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Tian Tong had a disciple, who suffered many defeats and fought many battles, but everyone knew about it after sealing the gods?
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What kind of sadness? In the great robbery against God, this man suffered many defeats and wars, was abused everywhere, and had a lot of enemies. So who is this person?
So-called: fishtail crown, pure flame; Dahongpao, clouds are gathering. Silk tapestries hang red, and Ma Xie has long red clouds. The sword has sparks, and the horse is like a red claw dragon. Face as purple as blood, Kouga suddenly and violently out of the lips. Three eyes shine on the universe, and it is well-known in Huolong Island. Ziya said to his disciples:? This man is red all over, even the horse is red! ? The disciples said:? There are many freaks under the sect. ?
When you look at it, it is as red as fire. The clothes are red, the shoes are red, the sword in hand is shining, and even the horse riding under the seat is red. This disciple who came out with BGM is Luo Xuan, a gas refiner in Kowloon Island. Luo Xuan was invited by Shen to go out to help Yin Jiao, who was just contradicted by him.
Luo Xuan is confident in his Taoism and despises Jiang Ziya's left and right master. However, he is not qualified to fight with himself. He only said he wanted to see Jiang Ziya. However, Jiang Ziya is the executor of the list of gods referred to by destiny, and there are Nezha, Yang Jian, Huang Tianhua, Lei Zhenzi, Tu, etc. What will happen to him? It's a silent group.
Three heads and six arms-a person with supreme power
Luo Xuan looked at each other so rudely, and now he has nothing to hide. He was busy shaking 360 joints and swished a few times. With two heads and four arms, it became a strange appearance with three heads and six arms, and six hands were not idle. One hand brand seal, one hand five dragon wheel, one hand crow pot, one hand clouds and smoke, and the other two hands fly swords.
Although Luo Xuan has three heads, he still has six magic weapons. But the other side has more brains and magic weapons than him, and they cooperate very tacitly. Some fly in the air, some specialize in the third route, and some gather in all directions. Luo Xuan doesn't know which one to parry. The result was a blow by Jiang Ziya, and he couldn't get into the encirclement.
Just now, I laughed that Jiang Ziya's left and right masters were not worthy of his hand, so I was beaten by others. When I was in a hurry, I was whipped by Jiang Ziya. Don't hit my face too quickly. Luo Xuan's defeat in the first battle made him feel very embarrassed, so he decided to give Jiang Ziya a hard fight to relieve his hatred.
That night, Luo Xuan and his Taoist friend Liu Huan, who was practicing in Kowloon Island, put the cloud of Wan Li, that is, rockets, crows, fire dragons and four-legged horses, into Xiqiao City. At present, the whole Xiqiao city is shrouded in flames, just like the end of arrival.
Princess Longji
Looking at the flames and black smoke in the city, Luo Xuan showed a smug smile. Hum, burn it for a while, and the whole Xiqiao city will be in ruins. However, the change happened at this time. Princess Longji came with a boy from Yun Lan, and was ordered to quietly spread mist and dew, dry Kun nets and collect fire crows from all over the city. He also collected the clouds and smoke of Wulong Wheel and Wan Li with a universal bottle. Beheaded Liu Huan.
Luo Xuan was angry and annoyed when he saw Princess Longji's magic weapon. Princess Longji is really the bane of my life, but he knows that he is no match and naturally dares not continue fighting. Now he quickly rode on the red colt and fled. The red colt was cut by Princess Longji. Luo Xuan who fell off his horse had to escape from the fire.
Luo Xuan, who burned Xiqiao City but was hanged by Princess Longji, fled in fear. Fled a long way and didn't see anyone chasing him. He quickly found a big stone and rested in the shade. Not to mention how miserable he was. Just when Luo Xuan was sad and bitter, he suddenly heard someone singing.
Gine Lee
Those who used to cook soup didn't go to the market. Put away your official sense and take good care of nymphs. Ganoderma lucidum is collected in the mountains and fishing lines are arranged by the stream. Playing in the cave, writing casually? Huang Ting? Words. When he was drunk, Long song wrote a poem. Know the time and help Wang. It is now or never to know the opportunity. Today, Luo Xuan is in danger.
You sing well. What does the last sentence mean? Curse it Face to face? Curse? Luo Xuan was very angry and asked who was the big man singing. The big fellow said that he was Excavate, and he was going to worship Jiang Ziya today. He is worried that he didn't get the job. And he met you, Luo Xuan. Great, I regard you as the enemy of Excavate.
Who can stand this! Luo Xuan flew into a rage. Yaya is a bitch. It's a bully. Really don't say, excavate is bullying him. After several rounds of fighting, Li Jing offered a 33-day golden pagoda and smashed it down, directly hitting Luo Xuan on the forehead. Needless to say, the result must be that a god stepped onto the altar.
Excavate's golden pagoda once made Nezha's income a hit. Luo Xuan plays with fire. If you put it in a pagoda, it won't do him any substantial harm. However, Li Jing did not play cards according to common sense, and actually hit people with a pagoda. The horrible Luo Xuan was smashed to death before he could show himself, and then reluctantly stepped onto the altar of this deity. Later, he was named Dexing Jun, or Vulcan for short. As for Vulcan, who doesn't know in the world?
Luo Xuan
Therefore, Tian Tong had a disciple, who suffered many defeats and fought many battles, but everyone knew after sealing the gods.
Of course, Luo Xuan is also very reluctant to be listed as the deity, but who makes him crazy? Facts have proved that it is good to be a low-key person, because unexpected events happen in the sky, and people are doomed. Who dares to say that they are invincible?
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