A funny joke.

1, Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their military affairs together.

The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. "

It was he who put an apple on his head.

The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

"I'm Hunter."

The Japanese put another apple on his head.

The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

"I am Boone (Bond)."

The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.

China people turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot, and their heads were blown off. He proudly said:

"I'm sorry."

2. An American, a Japanese and an China were exploring in the jungle, but they were all caught by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said, "I'm in a good mood today, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." Americans were the first to board the springboard. He said, "Before taking the board, put 10 cushion on my ass." The mat board rained down on the front 70 boards. After 70 boards, the mat was smashed, and then the boards saw blood ... After the fight, America always left by touching its ass. After seeing it, the Japanese also asked for 10 mattress, 1, 2, 3...65,438+000. After the fight, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, and then bragged about their imitation ability and re-creation ability with their mouths open, wanting to sit and watch.

3. China people, Americans and Jews were drinking together, and three flies flew into their drinks. Americans drank a very important cup, but China ignored it and drank it. The Jew caught the fly and shouted, spit it out! Spit out your drink!