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Write 600 words about those things in grade one.
After six years of primary school, I finally got into Wanzhou Middle School and entered the new grade of the new school. Everything is strange and novel, and I have experienced many interesting things, such as Women's three musketeers, Joking English and Flu Storm, which are still fresh in my memory.
Women's three musketeers
On the day of the first day of school, the students sat in the classroom in a polite way, so strange that they had nothing to say. Before long, they began to think that the young female teacher had short hair and black glasses like me. "Hello, classmates, I am both your head teacher and your English teacher. Call me teacher Wang in the future! " Miss Wang also said that you will meet other teachers in the future. Next came a female teacher with long hair and a beauty mole embedded in her forehead. Her eyes show wisdom and gentleness. Yes, she is our Chinese teacher, Miss Feng. She smiled and told us, "In the future, you can call me Sister Yan." Finally, a female teacher came in. Suddenly, there was a chorus of "Ah" in the classroom. How can she be a female teacher? ...
Joke English
This is our first English class. First, Miss Wang asked us to read the words and remember them. Next, he said an everyday expression, which amused the students. The teacher stressed not to translate literally in the future, such as' how are you?
In literal translation, you say, "Why are you?" We burst into laughter at that time, and then we learned a sentence asking each other's age. The literal translation is "why do you always?" This first English class left a deep impression on us.
Flu storm
Today is New Year's Day, so don't mention how happy the students are. However, just a week before New Year's Day, the flu in our school began to "prevail", and that fear still lingers. 80% of the students in the class were shot, which was really "injured". There were empty seats everywhere in the classroom, and it was a "depression" scene. The teacher was very sad, and the students were all in a panic, fearing that they would be the next to "fall down".
Fortunately, I was misdiagnosed as the flu, but the course was delayed for a week.
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