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Wonderful parents buy poppies to refresh their children and prepare for the senior high school entrance examination. How terrible is it to have no common sense? Tell me an example around you.

How terrible is it to have no common sense?

Indeed, having no common sense is really terrible!

Next, I will spit out the old lady Zhang in our village!

This old lady Zhang is a stingy grandmother in her seventies. She has a grandson who is less than ten years old at home, and Mrs. Li, the next-door neighbor, is in her sixties, and she also takes care of her grandson at home alone.

The above is the background of the story, and the following is the official start:

First, leeks!

It is said that one day, Mrs. Zhang was idle and went to the Lao family next door to visit. As soon as I entered the yard, I saw some leeks planted in the flower beds of the Lao family. She wanted to eat and was embarrassed to ask for it, so she had the idea of these leeks! After all, the price is too expensive now, and she is reluctant to pay!

A few days later, Lao Li went out to the market next door, and Mrs. Zhang thought I had finally seized the opportunity!

So, regardless of her age of 70, she moved out of the house and climbed into her hometown along the ladder. After cutting a handful of leeks, she climbed up the wall and got off the ladder with the help of something. .........

When she got home, Mrs. Zhang happily picked leeks and began to mix noodles. She wants to give her little grandson Jiaozi a pack of leeks. After a busy day, my little grandson finally had a delicious jiaozi.

But not long after eating, the grandson cried and said that he had a stomachache. After a while, he began to twitch, foaming at the mouth ... Mrs. Zhang cried and sent her grandson to the hospital. ........

Fortunately, you came in time, and the little grandson is not a big deal! The doctor told Mrs. Zhang that it was food poisoning and asked her what she gave her little grandson for lunch.

Mrs Zhang thought of cutting jiaozi at noon and sat down on the ground. ..............

Second, call the police!

As soon as Mrs. Zhang thought that her little grandson was poisoned by eating leeks from her hometown, she suspected that Lao Li had poisoned her grandson on purpose! The more I thought about it, the more I felt something was wrong, so I called the police! ! !

Hearing Mrs. Zhang's crying, the police were shocked. I didn't expect such a bad case to happen in my jurisdiction!

However, the police are reasonable. They don't just listen to Mrs. Zhang's story. They just went home with Mrs. Zhang and confronted Lao Li when they came back.

After a while, Lao Li came back from the market and saw a policeman at the door. He was very nervous. He was afraid to ask what had happened.

Lao Li jumped three feet after hearing the description of the police and Mrs. Zhang, and scolded, you old bastard, I locked the door. How did you come to my house to cut leeks? You old turtle, should I return my leek medicine to you? You .......... (omit some words, it's too ugly to scold)

At this time, the truth came out!

Mrs. Zhang climbed over the wall to steal in broad daylight, ate poisonous leeks by mistake, and then falsely accused her neighbors of attempting to poison and kill people. She should have been detained and fined. The police criticized her humanely because she didn't cause any property damage and didn't look after her grandson. .........

Alas, it's terrible to have no common sense, no education and harm others and yourself!