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Journey to the West Three Fights against the Bone Demon Script
Do it, I’m so scared (hugging Tang Seng)
Tang Seng: Wukong, do you have any good ideas? Being a teacher is scary. Wukong: No problem (drawing a circle around Tang Seng and others with weapons) Tang Seng: Is this no problem?
Wukong: With the magic power I have practiced for many years, there is absolutely no problem. Tang Seng, Bajie, Sha Seng: Okay, we believe you (Wukong exits) Bajie: Master, it’s so boring. Tang Seng: Wu Jing , being a master is boring, Sha Monk, master, I understand
The three masters and apprentices began to fight the landlord (Music 3, village girl A transformed into bone essence appeared) Bone Essence A: (introducing himself on the side) Hello everyone, I am a handsome guy from White Bone Demon version 1.0 (near
Tang Seng’s master and apprentice). Can you please add me?
Tang Seng: (glanced at A) Auntie, I’m sorry, We are playing Landlords, three people are enough
White Bone Demon A: Oh, good cards! ! Tang Seng: Do you know? White Bone Demon A: Shunzi
Tang Seng: Shunzi (Bajie and Sha Seng said no) White Bone Demon: Airplane Tang Seng: Oh, airplane White Bone Demon: Bomb
Tang Seng: Bomb, oh, me Win (Soundtrack 4, Tang Monk breaks out of the protective shield) Madam, you are so awesome
You helped me win my first Landlord victory today.
Can you accept me as your disciple? Bone Demon A: Good
Wukong: (quickly appears, kills A, A falls to the ground) Monster! Tang Seng: Wukong, you, what did you just do? Wukong: Master, I killed a monster Tang Seng: She is my master, you killed someone Wukong: No, she is a monster, believe me
Tang Seng: I don’t believe you, it seems I won’t give you any points It won’t work if you try it so hard (Music 5) Wukong: (Dance cute dance) Master, no, the old woman B transformed from the white bone essence will appear
White Bone Essence B: Hello everyone, I am version 2.0 of the White Bone Essence (Ask Tang Monk) ) Have you seen
my daughter?
Tang Seng, Bajie, Sha Seng: (looked at the corpse) No, no (block the corpse with your body
)
White Bone Demon B: What are you blocking? ? (Look at what’s behind that) Wukong: Monster! (Hit B to death with a stick, B falls to the ground) Tang Monk: Wukong! You killed two people today. Old man C, who was transformed into a bone spirit, appeared
White Bone Spirit C: (introducing himself from the side) Hello everyone, I am White Bone Spirit version 3.0 (flying belt
Climbing Past) wife, daughter~~ Wukong: Monster! ! (C died, fell to the ground)
Tang Seng: Wukong, you injured three lives today (Music score 6, creating a sad atmosphere) Wukong: Master, they are monsters Tang Seng: I think you are the monster Wukong: They It’s really a monster. Believe me. Tang Seng: I don’t believe you. Wukong: Master (kneel down)
Tang Seng: I don’t have a disciple like you. You can leave (pushing Wukong away). Wukong left sadly, and The juniors said goodbye, Wukong left Bajie: yes! The dead monkey is gone, I am the senior brother Sha Seng: I am the second senior brother (high fives with Bajie) Tang Seng: Haha (also high fives with the two) Sha Seng: Master, eat a banana
Tang Seng: Yes , let’s see what to do with this corpse (three people gathered around to watch the corpse) Sha Seng: Let’s cremate it, the environmentally friendly White Bone Demon appears
White Bone Demon: Why is it so lively, what happened? Tang Seng: It’s okay~~
White Bone Demon: Ah! ! Dad, mom, sister, what's wrong with you? (The three masters and disciples looked at the Bone Demon in shock) Who did this? The three masters and disciples: It’s not me
Tang Seng: A monster just killed them. White Bone Demon: Monster, I think you are monsters
Tang Seng: No, no, no, we are good people. We come from the Eastern Tang Dynasty...
White Bone Demon: No, I don’t want to listen (takes out the knife) My family members are all dead and I can’t live anymore
Go (suicidal action) )
Tang Monk: (hurriedly stopped him) Donor, wait a minute, you look so beautiful and beautiful as a flower, sinking fish and falling geese
Yan, how could you commit suicide like this. As the saying goes, if I don’t go to heaven, who will? Why don't you marry me (kneel down and propose)
White Bone Demon: (Ask the audience) Can I marry him? Okay, I DO Tang Seng: Dear.
Bajie and Sha Seng: Monster (steps forward to attack) Tang Seng (blocks him) What are you doing? Sha Seng: Master, he is a monster, believe me
Tang Seng: No, how can I believe you (speaks while pushing them away) Even the master knows that,
You have a crush on me I have been a teacher for many years, but there is no happiness if you force yourself. Let’s go (turn around and hug the Bone Demon)
Bajie and Sha Seng: (discussing on the side) Let’s go to Master Guanyin and Brother Monkey. return. Tang Seng: My dear, where should we go for our honeymoon? Bone Demon: Go to Kangda Tang Monk: Lover Lake?
White Bone Demon: (Take out the talisman and stick it on Tang Monk’s head, Tang Monk is controlled) Hehe. Are you stupid? The White Bone Demon controls Tang Monk and dances together (Music Score 7) After the dance, Guanyin and the three brothers appear
The White Bone Demon immediately removes the spell on Tang Monk, and Tang Monk regains consciousness
Guanyin: Tang Seng
Tang Seng: Sister Guanyin, will you also come to drink my wedding wine? Guanyin: (casting a spell) Look what's behind you
Tang Seng: My wife.
Madam, don’t be shy, come out to meet people (scared by the White Bone Demon)
Monster Acridine (flies behind Guanyin) Three brothers join forces to defeat the White Bone Demon (Music 8)
Tang Monk: Audience Friends, as a teacher, you shouldn’t disbelieve in Wukong today, right? Will Wukong
forgive his master?
(Approaches Wukong) Wukong, my master made a mistake today, I shouldn’t disbelieve you (Wukong ignores) Wukong~ (Singing heartbreakingly, kneeling down) Wukong: (Helps Tang Monk up) ) Master, don’t do this. Tang Seng: Forgive me, okay? Wukong: Good Tang Monk: Good brother
Guanyin: The task of obtaining scriptures from the Western Heaven is arduous and full of difficulties. You must trust each other and unite as one to be able to defeat the golden acridine Wukong: (sing ) Please trust me everyone: (Singing) Just like the original Tang Monk: Let’s hit the road.
Pack up your things and walk around the stage in a small circle (Music 9) Curtain call.
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