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I am a classic of special forces.
1, what are you? Rookie. Who named you? Old bird. Why do old birds call you a rookie? Because we are stupid, because we are stupid. Because we have no brains, because we lack a string!
2. What are you? Spike. Who named you? Enemy. Why do the enemy call you Spike? Because we are accurate, because we are cruel, because we are not afraid of death, because we dare to die!
If I go to the battlefield, which one of you will take a bullet for me? However, as long as you are a member of China People's Liberation Army, I will take a bullet for you on the battlefield! -sick (the last sentence "sick" was said by Xiaozhuang)
4, have the ability to fight one-on-one, get a broken net!
5. If we are bear people, what are you, monitor Xiong!
6. I doubt your IQ, because people with normal IQ will not come here to be abused! A few meters
7. If you walk on the South Taipingzhuang Street in this city and throw a brick at ten people, maybe nine people are deputy directors and one is executive director.
8. What are special forces? Special forces are particularly stupid troops.
9. It's like dreaming. If you are not careful, you will not be single.
10. If the Tatar soldiers are well trained, it will be a good sharp knife.
1 1, you are a group. If one person makes a mistake, everyone will be punished. It is you who made the mistake, so they will be punished! You have two choices now: first, fuck off, and they will continue to be punished; Second, you go back to this team and be punished with them!
12, at your speed, the motherland and people are ashamed of you!
13, special forces, there is no place that cannot be reached, and there is no task that cannot be completed.
14, the war will not give soldiers a chance to explain.
15, you are all bear people, even worse than bear people!
16, the rookie is crazy, hammer him a sick old bird.
17, the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave may die there.
18, what do you think of the special forces? A bunch of lunatics! Real professional soldiers, I would like to be one of them! Elite warriors! King of soldiers! The first troops to participate in the war and the last troops to leave! Have the opportunity of actual combat, you can use what the army has learned! My brain has been caught in the door, or someone will come! (This is the answer of several people)
19. What would you do if you went deep behind enemy lines and your comrade-in-arms were injured and could not advance with the team? I will stay with him until I die! Give him enough water and food to help him hide. If I am still alive, I will come back to pick him up! I'll persuade him to wait for us, or I'll persuade him to commit suicide! I will change my plan of action and leave one person to protect him until we come back! Then I'll carry him and die with him! I will cure him. If not, I'll live with him!
20. People have to bow their heads under the eaves.
2 1. If you don't regret it, it's my fault.
22. Your name is the army commander. Name: Chinese Army Special Forces Unit: Commander of China People's Liberation Army: Chairman of Military Commission.
23. The first rule of Balian's survival: You are not ordinary people now, but soldiers!
24. This pig has green onions on its nose. It is an elephant.
25. The food standard of special brigade has caught up with that of military dogs.
26. Some people make a mistake once and never understand it, while others will understand it after one wrong step.
27. If necessary, I will die for my country; If necessary, leave me the last bullet, the last bullet, the last bullet!
28. Red flare, understand? -I understand. -I repeat. -Red, flashing. -Smart. -Wait. What is a flare?
29. Be loyal to the motherland and the people.
30. When a veteran dies, it will only gradually disappear.
3 1, losers also have the demeanor of losers.
32, will not be ordered to disarm.
33. Spirit is a double-edged sword, which can hurt both the enemy and oneself.
34, field survival training, after the big army came back, the military doctor said that the paratroopers came back so late that they would not meet the female ostrich on the road.
35. nothing is worth it Everything is worth it when people need it.
36. There are clouds here. Will it change?
37. This is not a female soldier, a ghost, this is.
A paratrooper's stomach is made of iron.
39. Big Wolf: I didn't hang up this time, there will be another time, there will be another time, so I have to get everything ready.
40, fighting, not dead, you can start over with a steel jump; No bleeding, but still alive; War is death!
4 1, one day is a spike, and the whole life is a spike.
42. Paratroopers are landing eagles, the fiercest fighters!
I'd rather they were injured here today than die on the battlefield tomorrow!
44. Real power lies among the people.
45, special forces, warriors from hell! Welcome back to hell!
46. There will be many hardships in life, but none of them can be a reason for us to give up.
47. It looks like a warehouse, but it's actually a warehouse!
48. My head was caught in the door, otherwise who would come here!
49. All the women within 0/00km of the paratroopers' landing site in Fiona Fang/KLOC are Lao Zi's.
50. In order to save these wounded soldiers whose brains were caught in the door. Saving lives is the bounden duty of doctors. Chief.
5 1, reconnaissance company, kill, kill, kill!
52. If the motherland needs it, please bury me on a distant hill, let my body grow an invisible barrier and let my comrades cry for me. If the motherland needs it, please let me hold the hot steel gun tightly, let my hand hold a vicissitudes of life, and the cold earth will soothe my wounds; If the motherland needs it, please invite more people to the battlefield to kill the enemy, and let your heart beat in the blue sky to write an immortal movement!
53. War is a process of surviving from death. Have you all seen it? This is not a joke, it will really kill people!
I'm telling you, this is just the beginning! Special forces have death indicators every year, not in combat, but in daily training! If you want to survive in the war, if you want to be a special force, you must always be ready!
55. Live and die together!
No one laughed at him, because by doing so, he at least proved that his brain is still working, and our brain is no longer working. (Xiaozhuang's thoughts after seeing a finished person when he entered the special forces training)
57. Pity his first directorial dream. ... spike once, spike forever. He should understand. What's the matter, hyenas? Unhappy. ... it's a pity that my first actor dream.
58. This is the worst old bird I have ever seen die, and it was crushed to death by a rookie.
59. When people have no way out, it is not enough to say that there is no way out. If you push it to the top, there will be a way.
60. "There are still 20 minutes, 15 minutes." "What watch? This is a stopwatch.
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