What other jokes do you know about mispronounced surnames?

Policeman: "Send someone ... name names ..."

Passerby: "expensive (cantonese is the same secret). "

Policeman: "Send people to do ridiculous things ... I'm playing ..."

Passerby: "Everything is confidential (secret) ..."

Policeman: "Clock strikes? Stop working! Take your ID card out of Lebanon! "

Fermi obediently gave his ID card to the police.

Policeman: "Oh ... so it's a waste (waste) ..."

Fermi: No ... What a waste (secret) ...

Policeman: "Fermi (waste) is Fermi (waste) ... secret ... mysterious and sweet ... is nuclear process D ..."

Fermi: "@ # $%&; *"