says thank you happily. The white rabbit said, I don't want cabbage. Please give me some seeds. The old goat smiled and said, well, leave your email address.

6. I have been burping today. Go to a fast food restaurant downstairs to eat alone. I burp and eat. Suddenly, the person opposite patted the table and glared at me. I was shocked. I looked at each other for ten seconds, and then my cold sweat came down. I am definitely no match for him when fighting! My arms are thicker than my legs! Then the eldest brother spoke: Is the hiccup over? That's what I used to do. . . . . .

7. What are the new standards for female silk? 1, never bought a bikini; 2, there is no conspicuous bright nail polish; 3. Never wear high heels over 5CM; 4, will not wear a full set of underwear; 5. Lose weight for more than 5 months within one year; 6, dare not grin in front of everyone; 8. Like to walk behind men; 9. Do not love or love looking in the mirror too much; 10, I haven't changed my hairstyle for more than half a year. . .

One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!

2. Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, with a construction period of two months and a cost of 300,000 yuan, but I had to pay for it myself. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. ! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. One of them passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

5. The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours later. The snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry to scold: if I don't come back, I will die! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: you said I wouldn't go!

6. Someone keeps a pig, and hates and dislikes it, but the pig knows the way home, and it is useless to dislike it. One day, he drove a lot of cars and abandoned the pig. He called home late at night and asked, "Is the pig coming back?" Answer: "I have come back!" " It growled, "put it on the phone, I'm lost!"

7. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant's nest, and the ant crawled on the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".

8. One morning in computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed, and our platoon was all dead." At this time, many students said, "We are dead, too." Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up and said, "I'm not dead yet!" " "The teacher said strangely," the whole class is dead. Why don't you die? "

9. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

10, sophomore, girls in the dormitory all like Emil Wakin Chau's songs, and a tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girl in the upper bunk asked: Where is my Emil Wakin Chau? The girl in the lower bunk replied, It's in my bed! There was silence for two seconds, and then everyone fell on the bed.

Girls' depression makes girls happy. 3 1. I wish you are busy, always have money in your pocket, and be accompanied by good people. Your face will always stay today, bank deposits will only increase, life goals will continue to advance, and days will become sweeter and sweeter, so year after year!

2. I am willing to plant a sincere heart, water it with my love, protect you with my love, shelter from the wind and rain, care about it day and night, and let the sunshine bloom on your beautiful face with your smile. Happiness is only because of you, my love is like a flower.

3. I miss you silently, I really love you, I love you deeply, I protect you very well, I dream of seeing you sweetly, I hug you gently, I quietly say I love you, and I really want to see you!

When you fall in love with someone, the air is sweet every day, the food is delicious every day, and the mood is happy every day. You asked me how I knew, because I fell in love with you. This is all personal experience.

If you are still young, why do you have to suffer from the long river? If you can be with me day and night, why not last forever? If you have a soul mate, why do you have to be together for a long time? If you love and have no regrets, why are you afraid of the world? It is because you love thoroughly and are fearless that you will grow old together.

6. My love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

7. Love with your heart, communicate without talking, love with your true feelings, worry without telling, have a lover, stay grateful, have a lover, stay moved, don't care, don't be together, and a blessing has made infatuation clear, keep it with your heart and love it with perseverance.

8. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him,' Say, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

9. Love your train is not late, miss your stars without blinking, the sweet journey has no end, the romantic voyage has no end, your heart and eyes overlap, and the light and shadow of love will always be gorgeous. Love you, dear, very much.

10, I am like the chocolate you sent, melting in your mouth.

1 1, when I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine you by my side, your smile, your naughty, your lovely, but I find that I will always miss you, so I will always close my eyes and can't open them!

12, I will call for sleeping feelings with sincerity and let love be reborn in persistence; I will wait for your life with my life, and let time prove that I love my life. Please give me another chance to awaken your love!

13, the flow of years, tepid; People around you are on and off; Wandering heart, do not want to wander, just want to stay in your love, give you a lifetime of happiness, eternal happiness and sweetness.

14, baby: don't feel tired, just rest; Don't feel hungry before eating; Don't feel cold before adding clothes; Don't be sleepy before you miss me. Take care of yourself and your health!

15, you ignore me, I am like a kite with a broken thread, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of breaking into pieces. Fear has occupied my heart, please reply to the message! It's like sending a lifeline to save my uneasy heart.

16, don't ask me how much I love you, run to the hot sun to bask in the sun, and the sun represents my feelings; Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart!

17, weak water 3,000, only take one spoon; Flowers bloom all over the garden, only picking one; There are countless beautiful women, but there is only one love. Your smile is the beauty of my life. I'm not extravagant or greedy, I just want to wait for you to be happy to the end.

