Heart window joke

1, I wish a madman loved me crazily. How I wish a fool loved me foolishly.

There is only one me in the world. Don't take me seriously. You are the only one in the world. How can I not cherish you?

3. Tears don't deceive people. You won't cheat my heart.

Even if the heavy rain overturns the city, I will give you a hug. Even if the whole world is kidnapped by loneliness, I won't run.

5. You throw stones, I throw cloth, you lose, stay with me for life!

If you want to leave, I won't see you off, but if you want to come back, I will pick you up no matter how heavy the rain is.

7, blue sea, blue sky and white wedding dress, I love him alone!

8, single-minded, not only love one person in your life, but also, when you love someone, you are single-minded.

9. A ray of sunshine rushes into your eyes, and a breeze caresses your face and cheeks.

10, it has become my habit to listen to you arguing every day. Watching you crazy every day has become my hobby.

1 1, protect her because she is my wife, my future wife and the mother of my children. I care about him because he is my husband, my future husband and the father of my children.

12, my heart has a thick barrier, and there are many guards outside, all to prevent sadness. However, your appearance made the soldiers put down their guard and easily melted my arms. My heart is your prisoner.

13, hand in hand, through ups and downs together; Love and affection are shared sweetly; Love is even love, happiness, romance and warmth; Close-hearted, loving life together. Let our love last forever!

14. Listen to your voice, savor your elegance, covet your face, cherish your heart, heart to heart, affection and love are lingering, and your smile makes me happy for a long time. This is the feeling of love, and this is the meaning of love.

15, look up at the starry sky, and your face will emerge. Look down at the earth, your smile is clear in your heart.

16, the heart is not free, and there are cages everywhere. If the heart has no destination, it wanders everywhere.

17, there is no time limit for loving someone, and there is no limit for worrying about missing someone.

18, how can I interpret happiness without you!

19, what we miss is always beautiful and persistent, because we have tried to love. The happiness we have is sincere and eternal, because we also care about it.

20. Only you are the most arrogant in this life, and only you are the most domineering in this life!

2 1, when you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!

22. Do you know? I fell in love with you the first time I saw you.

23. If you walk in the desert and thirst makes you unable to move forward, I would like to turn into a clear spring and flow around you.

24. May my smile stay in my heart forever and accompany you through every spring, summer, autumn and winter! I will sincerely pray for you: "May your tomorrow be better!" " "

25. I love you beyond words. I will prove it with all my love. I can't be with you for the first 20 years, but I must participate in the rest of your life.

26. If love has different shapes, I will keep my favorite you in mind.

27. Take your right hand and walk to the end of the world together; Finally, finally, we snuggle happily together!

28. I may see you for the last time in the future. When I am dying, can I hold you with my weak hands?

29. I am not a gentle person, but everything I do for you is gentle. I am not a patient person, but I have run out of patience with you.

30. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

Being in a bad mood can control emotions, but tears don't deceive people.

1. Thinking about you is like playing with your mobile phone in a thin quilt. There are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

I am very sensitive. What you do and say, regardless of my feelings, is pushing me away bit by bit.

Knowing that you don't like me, I am still willing to let you abolish me.

4. The space quality is particularly high at night. Everyone is good at moaning and complaining. I just miss you.

Passion is limited, love should be timely.

6. After a relationship ends, it's really not that you are angry with him or complaining endlessly, but that you start to become calm and no longer expect you to think this person is like this.

7. When you are tired, you are too lazy to repeat your life trajectory with new people, and then you will pass it by. You come, I welcome you, and I'll send you away. Where do you get so many feelings and feelings?

8. If you hurt others, don't think about making up after apologizing. Some feelings are gone.

9. With your back to all the lights, you wandered to my side from behind the street lamp, walked out of emptiness and gloom, and walked into all my stubbornness and boldness.

10. My biggest regret is that your regret is related to me.

1 1. Like a careful rabbit, I have the courage to like you. As long as you look impatient, I will run back to the forest with red eyes.

