English joke: smuggler smuggler

The suspicious man drove to the border.

There he was greeted by the sentry. When the guard checked the trunk.

He was surprised to find that six pockets were bulging. "What's here?" He asked. "dirt

"The driver replied to take them out.

"The guard instructed." I want to check it. "ready to help others.

The man took the bag.

as expected

There is nothing but dust in each one. unwillingly

The guard let him go. A week later, the man came back.

once again

The sentry inspected the truck. "What's in the bag this time?" He asked. "dirt

More dirt. "People who believe in him said.

The guard checked the bag.

once again

He found nothing, but the same thing happened every week for six months.

Finally, the guard gained a lot. One night, he resigned and became a bartender.

The suspicious guy happened to stop for a drink. Walk towards him in a hurry.

The former guard said

"Listen.

friend

If you can do me a favor, drinks are free tonight: tell me what you were talking about just now. "Grinning.

The man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered

"cars." A suspicious man drove to the border and was met by the sentry. When the sentry checked the trunk of the car, he was surprised to find six bulging pockets at the seams. "What's in it?" He asked. "Earth." The driver replied. "Take out your bag," the sentry ordered. "I want to check it." The man obediently took out his pocket. Indeed, there is nothing in the pocket but dirt. The sentry reluctantly let him through. A week later, the man came again and the sentry checked the suitcase on the car again. "What's in this bag?" He asked. "Earth, and some earth." The man replied. The sentry didn't believe it, so he checked the bag again and found nothing but soil. The same thing happened once a week for six months. Finally, the sentry got discouraged and simply resigned and became a bartender. One night, the suspicious man happened to pass by the bar and get off to drink. The former sentry hurried up to him and said, "I said, man, if you can do me a favor, the wine will be on me tonight." Can you tell me what you were smuggling during that time? "The man leaned over, leaned close to the waiter's ear, cracked his mouth and said with a smile," Car. "