18, baby, don't forget to cover the quilt at night, so as not to cry when you catch a cold; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.

19, dear, every day the sun rises is the beginning of thinking about you in my heart, and every day the moon rises is the beginning of thinking about you in my dream. The moon and the sun make me love you all my life.

20. I just want to hold your hand, look into your eyes, walk barefoot by the sea, only you, just because of you.

2 1, dear, usually eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Less sadness, more sleep. Send a short message about you, just to let you know that I miss you!

22. I always think of you in my heart; Read where you are every day; I don't have the heart to bother you; I just miss you so much today; Send a message to ask you; When can I see you? By the way, I also want to tell you; I only have you in my heart.

23. Without your love, it is difficult to recover the living goal.

If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

25. As long as the hearts are connected, the horizon is close at hand. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow through your fingers one day. I am very happy to grow up with you! Dear friend, I wish you happiness forever.

26. There is always a scene in life called meeting. There is always a story in life called being together. Life is a play. Now, I invite you to be the leading role and play opposite me.

27, dear, I have two rooms, small and warm: the left atrium and the right atrium, full of you; I have two dreams, but I need you very much: a happy dream and a happy dream, in which you are all outside.

28. Now smoking is lonely, drinking is lonely, fishing is lonely, stealing vegetables is lonely, falling in love is lonely, and even sleeping is lonely.

29. Give me a happy mood and let me learn to smile; Give me an extension of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; Give me a quiet mind and let me learn to be safe; Give me a message, let me no longer be indifferent; Life without you is just upset.

30. Thinking of others is a kind of warmth, and being thought of by others is a kind of happiness. Fate is providence, and fate is man-made. A bosom friend is an appropriate tacit understanding, and a bosom friend is a perfect friend. Friends are concerned about life and death!

3 1, we miss something every day, we don't find it when we miss it, but we regret it afterwards. Mom said that people had better not miss two things: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply!

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

33. If life is without you, happiness is missing a corner; If you are not in life, there will be regrets when you are wonderful; Without you all my life, I will lose my goal. I will reassure you and never forget you!

34. I'm so depressed that you ignore me, you know, honey, depression is not crazy, and depression will kill you. Do you have the heart to call me crazy or die? Send a message back, don't torture the people who love you the most.

35. When you get fat, it's Yang Yuhuan; when you get thin, it's beautiful. It's not bad to be neither fat nor thin now, but it's just me. Therefore, no matter how your figure changes, I will love you all my life. Dear, don't care what others say, be yourself!

36. Sun rain, lover's tears, silent tears, do you know who I miss? The moon is bright and the stars are few. I still remember my little nine sisters, and I really want to be with them. Nowadays, the beauty is nowhere to be found, and only sake is accompanied by drunkenness. Dear, come back to me quickly, I will love you forever!

37. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

38. I still vaguely remember children's songs when I was a child. The touching story is not over yet. I want to say that our love is a beautiful encounter and agreement thousands of years ago.

Give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message, I will say: I miss you!

40. Send you a love island. Take some time to find it. The scenery inside is really good. Here is full of acacia grass, and there are two love birds. There is an island of love, and I am in a particularly good mood. Wish you happiness and worry-free!

4 1, romantic love message, you are the center of the circle, I sing around you; You are a kite, I will fly with you; You are the land, I will give you a light rain. I am your little love nest, you are my little bird, love each other and grow old with my son!

42. I heard that it is very eye-catching to associate with beautiful women, to nourish the brain with smart women, to nourish the body with healthy women, to nourish the heart with happy women, and to interact with you: Du! Perfect woman.

43. In the sky, we are like two birds in a wing; On the ground, we are like connected branches; This hatred is endless; This love is like a river; Meet and stay together for life.

44. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that you don't know I love you when I am by your side!

45.open my folder. There are only two pieces of paper in it. One piece of paper records how you met me, and the other records how I looked for you.

46. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

47. I am a flowering tree, growing on the roadside you must pass. The sunshine is full of flowers carefully, which is what I expected in my previous life.

48. I love you as long as time passes; I will execute your orders as fast as the speed of light; How far my thoughts are, how far my short message blessing can spread!

49, the camera is aimed at love, focusing on happiness, the flash is locked in sweetness, and the family is fixed for a lifetime. Life is full of happy pictures because of you, dear, I love you forever, and I am willing to give you happiness all my life!

50. You ask me: Where is love? I answer you gently with my heart: love is in clouds, love is in stones, love is in all visible objects; Love is in dreams, love is in hopes, and love you all day and night!