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The leather boy next door hit me with a water gun. Can I sue him for attempted murder?

cannot

1. How old is the leather child? If you are too young, you can't sue him for hitting you with a real gun, because he can't predict the possible consequences of his actions.

2. The water gun affects your personal safety!

I suggest you buy a big water gun to shoot him cry, haha, provided you can hit his father!