Classic car humor jokes

Classic car humor joke

The first one: fire truck

One afternoon, it was raining heavily, and my classmates and I were on Zhonghua Road. As a result, three or four fire engines passed by, and I heard a group of young people of seventeen or eighteen talking next to them. A: It's raining so hard. How can there be a fire? What's the fire truck doing out? B: Stupid! You don't understand ... it's out for water!

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the second one: driving the ducks away

the exam goes smoothly every day in summer. The examiner was also satisfied, so he said? Pull over? . At this time, a group of ducks appeared on the side of the road. In summer, they drove straight to the ducks and leaned over, without slowing down at all. It was meaningless. The examiner braked on the co-pilot and stopped the car. ? Are you trying to make the ducks croak? The examiner asked. ? Yes! ? Summer blurts out every day. Dogs drive ducks away? Quack! ?

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Third: Turn off the taximeter

The company is recruiting senior accountants, and job seekers are gathering. There is only one interview topic: When you take a taxi through a rugged mountain road, the tire suddenly breaks down and the taxi slides to the hanging rock. What will you do? The examiner shook his head again and again in the face of many job seekers' answers. Just when the examiner was depressed, I saw a man in his thirties, sweating profusely, trotting in and saying that he was a job seeker. The examiner showed displeasure and asked him why he was in such a hurry. The man said that he ran behind the bus in order to save the fare. As soon as the examiner's eyes lit up, he was immediately asked to answer the questions. The man replied without thinking:? Tell the driver to turn off the meter at once! ? Congratulations, you have been hired. Welcome to join our company! ? The examiner hugged the man excitedly and spoke enthusiastically. ;