12. Don't pass negative emotions on to others, even friends. Everyone works hard every day. Just feel sad, okay.

13. It is better to break the bad relationship.

14. I talked to you a lot, and I felt bored, emotional and melodramatic. I guess you must think so, too. Forget it.

15. It is not terrible to be caught in the whirlpool of "I am ok" all the time. Horribly, during this period, I suddenly realized that I was actually a loser. Suddenly, it collapsed.

16. "What's it like to like someone?" "Have you ever taken drugs?" "What's it like to give up someone?" "Have you ever given up drugs?" Some words broke up before I could say them, but I know the way to ease my sadness. A lot of crying is the most useless one.

17. You like high-priced novelty. One day you will cry as hoarse as I do.

18. Every sentence I don't go with you is accompanied by my most depressed sob.

19. When you hear my sobs, please cover your ears so that I can continue to alienate you.

20. "I'm so busy that I don't even have the best time to cry."

Classic Quotations: Beautiful women don't fart.

My sister-in-law asked me to visit her three-year-old nephew after work. She and her brother went out to work and I bought a pack of snacks. My nephew was watching cartoons while eating, and suddenly he wanted to fart, but he couldn't help it. . . Nephew: Auntie, did you fart? I pointed to the dog sleeping on the sofa and said that it let it go. Beautiful women don't fart As soon as the words stopped, the dog jumped on me and bit me. . .

My buddy went out to work for half a year, and when he came back, he bought a house and a car, which was generous. I asked him how he could earn so much money. He asked me to work in KFC. So I saw hope and went to work in KFC for almost half a year. What's more, I can't afford a car or an electric car. As a good friend, did he lie to me ...

One day, I had lunch in the canteen. The TV in the canteen is playing the Qing Palace drama. When I wanted to wipe my mouth after dinner, I found that I had run out of paper towels. I stood up and asked, "Who has paper?" This is a long and soft eunuch voice on TV: the emperor has a purpose!

Yesterday, I dreamed of my ex, and I woke up feeling terrible. Think of the dribs and drabs before, tears can't stop flowing, and my heart is inexplicably uncomfortable! Pick up the phone and dial that familiar number! She answered the phone: it's been so long since we broke up. Why did you call me? I said: I dreamed of you last night! She: You don't still like me, do you? Me: I dreamed of you last night and woke up crying. You are eating shit. I advise you to hit me if you don't listen, which makes me cry!

Today, the son of the aunt next door told me a joke! He said that he had a dog before, and later he named it Stop, calling it "Stop" and "Stop" every time. . It didn't take long for the dog to go crazy. . I was completely laughed at. .

I like to bully my female deskmate at school. My female deskmate: If you are jealous again, I will tell the teacher. Me: Whatever! Then the female deskmate raised her hand. The teacher said: OK! Then come up and do this problem!

Man: I like you! W: Why? What about practice? Man: I'm serious. I like you! Woman: Don't be ridiculous. There is no scenery in familiar places. We are too familiar to spark. M: I'm serious. I love you! The woman looked at him silently. Man: Marry me! Woman: Shit, why did you say it now? I have been waiting for you long. Go and buy a diamond ring!

The younger brother said, "The courage of the sun is really small!" My brother said, "How can I see it?" The younger brother said, "because it dares to come out during the day!" " "

I went out to eat shabu-shabu with my parents yesterday. My mother put a potato in my bowl and I took a bite. She asked me if I was ripe. I said it well. Then, my mother gently said to my father, honey, it's ripe. Eat quickly.

Long-distance love, the boy said that I would come back in 8 1 day, so he bought 8 1 kinds of snacks for his girlfriend and said, you eat one every day, and I will come back after eating. Later, in order to surprise the girls, the boys came back on the third day. The girl cried and said, you didn't lie to me. I just finished eating and you came back …

Blind date, my parents go with me, and the girl goes with her mother. . . The girl is beautiful, and so is her mother. Dad said, "This is my son." My mother came over and said, "Do you want one person?" Dad casually replied, "that's great." . . "It's cold, Dad. Please put on more clothes. . .

