Any difficult jokes and brain teasers?

One: During the period of losing weight, a classmate suddenly shouted in the middle of the night: "I want to eat braised pork, I want to eat braised beef, I want to eat braised ribs!" " ! ! ! "I almost fell out of bed!

Two: My high school classmate brushed his hair in the middle of the night during military training and said, "It's over, I fell into the ditch ..."

Three: I talk in my sleep almost every day. The stupidest sentence is: "Wife, I dare not ..." What's more depressing is that this was heard by my roommate when I was on a business trip!

Four: It seems that military training is a period of high incidence of talk in dreams. A classmate in our class said in his sleep during military training: "What's your name, Miss?" Then I changed my female voice and said, "My name is Xiaoli." Everyone in the dormitory fainted on the spot!

Five: During military training, we lived in bunk beds. One night, I was on duty and heard a classmate say, "Turn left!" " "Then I heard a loud noise, and that guy fell from the upper berth-

Six: A college classmate: "I went to the moon! ! ! China! ! ! "-Like a patriot! ! !

Seven: My classmate once said when sleeping, "Fat aunt, a big braised steak with vegetables under it!" " "

Eight: MM in my dormitory got up in the middle of the night and took a bite of dakening. She said "it's not delicious" and went on with ZZZzzz!

Nine: I woke up suddenly at night in college and saw a figure dangling in front of my third child's bed. Turn on the light! It's the old six in the dormitory next door, touching our old three's head. Mouth chanting: "the melon is ripe, the melon is ripe." Later, we didn't forget to lock the door when sleeping!

Ten: In the middle of the night, an older roommate climbed into my bed. I was reading a novel by Gu Long. I was shocked and asked her what she was stimulated by. She leaned her head on my shoulder with infinite charm and smacked her mouth and said, "Mom, I changed my teeth ..."

Eleven: One of my classmates is violent. One night after grinding his teeth, he smiled somberly and said, "I haven't eaten human flesh for 500 years …" I was too scared to sleep all night!

Twelve: When I was reading in the middle of the night, MM on the opposite bed suddenly sat up, looked at me for ten seconds, nodded and said, "Hmm ... OK." I asked, "What are you doing?" She snorted and fell asleep. feel scared

The way to defeat saints

1. Because the moves used by the saints don't work the second time, you have to practice 9999999 ... so that the saints don't know which one is your unique skill. If it's all used up and not dead, don't panic. Please repeat it. Because the law has been cracked. Who remembers what moves you played?

2. Learn from Poseidon and see how smart he is. One eye is blinking, and it's cramping. It still works for the saints. Don't listen to his nonsense "I am God and you are human". The real reason is that Poseidon never calls out his moves! ! So saints don't know how to fight back. Looking back at the opponents saint seiya fought, those who kept explaining how powerful their boxing was and how it evolved often died the fastest and worst.

3. This only works for saint seiya, a saint. Saint seiya, a saint, is easily knocked down by the first blow (as long as you are not a mixed soldier) and can't get up for a long time. This time is the key. You'd better bring a big knife and spear or something. If not, buy one as soon as possible and cut it into seven pieces without saying a word. Remember not to step on his face, the noble goddess will feel distressed and then detonate his little universe.

4. This only works for Zilong. Learn two tricks on how to use chains from the previous Instant Steal, and then find a holy garment, which also uses chains or long objects such as ropes and whips as weapons. After knocking Zilong down, tie him up immediately, tie him tightly together, and never let him take off his holy clothes. Also, pay special attention to protect his eyes from injury, so that the overall situation will be settled.

5. This only works for glaciers. Glaciers are more difficult, and only people with very good acting skills can do it. Step 1: Tears filled your eyes. Step 2: "Do you know? Glacier, I don't like fighting. " Step 3: "I often think that if I had a mother and master like you, my heart would not be so dark." Step 4: punch in successfully.

6. This will only take effect immediately. The biggest advantage of Instant is that people with bad acting skills can still cheat him. The biggest difficulty is that you must learn the unique skill of Shi Ang and Mu Na-crystal wall. You don't have to knock him down, he won't shoot you first. When he tells the truth, send a crystal wall directly to seal you and his surroundings, and place at least 50 super giant magnetic waves, microwave atomic waves and jammers around him in advance. Why? Unless you don't want a phoenix to suddenly appear behind you.

7. I ... I've thought about it for a long time, but I really can't think of a way to defeat Ikki, except that you are as powerful as Sharjah. Fortunately, Ikki has one of its biggest shortcomings, that is, it never loves group activities and often stays in Phoenix Island. If all communication facilities in Phoenix Island can be cut off and isolated, then Ikki won't know what's going on outside. This is the only way to stop Ikki from coming to help. It is best used in combination with point 6. (It seems to be an advertisement for a coffee partner ...)

8. This method only works for Athena. The way to defeat Sha Zhi is so simple that people can't believe it. Never attack ShaZhi directly. It is foolish to play God. Let's play the saint. But be careful not to shoot him to death, as long as you make him into a terrible shape (it is best not to look at yourself), Miss Sha Zhi will definitely cry: "Saint! ! ! ! "And then passed out automatically. At that time, you could do whatever you wanted. It is better to implement the eighth point first, and then implement the first point.

When you have completed these eight points, congratulations. From now on, you can rule the whole sanctuary, no, it should be said that it is the whole earth. What? What about Gold Saints? Don't worry, Gold Saints has no time for such trifles. Don't you see that every sand weave has been taken away, and no Gold Saints wants to go out? Besides, the goddess is dead, and they are also at leisure. As long as you don't tear down the zodiac, they will never rebel.

The system actually suspects that I am watering, and there is no faucet around me.