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The love story of two mosquitoes

Night is falling slowly. Insects are chirping in the grass, one after another. There are two mosquitoes resting on the grass.

The male mosquito took a sip of grass juice, gently pushed the female mosquito away and gently coaxed, "Honey, just take a sip. You don't eat or drink all day. I'm really worried ... "The mother mosquito looked at the grass stained with dew with disdain and said unhappily," How can I eat such a light thing? Not tired of saying it every day? " "Do you mean against human beings?" The male mosquito looked at her anxiously. "You don't know how many things humans have prepared to deal with us. That smell makes me dizzy. If you one thousand ... "

"You are a coward, you know that?" Mother mosquito looked at him coldly. Then he flapped his wings and flew away.

The male mosquito looked anxiously at the lights in people's windows. He knew she was in there. I don't know why, tonight he has a particularly bad feeling, which makes his body leaning on the blade tremble constantly. He really wants to see her and know that she is safe, although he can't restrain her ambition to drink human blood. He suddenly realized sadly that this alone could destroy them both.

The dew was heavier and he felt cold, but she still didn't come out.

He thought of their previous lives, not two mosquitoes, but two penguins. Living in the ice and snow, I walk gracefully and calmly all day.

At that time, he was the best penguin. Love her deeply. Like all penguins preparing to propose, he tried to find stones. After a long journey, he left one unsatisfactory stone after another. When he broke his head, he finally found the most beautiful and smooth one. He thinks this is the only one worthy of her.

However, she married another penguin. He picked it up behind him, picked up everything he threw, and gave it to her. Rough, imperfect stones, but many, piled up. He quit sadly, but followed her. In this life, he is willing to accompany her and be a mosquito. Tortured by worrying waiting, he risked his life and flew to the window of mankind.

Sure enough, I saw her, leaning on her arm, sucking, and her blue wings were shaking gently. He was horrified to find that the "man" whose left arm was motionless was quietly raising his right hand ... "Go away! ~ ~ ~ ~ "he cried, tore heart crack lung, but it was too late, she curled up in pain and fell to the ground. He flew close to her, kneeling beside her, in a pool of blood, tears welled up. She opened her eyes wide and looked at him quietly, and shed tears.

"Oh, what a pity …" "You ruined both of us …" He tried to help her who was bleeding all over. "Why, you always refuse to listen to my advice?" "I know ... but I can't ... because, because I'm pregnant with your child ... it needs nutrition ... grass juice is not enough, I have to suck blood ... I know I will die, but you will continue to live, and humans won't hurt you because you haven't offended them ..." She blinked her dying eyes. But this is our responsibility as mothers ... Even though we are reviled by thousands of Qian Qian people, we must provide the best things for future generations ... There is no way to do this ... "Why? Why didn't you tell me earlier? " "I know you love me. If I told you, you would do it for me, so it's you who's dead now ... I can't stand it. Oh ... if I can have a baby for you, I won't regret it ... I owed you in my last life, and I want to pay you back in this life, but I owe you more ... In my last life, we were penguins. In fact, I have always loved you, but I married him ... because he gave me a lot of stones, you know? We live in a world of ice and snow. If we don't have enough stones to nest and hatch our eggs, our descendants will be frozen to death before they come out of their shells ... The stones you gave me are beautiful and crystal clear, but that's love. Simple love can't support long-term marriage and responsibility for children ... Do you hate me for not marrying you? "

He shook his head in despair and sobbed. "It's my fault. I didn't protect you. I didn't give you everything you need and let you suffer all this ... next life, shall we do mantis? On the wedding night, you ate me, gave birth to a child for me ... and died in your stomach, I will be very happy ... "No, no, shall we make two cicadas? Drinking dew and singing happily every day ... Be careful, be careful, ... "The smile quickly disappeared from her face, and she gasped and tears gushed down." Let's go, someone is coming ... "He turned around and showed a sad and regretless smile." Silly boy ... we won't be cicadas together. ""pa! " A crunchy, accompanied by a proud pour out, "hum, killed a smelly mosquito again! "

He hugged her tightly before he died. Their blood flowed together and condensed into a bright red tear.

Honey, I have to go. Please love her ~ ~ ~

Husband:

Sorry, I finally decided to tell you about my divorce.

I have always been a weak woman. I try my best to maintain our marriage, cook your favorite food, buy your favorite CD, do everything for you and give you all the happiness I can. And I never asked you anything, for fear that you might find me annoying. But now I understand that a long-term relationship is not as good as a few hours of love at first sight.

The first time I saw a photo of you and her was on a music website. The first time I saw her was at the gate of the hotel where you and he left. The first time I heard you mention her was at the party of our third wedding anniversary ... That was really a beautiful girl.

