A short joke story: the transformation of eggs

A short joke story: the transformation of eggs

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg;

An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg.

An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg;

An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg;

An egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground and became a missile;

An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb;

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad guy.

An egg got married and became an asshole;

An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and became a Hua Dan.

There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues.

An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; There is an egg. ...

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