Imitation of inscriptions on shabby houses and Chinese inscriptions of the Three Kingdoms

1. Imitation of "The Inscription on the Humble Room" is like "

1. Olympic Inscription: A country is not big, but its skills are famous; if there are not many people, it is enough to participate.

This is the Olympic Games, and the stars are like a cloud. The players show off their unique skills and the coach makes a surprise move.

Compete for gold medals on the court and maintain friendship off the court. Dedicated to breaking records, it is about winning or losing; there is the majesty of struggle and the civilization of communication; the lion roars in the east and the goshawk cries in the west.

Chinese people say: "Look at me in Beijing!" 2. Classroom inscription (sarcastic on some students) The score is not high, just pass. If you don't learn deeply, you will be ineffective if you cheat.

This is a classroom where I can relax. Novels spread quickly, magazines are read frequently, people are thinking about playing Go, and thinking about watching movies.

You can write love letters and read Jin Yong. There is no irritating sound of books, no trouble of reviewing.

Although it is not a dance hall, it is comparable to an amusement arcade. In my heart: I got a diploma.

3. Being an official (sarcastic about some "public servants") If you are in high position, you will be famous if you have an official position; if you are knowledgeable, you will be wise if you have power. This yamen is all about me.

There are trumpeters in front and flatterers behind; there are confidants when talking and laughing, and there are soldiers when going back and forth. You can get special privileges and form gangs.

There is no harshness of criticism, but thunder of praise. The blue clouds can go straight up and show their spirit with the wind.

The crowd said: "What a stinky man!" 4. Public servant's inscription: It's not about high position, but integrity is about reputation;

He is a public servant, serving the people. Stepping into the grassroots, people's sentiments are deeply rooted in their minds; people are talking and laughing, and there is no selfishness in their dealings.

You can clarify the actual situation and find out the true situation. There is no false report to disturb the ears, no biased love.

The noble locusts with blue tops and nobles went to Tongchuan and Kun to test Jiao Yulu, and won the admiration of thousands of people. Everyone said: "Public servant spirit!" 5. Student motto: If the talent is not high, if you have ambition, you will do it; if you have poor grades, you will be spirited if you work hard.

This is the way to study, only hard work and hard work, reading more than ten thousand volumes, seeking knowledge based on understanding, talking and laughing to increase learning, thinking and thinking to promote progress, you can understand things, cultivate your temperament, have no worldly confusion, and have the fragrance of ink It's pleasing to the eye. Learning from the sea is a skillful boat, and learning from the mountain is a shortcut. We say: "Why not do it?" How about it, are you satisfied? . 2. Copy the inscription, imitate the inscription on the shabby room, which is somewhat similar to the inscription on the shabby room, imitate it in classical Chinese

Classroom inscription 1: If you don’t get high marks, just pass; if you don’t study deeply, cheating will work. This is a classroom, just for my leisure time. Novels spread quickly, magazines are read frequently; people ponder playing Go and watch movies. You can sleep and snore. There is no irritating sound of books, no trouble of reviewing. Although it is not a dance hall, it is comparable to a playground. I thought in my heart: ‘Just get a diploma’.

Classroom Lesson 2: It’s not about getting high scores, but it’s about learning well; it’s not about learning deeply, it’s about understanding. This is a classroom, and I am the only one who understands it. There is the sound of books in the classroom and the sound of books floating around the campus. Talk about learning and explore the unknown. You can discuss articles and read poems. There is no noise to clutter the ears, and no play to cause trouble. It's like a reading room, like a golden house. I thought to myself, "What's so bad about this?"

Classroom Inscription 3: The mountain is not high, but it is famous if it has immortals. If the water is not deep, if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. This is a classroom, only learning. There are outstanding people in front of us and hard-working soldiers behind us. There is harmony in talking and laughing, and no quarrels in dealings. You can work hard and compare results. No bad behavior, no troublemakers. You and I are forging ahead, and you and I will not fall behind. The teacher said: How can I not be first?

