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New Year greeting

The day before Qingming.

Originally, "Qingming" specifically refers to Tomb-Sweeping Day, but here it is interpreted as "Qing Dynasty and Ming Dynasty". Before these two dynasties, of course, it was the "Yuan" dynasty; "One day" is "Dan". The answer is "Chinese New Year".

Be clear at a glance.

This design is based on the fact that New Year's Day falls on 1 month 1 day. "Look at it clearly", separate "Ming" into "month and day", and then form "January 1" with the previous "one by one". 1 month 1 day is of course New Year's Day.

Halfway, switch places.

You only need half of the word "finished", throw away the first half, and the rest is "Dan Yuan", and then "switch places", that is, "Chinese New Year".

"After the Sui Dynasty, only the Tang, Song, Ming and Qing Dynasties were ugly."

Anyone with a little common sense knows that the Sui Dynasty was followed by the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, and the drama was full of ugliness. Find out what is missing from the riddle, and the answer is "New Year's Day".

Answer: 2008- 12-28 07:54

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Knowledgeable and reasonable.

[Novice] The day before Qingming. (New Year's Day)

Be clear at a glance. (New Year's Day)

A bright moon rises in the garden. (New Year's Day)

After the Sui Dynasty, there were more dramas than the Tang, Song, Ming and Qing Dynasties. You don't know my wishes for the Spring Festival. I didn't know you were a big idiot. In order not to let people know, now smile at the mobile phone. Happy holidays!

In the new year, convey my beloved feelings! My friend, I am here to bless you silently. I wish you a happy, safe and auspicious Spring Festival!

May the bright and festive Spring Festival symbolize and warm you every day and night of the year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a happy New Year!

This is a festival of sharing happiness, a festival of blessing and giving, a festival of friendship and dreams. I wish you good luck and happiness.

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

donkey

One day, Xiao Jia went to the market to sell her donkey!

A man (Xiao Liu) asked, "How much is your donkey?"

Xiao Jia: "2000 yuan!"

Xiao Liu: "I'll give you 3000 yuan ..."

Xiao Liu got on the donkey happily, but the donkey just wouldn't go!

Xiao Liu asked, "Why doesn't your donkey go?"

Xiao Jia: "You yell, I'll cuff ..."

So Xiao Liu: "Me, me, kao~" I saw the donkey take two steps.

"I Kao ~" The donkey took two more steps!

Xiao Liu felt good, and continued to scold: "I am kao, I am Kao ..." The donkey galloped!

Xiao Liu scolded more and more vigorously, "I'm kao, I'm Kao ..." But he forgot to look at the road and the donkey went straight to the top of the mountain! On the brink of the cliff, Xiao Liu discovered that he forgot to ask Xiao Jia how to stop! In desperation, Xiao Liu shouted "Mom-"and the donkey suddenly stopped.

Xiao Liu leaned his head to the cliff in front of him, sighed deeply ... and said, "I'm Gao ... that was close!" " .

The donkey jumped off the cliff. ...