I peeked at the email you wrote to her, and every sentence in it was really sweet and touching. I cried when I watched it. I lied to myself. You wrote this for me. You will always love me. How can you love others so much? Yes! You didn't mention divorce How dare I say? I'm afraid I'll never have you again.

Honey, I really love you and my family. So if you don't say anything, I won't ask anything. I just cried for a long time after sleeping. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I want to thank you for being with me for so many years. I know you love her as much as I love you. I'm glad you didn't mention the divorce. At least you will come home with me, eat my cooking and giggle. At least remember to give me a hug when you go home and remember my birthday! I think that's enough, really. I love you and tolerate her. I thought we could live in peace forever. Until you told me a story last night.

You said: I have a friend who has been married for six years. He has a very good wife. He has always loved his wife, but he met a beautiful girl four years ago. The girl was very kind to him and gave his wife a passion she didn't have. So they fell in love, secret but passionate. The girl is very sensible. She has been with him for so long and never mentioned anything like marriage. He still loves his wife, but that is the love of two women. He won't abandon his wife, because she is too good, and he can't find a reason to break up and an excuse to hurt her. But now the girl is pregnant. The girl proposed to him. The girl followed him for four years and gave him all the best things from a woman. He can't refuse the girl, but he can't abandon his wife who loves him.

The story ends here. You asked me: What do you think he should do?

I didn't speak. I know this is a story between you and him. This is your most helpless choice.

After you went to bed last night, I looked at you and your beautiful face. See you sleep soundly, so do you. I kissed you and carefully left hundreds of kisses on you. I know this is the last time. Baby, my tears drop by drop on your chest and melt. Drop by drop on my broken heart.

Baby. I'm leaving. I know my leaving is the best ending. I'm not around. Take care of yourself. I cleaned the house. Rice is in the rice cooker. Remember to eat while it's hot when you come back. This is the last time to cook for you. Remember not to be hungry because of work, it's not good for your health, and you have stomach trouble. Don't go out drinking with friends and smoke less. I ordered 1 year milk for you, and they will deliver it directly to your door. Remember to heat it before drinking. I also bought the CD you wanted and put it on the computer desk. What else is there? By the way, I didn't bring anything with me in this family, except the first gift you gave me, Xiao Mao Xiong. I'm used to sleeping with it. It can accompany me in the future, and I can feel you when I hold it.

I left, and my heart ached when I left. We lived in the house for six years, and I said goodbye to it. I stayed at home for six years, and I said goodbye to it. I have loved you for so many years, and I said: Blessing!

Honey, you have to love her after I leave, okay? Don't hurt anyone in love. Be good to her, just like I am to you. Kiss your child for me. I think he will be beautiful. Tell him I'll bless him.

I still love you, but from today on, everything has nothing to do with you.

If I hug you, the ending may be different.

Ten years in the same boat, a hundred years in the same pillow. Some people, we can't wait for a lifetime, and some people, when they come, we don't know how to cherish them. How rare it is to meet a congenial person, but how easy it is to lose someone. In the blink of an eye, it disappears without a trace.

In March 2002, the man who lived with me moved away. So I registered with the housing agency to find a co-tenant. Two days later, she came to see the house and felt quite satisfied, so she moved in. In this way, she and I started a heterosexual sharing life.

My life didn't change much in the first days. Every day after work, I wander around the pedestrian street downstairs as usual, or go to my classmates' house to play cards. Then one day I went straight home from work and saw her cooking. The fragrance overflowed the whole house. She saw me and smiled and said, come back? Let's have dinner together. I was pleasantly surprised and nodded without hesitation. To tell the truth, her craft is quite good. I ate three bowls of rice at that meal. In the following days, I often buy food and come back to cook with her. For a person who has been single for a long time, this simple pleasure is actually a warm feeling of home.

Before long, however, she moved away. The reason is that her mother was worried that it would be inconvenient for her to share a room with a man, so she asked her to move to an acquaintance. I could see that she didn't want to move either, but she couldn't resist her mother's persuasion. On the day she moved out, I silently helped her pack up and get into the car. Before leaving, she stared at me for nearly two minutes without saying a word. The car left and I went back to the empty house. Suddenly, I felt very sad and couldn't help crying. At that moment, I realized that I already liked her. ...

The next day, I called her and I said let's have dinner together. But she said no, she wanted to have dinner with her boyfriend. I froze when I heard that I had been struck by lightning. I never expected her to say that, because as far as I know, she should not have a boyfriend. After hanging up the phone, I squatted in her room, where I stayed all night.

For days, I didn't have the courage to contact her again. However, suddenly someone asked me to look at the house. I find it strange that after she moved out, I didn't register a taxi anywhere! But I soon understood: she must have helped me log in! I couldn't help myself, so I called her. Ask, it was her. I feel a little sour. I said, "Actually, I don't want to rent any more. I'd rather live alone, or I'll move. " We talked insincerely for a while, and suddenly she said that she said this on the phone that day because she was at work and her boss was around, so ...

