Sentence pause, different wrong jokes

In ancient times, there was a matchmaker who arranged for people to send a message to the man and introduce the woman.

The man received a letter that read:

The man's family mistakenly thought: pockmarked, black hair, small face and big feet, good-looking

At that time, I was concerned about the three-inch golden lotus, as if I were a superior beauty.

In this case, let's choose a date to get married!

When I visited the bride and uncovered the veil, I saw that my daughter-in-law was pockmarked all over her face, but she was still bald and black, with a big butt face and big feet.

Settle accounts with the matchmaker The matchmaker said, didn't the letter tell you?

Pockmarked, hairless, with black face and big feet, not very good-looking.

The matchmaker stared and said, why don't you admit it?