Xiaoming is reading martial arts novels in class. What did the English teacher say?

1, Xiaoming: Did the teacher praise me at the parent-teacher meeting? Dad: No, I haven't heard your name for a long time. Xiao Ming: Did the teacher say wait a minute after reading the names of his classmates who praised him? Dad: Yes. Xiao Ming: This is a compliment. I was just waiting.

2. Teacher: "Students, what is the most important thing in human communication in 2 1 century?" Xiao Ming: "Expression pack."

3. geography class. In class, the teacher was talking about Spain, and Xiaoming was sleeping below. The teacher woke him up and asked him: Where is Spain? Xiao Ming said: Teacher, it's at Xibankou.

One day, Xiao Ming was reading a martial arts novel in class. English teacher Wang asked, "What do you mean by wearing women's clothes at night?" Xiaoming. I stood up and looked at my deskmate: "Say the bird language quickly. . "deskmate:" Night is night, and dressing is clothes. Xiao Ming immediately replied, "Night clothes. "