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What do you want to say, good neighbor?
Let me say one thing first. There are two boys in her family, one is five or six years old and the other is eight or nine years old. They are thin, uneducated and uneducated. Our rural school is close to home, and the farthest child's home is 500 meters at most. Every day after school, the children play together. One day, for some reason, her child got into a fight with another child and went home to tell the unreasonable mother, which led to a big fight. Indiscriminate, she didn't ask why she was fighting. Adults from other children's families will definitely not like it. They quarreled and quarreled in the village. She cried as if her child had been wronged. She has been calling it that for a while, and all the neighbors know that she is also an unreasonable master. There is no way. It is shameful to make so much noise in the street, because the child is very naughty and she won't talk to her.
Because the child is naughty, families with children around her have offended her. One of them may be someone else's fault, so half the village has offended you. You don't want to think about why. Who is wrong? She doesn't want to think about it. The kind that no one can bully them. After a long time, we all know each other. Neighbors have taught their children not to play with her two children, and have never seen other children so far. He is withdrawn and generally doesn't say hello when he meets. As a neighbor of an unreasonable person, you should always be on your guard, and you may offend her again one day.
Speaking of exotic flowers, I've been thinking for a long time. I have a neighbor who is incredible. He is a big brother three years older than me. He looks rough and has tattoos. He always lives alone. We have a good relationship and are still in touch.
One day, everyone made an appointment to visit his house, and I didn't refuse. It passed around six in the evening. When I came to his house to decorate, the powder was a little stinging, and I didn't care much at that time. I'm thinking maybe people like pink, or they want a daughter when they get married in the future!
That's it. We'll clean up after dinner in the evening. Everyone is watching TV on the sofa.
I went to the bathroom because I drank a little too much, and I didn't lock the door because they were all men. Then after going to the toilet, I accidentally found a lot of sanitary napkins. It is one of those big bags. I thought I was drunk, so I picked it up and looked at it, and then I saw it (extra large for night use).
At that time, I was so confused that I forgot to put it down when I picked it up. Just pouting. What's wrong with my idea at that time? Why would a rude man have this? And still single.
However, just as I was thinking, my neighbor's voice came from behind me. Neighbor: Did you fall in the last toilet? Then he came in and saw me with a sanitary napkin. Look at it with a pout!
The scene was so embarrassing that everyone was short-circuited for two seconds, and then my brain circuit exploded. I said, "How come you have nothing to buy so much toilet paper?" . Buy such a good one, just wipe your ass. Left it and went out. Then I heard my neighbor say, what do you know, son?
I had to play dumb at that time, but I never understood this question.
My neighbor across the street is so fucking nice. I really can't help complaining. Our family lives in an old building. I am a native of this building and have lived here since I was a child. Neighbors across the street are not necessarily the same. Every once in a while, my family is sometimes empty, but most of them are not bad people. For example, the last couple came from other places and worked hard here for many years. The woman is a foreign language teacher and the man teaches Taekwondo. Later, the children moved away, and we were quite harmonious. They also attended my wedding.
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Here comes the wonderful story.
After they moved out, several people moved in, all rural people from other places. "Please note that I am only stating my identity, not discriminating."
The reason why I say a few people instead of a specific number is because I really don't know how many people see different things every time. I have seen six so far. Oh, and those two fucking kids are about half a year old. They should share.
Spring and autumn are fine, but when summer comes, I will have contradictions.
First, in the room where they don't close the door, cooking, cooking and farting are all floating in the corridor. Pay attention to their house, 57 square meters, excluding kitchen, bathroom and balcony, about 40 square meters. At least six people live with their children. Guess what it tastes like. Oh, by the way, they don't have air conditioning or range hoods! ! Can you imagine? A provincial capital city! ! Within the second ring road! ! ! ! It's fucking sour! !
You think you just don't close the door? You are too simple.
They like to pile up rubbish and then throw it out. The problem is that they can't pile it in the fucking garbage room and put it in the hallway! They have children! A piece of shit cloth in the garbage! Then put it for two days! Then the garbage will flow! ! It's all over the corridor It stinks! !
I have dealt with them four times on this issue! Every time I open the door, it's a different person! I said it again and again! It's no use! Today, I threw the garbage in the corridor and spilled water all over the floor! It stinks! And a room full of them set up a big table and squatted on the stool with the door open! Yes! Eat! Rice!
I really can't help quarreling today!
I hope you don't bother me again because of this!
Otherwise, I have to find the street office to check their residence permits, their family planning and so on. Can you still do it?