Classroom Inscription 4: If you are not very intelligent, you will be successful if you are diligent. If you don’t have much knowledge, you will win if you love to fight. Although it is hard work, I am willing to do it. Knowledge is infinite, learn while you are young. There are mountains of homework and frequent exams. You can appreciate classics and read the Book of Songs. There is no noise to disturb the ears, just the normal shape of the desk. Have fun while learning and never stop. I say: Why bother? 3. Copy "The Inscription on the Humble Room" and write your own inscription

The Inscription on the Humble Room---University Edition------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- ------ I don't need to sleep deeply, just sleep.

If you don’t have to eat too much, beer will help you. This is my dormitory, where I can relax.

I can flip through newspapers quickly and chat online. Mahjong touches eight circles, and you can win by touching yourself.

You can watch porn movies, it’s *** enough. There is no clutter of books, but CDs to listen to.

Although it is not a big hotel, it is comparable to a suite level. In my heart: I feel so good.

The name of the humble room---the name of my girlfriend------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------- If your hair doesn't need to be long, just a ponytail will do. , Love is not strong, but gentleness is spiritual. This is a little bird, but I am my only one.

She makes snacks well, talks about love frequently, can dance and flirt, is considerate and heart-warming. You can have a slender waist, light palms, no nagging ears, and no sweeping appearance.

The love is like the deep sea, and the appearance is a bit like a fairy. Every day I say: Daring is really good. Ming of the humble room---Ming of the boyfriend------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------- If height does not matter, a hundred and eighty is fine. If love does not matter, romance Then the spirit.

This is Shaodong, but I send money. He writes love letters well, gives gifts frequently, can sing and play the piano, has a car and a lot of money.

You can do whatever you want, do whatever you want, no snoring to disturb your ears, no housework to worry about. With a magnificent body and a handsome appearance, Yongyong said: Not tonight.

Humble House Inscription---Flattery Version----------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------ If your virtue is not high, then If you are crooked, you will be successful; if you don’t have many talents, you will be smart if you are good at shooting. This is a fart, but I am the one who has become the norm.

Send sweet words to each other and bow down to show your charming face. Talking and laughing, scratching the itch frequently, showing loyalty frequently when visiting.

Can make rockets and have supernatural powers. There is no hard work and no appearance of hard work.

Those who are virtuous and have a heavy desire for profit will often have light bones in their hands. Those who have this ambition say: Shame on the ancestors.

The inscription of the humble room---Mahjong inscription------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- If you are not good at art, you have money. If there are not many people, four people can do it; This is pure entertainment, but the Mahjong Sutra. It's better to be clear in front of the door, to fish for the moon in the sea, and to find pleasure on the bar, which can strengthen the spirit and activate the brain.

There is entertainment day and night, and there is no distinction between men and women; you can see the winner and loser in the four circles, and don’t forget your success. Gambling Ghost Cloud: Why do you hate it? The inscription of the humble room---the inscription of the student------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- If you don't get many points, you will be prosperous if you are sixty; if you don't study hard, If you can copy it, you win.

Meeting Duke Zhou in the day and talking about love at night. Ask your parents for food and clothing, and take taxis to get in and out.

The Three Kingdoms are talking and laughing, and there are a lot of people coming and going. You can call your friends and throw wine bottles.

I don’t know who Newton is, and I don’t know who he is. The sky is flying, and youth is gone without a trace.

Confucius said: "How do you know that there is such a thing?" The inscription of the humble room---the inscription of the hot girl------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- --- The breasts don’t have to be big, C cup is fine. There is no need to wear too much makeup, wearing less will help.

Si is a hot girl, everyone is attracted to her. Walking up the stairs in a short skirt makes you look like a star in your eyes.

Famous and money-worshiping girls, don’t get involved if you don’t have money. You can jump on the pole and shoot ***.

The squeaking noise disturbs the ears, and the panting is excruciating. Xishi Betelgeuse, *** female porn star.

The drunkard said: "What is so obscene?" The inscription on the humble room---the inscription on the fart------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ----- The sound is no longer loud, but the Qi is flowing. The taste is not strong, but it is refreshing when it hits the nose.

It’s human nature to fart. The sound of slowness is melodious, and the sound of rush is light.

Take off your pants one more time, and you will be famous as a god. It can relieve intestinal qi and stimulate nerves.

