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What practical jokes did you play as a child?

When I was a child, I was as crazy as a tomboy. After school, I played with a kid in an alley. I've done many stupid things.

I remember that I studied very well in primary school, and all the teachers liked it very much, especially being able to pretend. I am quiet in front of teachers and students. It's so powerful. Fighting with seniors can curb hooligans in school. Actually, I can't beat him

Up to now, my memory is super poor, and I have lost the key in my class several times. But going to class is always positive. When I came to school, I was either the first or the second, and I was sure that the first three were as far ahead as the results. All the keys in the class are brought by my monitor, and of course the life Committee also has them. One day I went early, touched my neck and found that I forgot my key again. It was boring. Just climb in through the window and turn all the students' desks upside down. Then, as if nothing had happened, I walked to the gate, mingled with the crowd, and waited for the life Committee to open the door. After half a day, people discovered that it was the students on duty who left school yesterday. It is a great sense of accomplishment to watch them argue.

On another occasion, friends played hide-and-seek games and improvised; I went through other friends to play tricks on a special child. He always breaks the rules of the game and looks for it before others hide. This time, we found him a special hidden cotton stamp. After hiding it for him, everyone pretended to look for him and secretly withdrew. So that his mother went home, he ate his meal, and searched most villages without seeing him. He fell asleep when we went to find him, saying that you had been hiding for so long and found him. We all laughed, leaving him with a stupid face.

When I was a child, I removed a few bricks from the school wall, just enough for my head to put in, but the exit was a little difficult. Running past several close young ladies, pretending to be very funny, she said, "Who is that in the distance outside the courtyard wall? Isn't this interesting? " That bad guy named Yuan XX, who is one year older than us, has to stick his head in. Then we found many friends and spanked him with a closed paper fan. Before he pulled his head out, we scattered like a swarm of bees. It's funny to think about it.

There were some childish and disgusting pranks when I was a child. Nailed to the annoying boy bench; The sticker behind the nerd's deskmate reads "I am a pig" and "I like to bark"; When pretending to say hello to the annoying class hooligan, the intimate action touches his clothes with his nose (because I really don't have a tissue, I want revenge, so I have to do it. Of course, there are also cases where students around you see through it, and the parties will be beaten if they see through it. )

When I was in junior high school, I was still immature. Always in class, the classmate in front stood up to answer questions, so he moved the stool to the back, and then he squatted down heavily with a "ouch". Everyone burst into laughter.

I also like to untie my classmate's shoelaces and tie them together or tie them together with the table leg stool when he is lying on his desk for lunch break at noon. They must have gone to the bathroom when they woke up.

If so, who is wearing slippers, hiding under the lecture table for him, pretending to be kind enough to give him clues when he is anxious to scold his mother, so that he is at a loss.

I will laugh silly when I think about it now, and I will especially miss those who have been teased. Think about the boy who was actually nailed, and really don't hate him that much; Students who are pasted with stickers can also make jokes; Because of our practical jokes, our study life is not so boring, and our childhood is so meaningful. Where are they now? Sometimes I feel very sad. I have never heard from you, as if I had never met you. Will they miss me because I played tricks on them? If there is an opportunity to meet, I will definitely take the initiative to say hello.