Have you ever thought that WeChat private chat is actually a misunderstanding joke in the group?

1, Zhu Yuanzhang began to eradicate the original entrepreneurial partners after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

Ma Huanghou asked: Why is the emperor not nostalgic?

Zhu Yuanzhang said that there is no way. I was born a farmer. At that time, whether it is good or bad, the crops will be harvested and replaced by the next crop.

Jie Jin is short, but he married a tall wife!

Someone teased: When making out, can you reach it?

Jie Jin said, I can't reach where she is standing. But my wife worships me so much that she dares to stand with me on her knees so that I can reach it! I'm afraid your Excellency will never be treated like this.

3. Jie Jin collided with Emperor Yongle. Emperor Yongle said: the crime of deceiving the monarch is a capital crime. I think you are very talented. If you can write a poem in seven steps like Cao Zhi, I will spare you. Otherwise, I'll push you off the wall.

Jie Jin took seven steps on the wall, but before he wrote a poem, he took off his pants and began to pee. He said, Your Majesty, after seven steps, the wall became wet. This is my "seven-step wet city"!