The elevator was crowded with people and the lobby was silent. The rogue said: "It's not me!" The room is not big, just live in it.

Although the quilt is cold, you can sleep well. This is a humble room, but I feel at ease.

The moss marks on the upper steps are green, and crickets enter the room and chirp. Talking and laughing with two or three friends, no need to greet each other when coming and going.

You can listen to the wind chimes and watch the flying fireflies. No mediocre people disturb themselves, no hurt feelings towards the moon.

In the Tang Dynasty, Liu Mengde came to China, and in the Ming Dynasty, he returned to Zhenchuan. Yu smiled and said: That's all! If a person is not high, he will be famous if he is virtuous; if he talks a lot, he will be wise.

This is Deng Gong, a man of extraordinary wisdom and bravery. Great achievements have been made in history, and theory is created in contemporary times.

Talking and laughing about state affairs, ups and downs. It can turn the tide and resist the evil wind; there is no decadence in adversity, and there is no forgetfulness in success.

The southern Xinjiang special zone is established, and the northern country determines the world. Everyone said: "Great Xiaoping!" It doesn't have to be much money, just enough.

Not only beautiful, but kind and amiable. My parents respect virtue and kindness.

There are green curtains in the morning breeze and many bonsais on the balcony. There are students talking and laughing, and no vulgar people coming and going.

You can read newspapers and draw pictures. There is no noise to disturb the ears, no social work to do.

Three springs will shine forever, and it is hard to describe the heart of an inch of grass. The children said: Thank you parents.

The Olympic Games are not about bigness, but about high skills and fame, not about too many people, just participate. This is the Olympics, where stars are like a cloud. The players show their unique skills, and the coaches make surprises. They compete for gold medals on the field, and express their friendship off the field. .It can break records, win or lose, have the majesty of hard work, and the civilization of communication. The lion is angry in the east, and the goshawk crows in the west. Chinese people say: "Watch me at the Olympics." Writing "inscription" does not need to be written too much, but it is smart if there are words. The words are not good, but they are good if they can be used. This is a composition, but I am sincere.

The paragraphs are cleverly arranged and the concept is innovative. It describes Chinese and foreign affairs and expresses the feelings of the past and the present. You can use narrative to express your true feelings.

There are no stylistic norms and no grammatical constraints. Argumentative expository essays, narrative and lyrical essays, students say: good writing and wonderful writing.

The "inscription" of making friends is not to have many friends, but to be close to each other. Appearance is not about beauty, but kindness is about spirituality.

He is a good friend, but I only have true feelings. If you are in trouble, sacrifice your life to save others; if you are lucky, share them.

Trust each other and have a tacit understanding in handling things. You can live and die together, and endure hardships.

No quarrels, no suspicions and jealousies. In the Warring States period, Lian Linjiao and Li Mengqing in the prosperous Tang Dynasty.

A friend said: "Friends are as good as water." Internet "motto" (Part 1) The Internet speed does not have to be fast, as long as it can be connected.

There aren’t too many games, it’s just fun. This is the Internet, I can enjoy it as much as I want.

The website has a lot of entries and the games are played frequently. Thinking about sending messages, thinking about watching videos.

You can send pictures and watch movies. No nagging to disturb the ears, no housework to do.

Although it is not heaven, it is comparable to school. Netizens said: "It's fun and fun.

" The Internet "name" (Part 2) does not mean you are high-ranking, but you are famous if you have money. It doesn’t take long to practice, as long as you have a number.

This is a game, but I am the only one. Take the "potion" quickly and use the special moves frequently.

Thinking about where to fight monsters and how to level up. You can use plug-ins, it depends on the situation.

Without the teachings of parents, without the hard work of solving problems. Although it is not the real world, there are real feelings in it.

Players said: "It's fun and fun." Make up "Ming" The clothes don't have to be expensive, as long as they fit well.

It doesn’t matter if you wear too much, covering your shame will help. This is just a make-up, just for my leisure time.

The top is unbuttoned and there are holes in the trouser legs. There are skills in makeup and tricks in arrangement.

You can dye your hair and pierce your ears. No worries about being fat or thin, no worries about height.

