What does it mean to listen to a joke?

Question 1: What are the benefits of listening to jokes? 1. Killing time

2. Increase your sense of humor

3. Put yourself in a good mood

4. You can make yourself laugh -. -

Question 2: I want to hear a joke 1: When a manager was showing a PPT to a client, a pornographic picture suddenly popped up, and everyone was shocked! There was silence for a while, and then the manager calmly said: Are you still sleepy? --If you're not tired, let's continue!

2: A beautiful customer came just now. After washing her hair, I asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The beauty said: "Who is that star playing on the stereo in your store? It's her hairstyle." The store was playing Lady Gaga's song. I thought about it and realized it was too difficult, so I changed it. The song was changed to Li Daimo's...

3: Daughter: Mom!

Mom: Am I that old?

Daughter: Sister!

Mom: Tell me, what’s going on?

Daughter: I have no money...

Mom: I have to go find your mother!

4: A brother went to the toilet and accidentally entered the women's toilet. After entering, he found that there was no urinal, which felt wrong. Fortunately, there was no one in the toilet. He walked out as if nothing had happened. When I was opening the door, I met a girl coming in. The girl looked at him, blushed, lowered her head, turned around and went to the men's room...

5: A woman walking at night , suddenly she saw a man walking towards her with open arms, making a hug, and stepped forward to kick her. The man fell to the ground and cried loudly, saying: "It's already a third piece of glass. Who did I offend? Just take a piece of glass home." Is it so difficult?"

6: A novice went to collect loan sharks. He took out the IOU and said with a smile: It is clearly written in black and white on the paper that you owe me 1 million! Do you want to default on the bill? He said that he really didn’t have that much money, so he threatened: Hum! Don’t blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay the money tomorrow, your house will be like it. He took out his lighter and burned the IOU...

7: An old farmer was hoeing the field, and a crow flew by. The poop fell on the old farmer's face. The old farmer raised his head and cursed: "**** Mom! You don't know how to wear underpants when you go out!" The crow said: "****, you wear underpants when you poop!"

Question 3: Has anyone heard this joke? What does it mean? The woman didn’t ask the McDonald’s waiter how old she was and let people guess (then she went to sell McDonald’s and asked the lady at the counter the same question. Miss Said: I guess 21. She was so happy: No, 37!) The old man lined up behind her, and of course he heard their conversation. So the old man knows!

Question 4: What does it mean when a girl you like suddenly asks you to tell her a joke? Forehead. . I don’t know much about relationships

There are probably the following possibilities:

Maybe I feel too bored and want to find something to talk about

I think Test your sense of humor (this kind of woman is very scheming and gossipy, so be careful when joking)

It may be that she feels uneasy and wants to find someone to talk to and make a joke to lighten her mood. No matter what the case is, a girl won't fall in love with you because of a joke, but it can show that she doesn't have a bad impression of you. But don't confess your love rashly. Once the confession fails, she will ignore you, understand?

Question 5: Why do people laugh when watching comedies or listening to jokes? Why do people laugh? The ever-changing science and technology have allowed humans to land on the moon, and increasingly sophisticated asexual reproduction has also enabled humans to "create" Animals, however, people still have no idea about some seemingly simple questions, such as "Why do people laugh?" Dr. Ramachandala from the United States has made new explorations in this regard.

He pointed out that when you listen to a joke or something funny happens, you may feel that there will be a certain result, but the ending is often something else, so you have to fundamentally re-explain it. It can be seen that people laugh through laughter. Tell people around you that what just happened was a "false alarm." According to this theory, if someone steps on a banana peel while walking and falls on his head and bleeds, you will not laugh. But if he gets up after falling, pats himself and starts walking again, you will You may laugh - in fact, you are telling the people around you through laughter that there is no need to rescue him. It turns out to be a "false alarm". Dr. Ramachandala further deduced that in ancient times, the primitive people who served as vigilants may have laughed out loud to disarm the "false alarm" (such as the coming of the wolf) that had just been issued. Dr. Ramachandala discovered this "false alarm" phenomenon while treating a woman with a strange encephalopathy in India. When he touched her skin with a needle, she giggled. In this regard, he analyzed that if the needle touches a normal person, the pain signal received by the skin will be sent to the part of the brain responsible for responding to pain, and then this information is transmitted from there to the sensory center in the brain. , and finally make it feel painful. But for this woman, the message only reached the pain center of the brain, not the sensory center, because the connection between the two was abnormally severed. As a result, she felt only a little pain, not severe pain, which her brain could only interpret as a "false alarm," and she giggled. Excerpted from "Xinmin Evening News" Ruo Shuiwen

Question 6: Is there any software that can listen to jokes? The software for listening to books for lazy people is good. You can listen online or download it. Accept it

Question 7: What does the joke mean? Cold jokes are not jokes that make people laugh, but they don’t have so many meanings and connotations compared to black humor. A real life (note: real life) joke teller

would not think that what he told was a joke. The narrator did not mean to tell a joke, but just wanted to liven up the atmosphere or express his feelings. Moreover, cold jokes are not just hard-thinking.

They come from words in life that can only be regarded as slightly lighter than greetings.

