Are there any good English jokes suitable for children, both in Chinese and English?

There is a child who has a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he would get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother invited her friends to play bridge. The boy pointed to an obviously pregnant woman and said, "Ah, ha! I know what you have been doing! "

little boy

There is a little boy who likes sucking his fingers. After his mother repeatedly stopped him, she threatened him, "If you suck your fingers like this again, you will become very fat!" " "

Two weeks later, some friends of my mother came to look for her name. There is a pregnant woman. The little boy suddenly smiled after seeing it: "Haha, I know why you are like this!" " "

health examination

An old couple went to see a doctor just to check their health. The husband went in first, and the doctor said, "Well, Mr. Jones, considering your age, you are in good health."

The man said, "Of course, I don't drink or smoke. God will take care of me.".

At this time, the doctor seemed confused and said, "What do you mean?" .

The old man replied, "For example, last night I went to the toilet, and God turned on the light for me so that I wouldn't fall."

The doctor didn't understand. Let the man out and let his wife in. The woman walked into the room, and the doctor came to see her and said, "Considering your age, you have a good figure."

The woman replied, "Of course, I don't drink or smoke ..."

"The doctor interrupted her ... God will take care of you, won't he? ”。

The woman looked puzzled: "What are you talking about?" ".

The doctor explained, "Your husband told me. He said that God would take care of him. Just like last night, when he was in the toilet, God turned on the light for him so that he wouldn't fall down. "

The woman replied, "God, he peed in the refrigerator again!" "

health examination

An old couple went to the hospital for health check-up. The old man went in first. The doctor said, "according to your age, you are in good health."

The old man said, "Of course, I don't smoke or drink, and God cares about me."

The doctor was surprised and said, "God cares about you, too."

The old man explained, "For example, when I went to the toilet last night, God turned on the light for fear that I would fall."

The doctor didn't quite understand, so he called the old lady in for examination. After the examination, the doctor said, "Considering your age, your health is quite good."

The old lady said, "Yes, I don't smoke or drink ..."

The doctor then said, "Does God care about you, too?"

The old lady was surprised: "What?"

The doctor explained, "I asked your husband just now, and he said that God cares about him. For example, last night, when he went to the toilet, God turned on the light for him. "

The old lady said, "God, he peed in the refrigerator again yesterday!" " "

There are many other websites in www.qicaipan.com, and I haven't read all of them, but they are all small jokes on children's websites, so there should be nothing that is not suitable for children.