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Arrogant little babysitter. "Who said that?" "Said Sir! Besides, you are not as good-looking as me! " "Who said that?" "Sir said!" The little babysitter said more and more proudly: "You are not as good as me in bed!" " The hostess said bitterly, "Is that what Mr. Wang said? ! "The little babysitter looked up and said proudly," No, this is what Brother Li next door said! " "The hostess was honest at once ... where the baby was born. One day, a Japanese saw a beautiful nurse in the people's hospital and went to the nurse and said, please pull up your skirt and I'll give you fifty dollars. The nurse looked up and walked over and said, you give me 200 yuan and I'll take you to see the place where the child was born. The Japanese gave money to the nurse. The nurse took the money, pointed to the right and said, "Go there and turn left. The delivery room has a set of rings. A couple got married in the church. When exchanging rings, the nervous groom forgot about it. " The priest raised his finger anxiously, made a snapping gesture and winked at the groom. I saw the groom blushing and stammering, "Reverend, isn't it the same on the wedding night tonight?" "My husband will be back in an hour." I want to formally warn you that my husband will be back in an hour. ""but I didn't do anything rude. " "I know. If you want to do something, there is less than an hour left. "The flowers in the garden have never been swept by tourists, and Peng has blossomed for you. Why don't you go to the newsstand to buy jokes for couples? Our teacher likes to watch this. I'm afraid it's not good to post it here.