Jiangnan Beauty Salon, Saibei Barber Salon. The handsome guy said: "So cool, so cool."

Beggar.

4. The inscription on a humble house imitated in classical Chinese

The inscription on a humble house Liu Yuxi

If the mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals. If the water is not deep, if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. This is a humble house, but I am virtuous. The moss marks are green on the upper steps, and the grass color is green on the curtains. There are scholars who talk and laugh, but there are no idle people when coming and going. You can tune the plain Qin and read the Golden Sutra. There are no messy ears of silk and bamboo, and there is no laborious shape of case documents. Zhugelu in Nanyang, Yunting in Western Shuzi. Confucius said: "What's so bad about it?"

Translation

It doesn't matter how high the mountain is, as long as there are immortals, it will become a famous mountain; it doesn't matter how deep the water is, as long as there are dragons, it will become magical water. . Although this is a simple house, it becomes elegant and beautiful only because of my noble moral character. The moss marks are green and grow to the steps; the green grass is reflected in the curtain. The people talking and laughing were erudite scholars, and there were no mediocre people who were illiterate. You can play the undecorated guqin and read precious Buddhist scriptures. There is no gorgeous music to disturb the ears, and no lengthy official documents to weigh down the body and mind. (It is like) Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage in Nanyang, or Xuanting in Yangziyun in Western Shu. Confucius said: "What's so shabby?" 5. The inscription on a humble house imitates a joke inscription in Chinese

Inscription on a football fan If there are not many people, just share the same interests.

You don’t need a lot of money, as long as you have votes, it will work. You compete with me on the court, and you keep cheering off the court.

There is a doctor in talking and laughing, and there is no high or low in dealings. You can whistle and talk about football.

How can it be possible without ruthless referees and crazy fans? British hooligans, Chinese hardcore. My saying goes: just a game.

The profiteer's motto: It doesn't have to be a high degree, just an elementary school diploma. It doesn't have to work hard on the brain, but it's smart if you are mean. This is a shopping mall, and I am the only one who dominates.

Sticks were waved everywhere and red envelopes were thrown out. There is money for talking and laughing, and there are endless people coming and going.

You can stay in a hotel and pick up girls. No loyal words are offensive, no police work is required.

There are smugglers in the south and counterfeiters in the north. The people said: What kind of virtue is there? Corrupt Official's Inscription: It doesn't matter if you have a lot of money, a thousand taels will do the trick.

The house is not big, but the villa is. This is an officialdom, but he is smart.

There are treasures in the belly and money in the mind. There are royal relatives talking and laughing, but no common people coming and going.

You can bully the people and bring them down. There is a motive for accepting bribes and there is suspicion of collusion.

In the end, he vented his greed and was sentenced to death. Everyone said: What is the use of it? Electronic Game Inscription: There are not many people, only one person can do it.

It doesn’t matter how much money you have, but a few dollars will make a difference. This is a game, only I control it.

The keyboard is pressed crazily and the mouse is clicked wildly. We have companions to talk and laugh with, and there is no harassment when we come and go.

Keep your eyes on the screen and read the guide. There is no blame from parents, no work to do.

Wujialing, Changsha, Zhuzhou Gas Plant. Chen Jiayun: What’s so cool about it? Learn the inscription: The way to build a building is to have a good foundation; the way to plant a tree is to have strong roots.

If you don’t walk or run, you will fall sooner or later. The same goes for learning. How can we lack the basics?

How can you improve if you don’t learn the basics well? Where can I find those who reach heaven in one step?

There are no tall buildings on flat ground, no trees and grass with broken roots. Only by laying a solid foundation can you learn well.

The foundation of learning is important. The old man's inscription: If you are not old, it will be fine if you are not sick.

If there are not many children, filial piety comes first. This is the living room, filled with poetry, painting, calligraphy and music.

The sunset is infinitely beautiful, and the glow warms the heart. I can do all kinds of talking, learning, teasing, singing and sighing.

You can water the flowers and relax. There is no confusion of strife, no pain or suffering.

Others sigh, but I smile. Others say: The childlike innocence is still there.

Family Motto: The house is not big, as long as it can be lived in. If there aren't many people, it'll be lively.

