Humorous mid-autumn jokes in July and a half

Humorous mid-autumn jokes in July and a half

July and a half ghost day joke

Going home in the middle of the night, feeling a little hungry, I went to the supermarket to buy food, only to find that I didn't have any money with me. So I called my family to send money. I waited in front of the supermarket. .

Many people burn paper on the roadside, chanting their loved ones while burning paper. I brought you money. You can buy whatever you want.

At this time, an uncle came over and asked me: Is there a light? Give me a light! He looked at me wandering and asked, what are you doing? I said: I am waiting for my family to send money. Before I finished, I saw my uncle and ran away! I shouted at the back: Grandpa, you misunderstood.

Ghost Story Festival

Rao always feels groggy after a sleep. He seems to have forgotten something important and can't remember it.

Forget it, let's go out for a walk. Walking in the bustling street, I found that there were many people today, and the streets were decorated everywhere, beaming, which made Xiao Rao wonder, "Are you going to celebrate the New Year? No, it's only June and July, and it's still far from the Spring Festival. Let's ask someone! " Xiao Yu thought with mercy.

She caught a passerby and asked, "Brother, why are the streets so festive?" Is there anything to celebrate, such as the Chinese New Year? " The man looked at Xiao Rao like a psychopath and turned away, which made her very depressed.

I went into a noodle restaurant, ordered a bowl of noodles, and while eating noodles, I asked the proprietress the question I just asked. After hearing this, the proprietress smiled for a while and said, "Girl, are you sleepy?" Tomorrow is the biggest festival of our year. Can you forget? "In a trance, Shinohara seems to remember everything.

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Ghost story analysis, Xiao Rao died the day before the festival, and the biggest festival mentioned by the proprietress is of course the Mid-Autumn Festival.

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