I don't know why she has to say it when the boss is at work, and I didn't ask her, but my heart is full of excitement.

We started dating again. We eat, sing and watch movies together. I always have a good time. My love for her gradually sublimated into love, but every time I face her, I can't express my love. I told my best friend about my troubles, and he cursed me for not being a man, even having the guts. Actually, why don't I scold myself Especially seeing her expectant eyes several times, I am even more worried.

On my birthday, I invited some friends to celebrate, and of course she was there. I was completely intoxicated when she smiled at me in a broken birthday candle and put a bead chain around my neck. My friends clapped rhythmically and asked me to kiss her, but I am not a publicity person. I just gave her a gentle arm and didn't make too many intimate moves.

A friend told me: You have to say something. How can others know your mind if you don't tell? Even if others know your mind, you can't say it clearly after all, especially if you love this kind of thing. My friend's words may be right, but it happened that I felt that she and I were connected. Needless to say, it's embarrassing to say so. However, it turns out that I was really wrong.

After my birthday, I took her as my girlfriend, but I found that she seemed a little lukewarm to me. Later, their family moved to Chengdu, bought a house in Ximen, and she went home to live. We met less and less.

One day at the end of 2002, we met. We went to McDonald's for dinner as usual. But I feel that she seems to have become a little depressed, not as cheerful as before. We made an appointment to go to the movies after dinner, but later she said she was sleepy and wanted to go back. I was silent, but I had to send her back.

After getting off the bus, we walked a long way, which was a relatively deserted alley. We walked side by side, and I could almost smell her. She suddenly said that their home was not far ahead. I snorted.

She stopped, looked at me and said simply, "You asked me out tonight. Do you have anything to say? "

I was dazed and suddenly felt very sad, but I shook my head slightly and said, "No."

She still stared at me, hiding something in her eyes: "Do you really have nothing to say to me?"

I bit my lip and said, "Nothing."

"Well," she smiled coldly, "goodbye!"

So I said "goodbye" smartly and turned away. After a few steps, I couldn't help looking back at her. I saw her standing under the street lamp, lonely and miserable. ...

I really want to run back, hug her tightly and tell her my three most affectionate words. But I didn't move. I seem to have a root in my foot. We just looked at each other until I waved against my will. ...

I didn't think, I really didn't think, so our relationship ended. After that day, I didn't contact her for several days, and she didn't contact me. One night a week later, I called her in various thoughts, but I was surprised to find that her number had expired. ...

One day in September, 2004, two classmates and I looked around for a teahouse in a small street in the city center. As we approached the intersection, I suddenly found her walking hand in hand with a man. At that moment, I was so shocked that I could almost hear my heart breaking. However, I had to pretend that I didn't care and follow in my friend's footsteps to a teahouse. ...

Every time I hear or think of Jeff Chang Shin-Che's Faith, I feel like crying. "If I had kissed you and hugged you, maybe the ending would be hard to say. I have too many regrets and too many expectations, you know? ..... "Yes, if I had dared to take a step," I hugged her and kissed her, "maybe the ending was really hard to tell. However, I didn't go out after all, so fate passed by. Rene Liu sang in Later: "Later, I finally learned how to love. Unfortunately, you have already gone away and disappeared into the sea of people. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people are gone once they miss it ... ". A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it. So, if you meet someone who really likes you, don't miss it again. Remember, love can wait, but it must not be slack.

Play dumb for love!

I thought he stopped crying when he left, but decades later, he tasted the salty taste of tears again.

Trust and honesty are the foundation of love. ..........

Once upon a time, there was a stupid little boy.

His neighbor is a beautiful girl. If you want to describe her beauty and gentleness, then maybe she is an angel with hidden wings!

The boy can't help falling in love with the girl, but he also knows that he is only dumb. To him, the girl is like Venus in the portrait, which is beyond my reach.

Neither girls nor boys are rich. They study hard and hope to get ahead one day. Boys are one year older than girls.

In the first year, boys were admitted to the university and went to other places; Before leaving, the girl said, wait for me, I'll find you. The boy nodded and got on the train from home.

The next year, the girl got the admission notice.

Standing at the gate of the university, the girl's beauty has caused countless boys to stop and girls to envy.

She is looking for someone. She searched every department, but she couldn't find a boy.

The teacher said: Last year, the boy didn't report for duty. .....

The girl cried, so sad, and the tears that fell to the ground broke into pieces with the expectation of the year.

Girls are still strong. She believes that the boy must be working hard somewhere, so she won't give up.