Although the home is simple, it is very warm. Walking into the small study room, books enter the eyes.

Listen to a pop song and watch a good movie. You can chat and talk about your heart.

There is no pain or sorrow, only joy and joy, smiling every day and filled with joy every year. Everyone said: Happy family! Black shop motto: Wine is not expensive, as long as you can drink it.

Smoking is not good, but smoking is good. This is a black shop, only I run it.

Sewage flows everywhere and the air is smoky. There are hooligans who talk and laugh, and their dealings are not serious.

You can smoke opium and pethidine. No loyal words to disturb the ears, no worries of exposure.

If you don’t be like Liu Hulan, you might want to be like Zhang Jun. The court said: No omissions but no omissions! The Ming of a Dangerous Building If the building is not stable, it will be famous if it looks good.

Quality is not good, but money is good. Although it is a dangerous building, there is still interest in it.

The steps are unstable and the cement has no steel bars. Talking, laughing, eating and drinking, going back and forth is not peaceful.

You can get bonuses and receive favors. There is no confusion of inspection, no labor of excuse.

The corrupt official takes my money, and the broker takes the silver. People cry: How can An Zhiyou exist? Foolish Old Man's Ming No matter how high the mountain is, it will be level if you have strength.

No matter how broad the method is, if you have the intention, you can do it. This is a huge mountain, but only the public dares to do it.

The son went up to the mountains to dig, and the grandson descended into the Bohai Sea. There are descendants in Hedan, and there are no idle people coming and going.

The wise old man laughs at the foolish old man, which is not serious. No one is too many to mess with the ears, no time is too long to work.

The foolish old man tried his best to clear the two mountains. Lieh Tzu said: How can there be such foolishness? Gambling motto: There aren’t many people, so long as you can gamble.

Skills are not good, but cheating will lead to victory. Si is a gambler and really wants to win.

After not sleeping for a few days, my body feels light. There are high-ranking officials who participate in gambling, and common people who gather wealth.

You can lose tens of thousands of yuan and thousands of gold. There is no risk of stealing and no hard work.

You win today, he will win tomorrow. I thought in my heart: God will soon appear! "Gentleman" Inscription: The moon is dark and the wind is high, and it is midnight.

The streets are peaceful, but you are walking alone. Such a shrewd man is Liang Shangjun.

He is quick at climbing through windows and can use wire to open doors. Big brother of tobacco and alcohol, diamond ring VCD.

There are also RMB and US dollars. There is huge profit without work, and there is fame without sincerity.

Stay in the police station for a short time, and you will still be the king when you come out. This gentleman said: Why not do it? If a celebrity's nose is not high, plastic surgery will help.

It’s not about being famous, it’s about making money. This is a villa, but I am a star.

Cut off half of the eyebrows and cover half of the eyes. There are rumors when talking and laughing, but there is no true feelings in dealings.

You can hit reporters and scold your mother. There is confusion in flattery and labor in quarrels.

There were a lot of foul words, and bottles of Coke were poured out. Fans say: Better than relatives! Celebrity motto: If you are not good at acting, you will be famous if you follow the trend.

His acting skills are not very good, but his support is good. I want to study further, but I don’t have a diploma.

Climb wealth behind the scenes and become a star in front of the stage. I had to hire a stand-in for filming, but my actions were not innovative.

You can film commercials and become a singer. Without dubbing, it will be confusing to the ears, and without a substitute, the original character will appear.

The South won the Golden Horse Award, and the North won a nomination. Youzai said: Why bother? Climbing Motto: The road is not far away, as long as you can walk it.

If you are not old, you will be wise if you have ambition. There are thousands of difficulties and dangers, but I can stand tall.

When spring comes, thousands of mountains are green, but who knows the heart of an inch of grass. There are huge trees in the sky, trying to reach the sky.

Life is a journey of struggle and pride. There is no real danger, no fear of oneself.

There is no limit to the road to learning, and there is a climbing path to the mountain of books. Qu Ziyun: What is there to fear? Qiwen Ming (postscript) The text does not need to be long, just strange.

The meaning is not deep, but the chewing is good. This is a short article, but I am candid.