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My good neighbor, who has been married for more than 20 years, is the best person I have ever met. She is now over 70 years old and has three sons, but now she lives alone because she doesn't get along with anyone, whether she is a family member or an outsider, and she has to take care of her. She swore at the slightest discomfort, more than two words. She just moved a chair and shouted at the door, but she didn't scold for three or two hours. Of course, she will rest after lunch, so I was thinking. People in their twenties are still so angry. Everyone in the village avoided her, and no one dared to chat with her. Even if the fruit trees in her yard are covered with branches, no one dares to pick them, even the children who are not sensible. I feel that she is very strong, selfish, provocative, self-centered, and always feels that she is great and knows everything. It happened at the end of last year. That day, I picked up my grandmother from the hospital and met her as soon as I got off the bus at home. When I saw her coming to greet us with a smile, my husband and I were surprised, because this was not what she usually looked like. I was a little scared at that time, so I gave it back to her carefully. Then we went to help my grandmother get off the bus, and she also came to help. I quickly refused. At that time, I thought she was about the same age as my grandmother, but she was bigger than me. Then several people helped my grandmother to sit in a wheelchair and pushed her into the house. She walked more than ten meters before reaching the gate. Suddenly, she trotted in front of us and puzzled us. I don't know what happened. As we approached the door, she grabbed a handful of hay and put it on the fire. Then she told us to go through the burning fire. She said it would burn the bad luck brought back from the hospital and we would be healthy and prosperous in the future. . . Then my husband and I thanked her. To be honest, I really don't understand these things, so now she is a kind person in my mind. Maybe sometimes everyone can't recognize her expression. I wish her a long and healthy life. I hope my wife will recover soon and wish all the old people in the world happiness in their later years.
Let me talk about our good neighbors!
Our family has moved to the community for nearly 14 years, and we have been getting along well with our neighbors. Since three years ago, we have lived upstairs with an aunt who rents a house. We are a very particular family and never make any noise. Later, when the residential area was renovated, the landlord upstairs saw that the residential area was painted well, so he took back the house and married her daughter. Our nightmare has started since her daughter moved in.
Since I moved upstairs, there have been all kinds of big moves and small moves. I was catching up with the college entrance examination. Every weekend at home, I hear the sound of high-heeled shoes stepping on the floor upstairs, loud audio and video, and the sound of heavy objects landing never stops. My mother was afraid that it would affect my study, so I tried to negotiate with upstairs. At this time, most people will say sorry and pay attention later, but this family is biased. We were absolutely friendly and discussed with them at that time. This family is very good. So having a great neighbor is definitely a sorrow for our family! ! !
Let me also talk about my great neighbor, or my roommate who rents a house at work.
It was ok to move in at first, but because we were unfamiliar at first, everyone was more polite and polite, and later it became more and more popular.
First: I can't bear it. Using other people's things is like using your own. Every time I buy something like daily necessities, it's the same as him. Then I won't buy it myself. Every time I use it, I say, oh, use a little. I'll buy it together next time. I want to say this is the n th time. Everything is the same thing.
Second: don't like cleanliness. The point is, especially in summer, he basically washes clothes every day when it is hot, but he goes to his room to sleep as soon as he comes back from work every day. I want to say that the shoes were taken off from the living room, okay? . The whole place is filled with an unbearable smell. Clothes are seldom washed. If you have time to wear it a few days ago, you can continue wearing it for a few days. Feel his life, life. Not normal.
In the last two months, I finally moved away. Finally out of the misery.
Everyone has a big world.
I'm Xiao Lao III: I'm honored to answer this question!
First of all, everyone has a different definition of foreign neighbors. Let me share my foreign neighbors.
The house rented at work is the kind of single room that shares a kitchen with others. I am a young couple next door who moved here later. I don't know how long they have lived here.
To say something wonderful, I scored a few words to say!
First of all, I don't know what they do, because I have never seen them get up in the morning to go to work, or when to go to work. After living for a while, I found that men don't go to work and women go to work.
Second, you said that man never goes to work. Where did he get the money? I am still curious.
Third, they can't even cure me. You said that a 19-year-old girl watches her boyfriend every day. Is this true love? They have a good life every day. What's more, they don't quarrel.
The above is a detailed explanation of the wonderful neighbors I met!
First of all, I am honored to answer this question for you.
First of all, I think it's best to stay away from foreign neighbors, but don't laugh at them. Everyone is different and has their own ideas. In our opinion, their practice is very strange.
It is possible that in their minds, what we do looks beautiful. So don't laugh or be sarcastic. They don't understand our world, and we don't understand theirs. This is the best way to get away from it.
Let me share with you my views and opinions on this issue. At the same time, I hope my sharing on this issue will help you, and I hope you will like my sharing.
Since I moved upstairs here, there have been all kinds of big moves and small moves. I was catching up with the college entrance examination. Every weekend at home, I hear the sound of wearing high heels upstairs and stepping on the floor.
There is also a loud audio-visual sound, and the sound of heavy objects landing has never stopped. My mother is afraid of affecting my study. I tried to negotiate upstairs, and the point came. At this time, most people will say sorry, so pay attention later.
Mainly because the family refused. We were absolutely friendly to discuss with them. The family used to be harmonious, but when they heard the fire, they got angry. They cursed and dragged my mother into the house. They even hit my mother, but the neighbors stopped them.
The answers I shared above about this question are all personal opinions and suggestions. I hope the answers I shared here can help everyone.
Meanwhile, I hope you like my sharing. At the same time, I hope that if you have a better answer to this question, you can share the comments and discuss this topic with me.
I wish you all a good start in the new year, live a good life, be happy every day and grow up happily. Thank you!
A new aunt moved into the next room ... It always feels strange ... Every time she goes out, she has to drag me to talk for a long time ... The key is to stand in front of my house, and it seems that I want to come in ... always looking around our house ... embarrassed.
It's best to stay away from foreign neighbors, but don't laugh at them. Everyone is different and has different ideas. What they do is very strange to us, and it is possible that what we do is very strange in their minds. So don't laugh, don't be sarcastic, they don't understand our world, and we don't understand theirs. Stay at a respectful distance from others is the best way.
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