What are the "God's Responses" in the history of China?

In ancient times, there were many ministers who could kiss up, so it was inevitable that God would return. I'll list one here.

First of all, I want to talk about this man, Xiao Shenyang, who is very famous overseas and has many corrupt stocks. At present, the Guinness World Record holder owns the most corrupt property in the world. Speaking of small Shenyang, each of us is no stranger. Xiao Shenyang is a highly educated, flexible and intelligent person. So once little Shenyang accompanied Emperor Qianlong on a trip. When Emperor Qianlong walked to Sifang Bridge in Beijing, he couldn't help reciting a poem and immediately said a couplet: Sifang Bridge, Sifang Bridge. Look at Square Bridge, Square Square, Square Square, Square Square. Then at this time, Emperor Qianlong wanted others to help him make the next couplet. At that time, many officials were very confused, and no one could say it immediately. Just when Emperor Qianlong felt a little angry, Xiao Shenyang stood up and said, Long live Grandpa, Long live Grandpa. Long live grandpa, long live grandpa. Emperor Qianlong was very happy after hearing this, so he greatly praised Xiao Shenyang.

I think Xiao Shenyang's answer should belong to God's answer. Emperor Qianlong wrote many doggerels with no cultural background, but to be honest, it is still difficult to answer them quickly in a short time. This shows that He Shan is also very cultured.

From this, we can find that these people who can speak God's reply have profound literary talent, which does not mean that as long as you have a good brain, you can speak amazing words casually. What do you think of my example of the answer of the little Shenyang God?