The humor is hidden in the words, and the humor is sweet in the teeth and cheeks. The conversation and laughter are casual, but the interactions are not serious.

It can dissolve phlegm and strengthen the spirit. There is no harshness from sages, no laborious appearance from Taoism.

In ancient times there were flattering gifts, but now there are game inscriptions. Xu Gongyun: How strange is this? Corrupt Official's Inscription: It doesn't matter if you have a lot of money, a thousand taels will do the trick.

The house is not big, but the villa is. This is an officialdom, but he is smart.

There are treasures in the belly and money in the mind. There are royal relatives chatting and laughing, but no common people coming and going.

You can bully the people and subjugate them. There is a motive for accepting bribes and there is suspicion of collusion.

In the end, he vented his greed and was punished with death. Everyone said: What is the use of it? There are many brands of smoking inscriptions, so if you have cigarettes, you can do it.

Regardless of whether it is true or false, if you can draw it, it will work. This is a cigarette stall, the best place to make money.

Once you smoke it, you will become addicted and the cancer will enter your heart. Talking, laughing and holding a cigarette between mouths, the brands keep changing.

It can boost your energy and pose. No place is pure, no place is free of soot.

The king of swallowing clouds in Nanyang and the mist-breathing god of Western Shu. Smokers say: How can I live without smoking? Learning Instructions: A candle is not short, it is bright if it has a core. Is this the case? 6. Write a classical Chinese article based on the "Inscription on a Humble House"

1. The salt transportation in the Qing Dynasty was full of shortcomings, and some good people imitated the format of the Inscription on a Humble House and wrote an article "Inscription on a Humble Official" to ridicule the officialdom.

The official does not need to be high, but the presence will lead to fame; the talent does not need to be deep, but the salt will lead to spirituality. Although he is a poor official, he is only interested in profit. The round pile of silk on the table is white, and the color is reduced to pale green. There is a place for talking and laughing, and there are people who come and go. There is no need to tune the crane and the harp, and there is no need to deviate from the scriptures. There is no sound of punishment and money, but there is the form of labor of wine and sex. Or borrowing a house from afar, or drinking in the Western Pavilion of Bamboo, Confucius said: How can this be so shameless?

2. In modern times, someone wrote an "Inscription on the Smoking Chamber" to satirize those opium smokers: "If the lamp is not high, it will be bright if there is oil; if the gun is not long, it will be effective if there is smoke. This is In the smoking room, I am addicted to it. The light shines silvery green, and the smoke makes my face blue; there are smokers chatting and laughing, and there are no strong men who can mix the paste and put it on the ears. There is a feeling of pain in Nanyang. Thirteen years old, the ancient lamp of Western Shu. Junzi said: Why is it so addictive? 3. There are many modern works that apply the format of "The Inscription on the Humble Room" and express new content. Someone drafted the "Public Servant Inscription" to praise public servants like Jiao Yulu: "If you are not high in position, you will be famous for your integrity; if you are not powerful, you will be wise if you are public. He is a public servant, serving the people. He steps forward to the grassroots, and the sentiments of the people are deeply rooted in his mind." Talking and laughing with the people, communicating without selfishness. He can understand the truth and tell the truth. There is no biased love. Jiao Yulu of Lankao has won the admiration of all the people. ”

4. People hate official corruption. Some people imitated "Inscription on a Humble Room" and wrote poems to expose and satirize it.

The contemporary satirical poet Yi Yuanhe adapted this format and wrote "Talent Is Not High", in order to laugh at those privileged people who have no talent or skills: "Talent is not high, officialdom is fame; learning is not deep , There is power in this yamen. There are trumpeters in the front and flatterers in the back. There are no minions in the conversation. There is no harshness of criticism, but the harmony of praise can lead to success. Follow the wind and show your spirit. The crowd said: What a stinky person."

5. Some people think that these characters are in the dead position, so they wrote "The Inscription on the Corpse Position" to satirize them: "Talent does not mean high, officialdom means fame; learning. If you are not deep, you will be wise. Although I am in the corpse position, I will spread my network and have friends with friends. I can go to the front door and sit in the middle without any worries. Conscience. Draw an "O" when you are happy and send someone else to do the work. "What's the point?"