Classic Quotations: Life is not your mother, it will not spoil you.

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1, the person who loves you will care about everything and finally forgive everything. This is either a natural good temper or I want to lose you.

2. When frustration haunts your heart, do you want to have a pair of warm hands to help you melt the frozen ice on your heart window? When you encounter pain and sadness, do you want to have a pair of warm hands to remove the scar in your heart? If you want to have hands as warm as you climb the handrail, you must learn to make way for others. "If you give someone a rose, your hands will smell good." To make way for others is to clear the way for yourself.

There is no standard answer to happiness, and there are more than one way to be happy. The day you like is the most beautiful day; The right lifestyle is the best lifestyle.

4. Forgive others and others will forgive you; Leave steps for the other side, and the other side will leave steps for you, and even bridge the road; Give your competitors a way out, and your competitors will give you a way out. Therefore, tolerating others means tolerating yourself, leaving steps or retreat for others, that is, leaving steps or retreat for yourself.

In real life, there are many things that can't be covered up by excuses. The idea of not making excuses can enhance your sense of self-worth and your respect and love for yourself. You will stop using others as a shield and learn to create new relationships and new lives by yourself. When you let go of the people you love and stop hiding behind them for protection, then you will all experience an incredible freedom to love each other.

6. The past can only be used for memories. Don't indulge in shadows. The road ahead will never be clear.

7. Water is like a cup in a cup and a vase in a vase. Water is the softest substance and the hardest substance in the world. Therefore, being kind is like water, and being a man should learn the quality of water. Good quality will make people feel humiliated; Bad habits can hardly cover up bad paths.

8. Someone once said that when you stop to think about whether you love someone, it means that you no longer love him.

9. Too many things in life are always unexpected. Those who have been trampled on may come back and pounce on us one day. So don't leave room for anything. As the saying goes, "Give people a way out, give yourself a way out". People should leave a way out for themselves and have a long-term vision.

10, life is not your mother, it won't spoil you, so what if you cry? Dry your tears, stand up and keep running.

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12, I always believe that the earth is so round that all the good things I have done will come back to me!

13, psychological quotient is the ability to maintain mental health, adjust psychological stress and maintain a good mental state. The level of IQ determines the joys and sorrows of life, maintains people's health and dominates the fate of life. Being a man needs to cultivate IQ and keep this happiness in my heart forever.

14, pamper yourself, learn to be independent, learn to love yourself: comfort yourself when you are lonely; Give yourself warmth when you are lonely. We must accept our imperfect selves. Only by completely accepting yourself and loving yourself can we constantly improve and improve ourselves.

15, in the vast sea of people, everyone is just a drop in the ocean, so small; In the torrent of society, everyone is not a person and has to deal with others at any time. Give convenience to others. When we do anything, we should not only consider our own interests, but also the interests of others. This is not only a moral issue, but also a matter for us to retire ourselves and leave a way for others.

16, to make your future easy and effortless, you have to make up your mind to let go of the past!

17, people are always used to presenting their best side to each other when they meet for the first time, and various shortcomings are gradually exposed after getting along for a long time. One day, you don't have to pretend, you're not so tired, you can do whatever you want, and the other person sees through you, but still doesn't dislike you. That's a friend.

18. Silence is a gesture of life. Silence is not innate, but a sense of leisure under the hedge of picking chrysanthemums. Silence is not indifference, but the free and easy "no future, where to make dust". Silence has nothing to do with age. Silence is often associated with experience. The more you know about the world, the deeper your experience will be.

19, rationality is the premise of a happy marriage.

20. It is better to find an interesting person to marry, which is much more lasting than the happiness brought by money and appearance. Of course, fun and fun are two concepts. Fun is a superficial stimulus, and fun is a deep interest in the bones. Life will overwhelm our enthusiasm with dullness, and only interest can make you face the grim reality. Interesting people, a bowl of porridge can also drink the fragrance of roses.