Girls can't afford all the tuition. Although the school has reduced some tuition fees, tuition fees are still a big problem for girls.

One day in the middle school, the girl received a letter from home, in which her parents told her that a relative was willing to help her finish her college studies. The girl smiled, which was the first time she smiled happily after she went to college.

Every day, there are many excellent boys around the girl, but there is only one dumb brother in the girl's heart.

After the holiday, the girl went home. Any news from that boy? The girl asked the boy's parents. No, we are worried, too. The boy's parents said with an unusually calm expression.

May I visit and thank this relative? The girl asked her parents, but he said no, and she lived far away and was a distant relative. The girl's parents said this, but they didn't know why they looked nervous.

Finally, the clever girl understood that there was no news from the boy. But she didn't tell the truth. She buried this joy in her heart. She should study hard and go to that boy after graduating from college. .....

Four years passed quickly, and the girl got the diploma and the employment contract of an internationally renowned enterprise.

She couldn't wait to go back to her hometown, and the boy's parents finally gave in to the girl's firm attitude and told the boy's factory.

Corrosive acid gas, hot steam, workshop where nothing can be seen three meters away. ....

The girl stood at the door of the workshop and looked at the boy who was no longer straight.

The girl's tears came down again. The boy was attracted by the purring and took a look here. Suddenly, like an electric shock, the boy disappeared into the boiling steam fog. The girl also rushed in, but not this or that. Every figure broke the girl's hope.

Finally, in the innermost workshop, the girl found the familiar but unfamiliar figure.

I want to marry you, said the girl. Although she was choked to tears, she still smiled like a peach blossom. This is what she practiced for four years.

Then she looked at the boy and waited for his answer.

The boy looked at her, suddenly ran away, disappeared into the steam again, and heard her life again.

The sad girl shut herself in her room and cried for three days. Then, she was scolded. After all, although the person she loves has disappeared, life goes on. ....

The girl learned from her parents that the boy had come to this city, and she smiled again, because she knew that the boy was silently guarding her.

Several times, she seemed to see the boy's figure, but when she caught up with him, the figure had already disappeared in the vast sea of people.

until one day ....

The girl was taken to the hospital.

The boy suddenly appeared in front of her with a thick bandage around his neck. What happened? The girl asked anxiously.

His workmates said that he accidentally broke his neck by a steel wire at work, but fortunately he didn't die.

The boy looked at her anxiously, too, eager to know the reason why he came to the hospital.

I ... the girl said slowly, I have a tumor on my vocal cord. If I have an operation, maybe I will lose my voice. When the girl said this, her eyes showed a trace of joy.

From that day on, the boy went back to the girl and took good care of her. Until before the operation, the girl looked at the boy and said, maybe this is the last thing I said to you.

I want to marry you. I'm not sorry for you, but because I love you! The last three words, she didn't make a sound, just silently read them with her lips.

Play dumb for love ~

The boy cried and then watched her being pushed into the operating room.

When the light went out, the surgeon came out and told the boy that the operation was successful, but she could no longer speak. ....

Then, the boy saw the girl's happy eyes: now she likes him.

She struggled to type the only sign language she had just learned: I love you! The boy trembled and made the same gesture.

They got married, an ordinary and simple wedding.

After marriage, everything is so calm and happy.

There is no sound in their world, but there is laughter.

However, once again, God played a trick on the wicked mandarin ducks, and their happy life lasted only four years.

The boy has cancer, which is terminal.

The girl didn't cry this time. She knew that the boy wanted her to live strong.

......

The boy closed his eyes calmly, and the smile on his mouth showed that he was not in pain.

The girl finally couldn't help it, holding the boy's cold hand, and the crying turned into a sad voice that resounded through the hospital.

The girl's friend comforted her.

She gently stroked the boy's photo, and finally, she murmured:

Why, we are finally together, but why did you leave alone? Do you have the heart to leave me alone in this world?

Will you leave me because I lied to you? !

One morning several decades later, she stood in front of the boy's grave with his favorite lily.

Suddenly, she found a letter on the tombstone. ....

Trembling, she opened the envelope, which was written by an old colleague of his: ... After all these years, maybe I don't have to hide it from you anymore.

That time, you saw a bandage around his neck in the hospital. Actually, it's not a work-related injury. A famous surgeon reconstructed his vocal cords with artificial vocal cords. He was able to talk a long time ago. But because he knew you were going to lose your language ability, he kept this joy in his heart. For you, he is willing to remain silent. ......

I thought he stopped crying when he left, but a few years later, I tasted the salty taste of tears.

Trust and honesty are the foundation of love. .....

But sometimes, the love expressed by white lies is beyond words. ......

There is no sound in their world, but there is laughter. Play dumb for love!

Silence, what can I say in the face of this feeling? Any words seem so pale and powerless.