Perhaps it is more appropriate to use one word - dumbfounded laughter - to describe the cold joke. Lessons from life

It's easy to dislike people who don't like cold jokes. Such people will force out a smile when they hear a cold joke to give face. I will sneer, or just sneer in my heart: I really know how to show off

But now there are so many hot jokes in this bar, and everyone makes a mistake, that is, sneer

The words are not It has the power of dawn and dusk. I watched it now, and after about an hour, I figured out what it was.

Cold jokes often have a bit of embarrassment in reality. You have to feel this for yourself

Answered by: Mr. Hanyu - Great Magician Level 8 8-19 19:07

Question 8: If you are in a bad mood, tell a joke and listen for 20 points. 2. There is a polar bear who needs to wear sunglasses to see because the snow is too harsh, but he can’t find the sunglasses, so he crawls around with his eyes closed. I searched on the ground, crawling and crawling, until my hands and feet were all dirty before I found the sunglasses. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror, and then I realized: Oh, it turns out I am a panda

3. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When it got bored, it started to pull out its own hair. Playing with one stick, two sticks, three sticks, and finally there was no one left, and then he died of the cold.

4. Once upon a time, there was a bird. He would pass by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in the cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn!!! After the bird flew over... I thought it was snowing and was freezing to death.

5. Xiao Ming got a new haircut. When he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved, so he ran outside and cried. As he cried, he flew up.

6. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. The spider asked: Why? why is that! Butterfly said: My mother said that those who hang out online all day long are not good people.

7. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. Banana, who was walking in front, suddenly felt very hot. He said, "It's so hot. I need to take off my clothes." As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana behind fell down. Then the bananas that took off their clothes turned into dried bananas~

8. One day, three explorers finally found the Valley of Hope. Legend has it that as long as you stand on the edge of the valley and shout what you want, stuff, and then jump down into the valley, and you will get the things you want in the valley. So the three of them decided to give it a try.

The first one was a pervert, so he shouted woman! woman! After jumping to the next level, there were indeed a lot of beauties waiting for him.

The second one was a nerd who shouted Shushushushu! Then, he jumped into the valley and got a lot of books.

The third one was an indecisive person. After thinking about it, he could not decide on his favorite. After an hour, he finally decided He made up his mind and felt that banknotes were the most useful, so he walked towards the edge of the valley. When he accidentally kicked a stone, he cursed "Shit!" Unexpectedly, his center of gravity was unstable and he fell down the valley.

9. As for Xiao Ming, he has to take the exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV at night

Xiao Ming’s mother asked worriedly: Have you finished reading all the books? There is an exam tomorrow

Xiao Ming replied readily: Mom, I’ve finished reading.

Xiao Ming’s mother happily praised Xiao Ming: Good boy, you will definitely do well in the exam tomorrow

Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I mean, ‘Mom, I see , finished'.

10. The panda loved the deer deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. Panda roars ~ Why? Why is all this happening? Xiaolu timidly said: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad boys

11. One day Xiao Ming was walking on the road! As I was walking, I suddenly felt my feet were sore! Why is this happening? Because Xiao Ming stepped on a lemon!

12. Which Chinese character is the coolest? Thong (cool)

"Jin" said to "Coin": My son. If you put on the doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times. .

"Chi" said to "Jin": Sister, the result is out.

"Chen" said to "Ju": The size is the same as yours. . I have three rooms and two living rooms.

13. One day, a university teacher asked a student, if there are ten birds in the tree, how many will be left after shooting one?

The student asked: Is it a silent gun? The sound is 80-100 decibels. Is it illegal to kill a bird? Are you sure? , the teacher was already impatient: "Just tell me how many birds are left, okay?" Are any of the birds in the trees deaf? No. Are there any that are locked in a cage and hung from a tree? No. Are there other trees nearby? Are there any other birds on the trees? No. If there is a bird? If you are pregnant, does it count as a bird in your belly? Doesn’t count. Is there any confusion in the eyes of those who shoot birds? No flowers, just ten. The teacher was already sweating and the bell rang for the end of get out of class, but the students continued to ask: Are there any birds that are so stupid that they are not afraid of death? All afraid of death. Will he kill two with one shot? Won't. The student said with confidence: If your answer is not deceptive, "If the bird that was killed hangs on the tree and does not fall, then there is only one bird left. If it falls, there is no bird left."

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Question 9: What is the program where you can listen to jokes? The Five Heroes of Egg Pain are very funny. You can use any website. Thank you for adopting

Question 10: What kind of jokes do girls like to hear with donkey faces?

Afanti is leading a donkey. Passing by a village. A villager saw Afanti and said, "Dear guest, would you like to rest here and have some food before leaving?"

Afanti looked back and forth and saw that he was alone, so he replied: " Thank you, no need."

The villager said mischievously: "You thought I would let you eat, but I gave you your donkey."

Afanti was very angry. Turning around, he slapped the donkey and said, "Come to the entrance of the village. I'm going to ask you, are there any relatives in this village? You said there are no relatives. How can anyone let you eat if you don't have any relatives?" Then he slapped him several times and said, "Look at you." Don’t you dare to fool people again?”