Please tell me some fruit jokes!

1. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruits. She announced: "Children, after picking the fruits, we will wash them together. After washing, we can eat them together. All the children ran to pick them. It’s fruit. When the gathering time comes, all the children gather.

Teacher: “Xiaohua, what did you pick? Xiaohua: "I'm washing apples because I picked them." Teacher: "Where are you, Xiaomei?" "Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes. "Teacher: "The children are all great! What about you, Xiao Ming? "Xiao Ming: "I'm washing my cloth shoes because I stepped in poop.

2. "Boss, the apples I bought from you last time were good on the outside, but smelly on the inside." "Who can guarantee the quality of the apples on the inside? It is impossible to refund the money."

When the customer heard this, he packed a few apples in a food bag, picked them up and left. "Hey, hey, hey! You haven't given me money yet?" "It's impossible to give money; who can guarantee the quality of it!"

3. "Boss, how much does your grapefruit cost?" "Ten yuan each." "Can you try one first?" "How many do you want to buy?" "I K, you think I'm selling small kumquats."

4. Question: What is Faye Wong’s favorite fruit?

Answer: Durian (sometimes, sometimes, I would rather choose to linger than let go).

5. Once upon a time, there was a watermelon. He always got lost, so he went to buy a compass. When he finally succeeded in finding his way, he turned into a pumpkin.