Urgently needed: Lines for Pan Changjiang’s skit about the beginning of school! thank you all

School has started

Son, Pan, Female: School has started

Pan: Hurry

Female: Come quickly

Pan: Stand still, stand still, stand away, one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven

Female: Hey, are you counting the cows?

Pan: You count

Female: one, two, three, four

Pan: Hello, the number is ducks instead (the colorful clouds are flying, the mountain flowers are smiling, the Yellow River is accompanied by the white clouds)

Female: That girl in the ravine, the youngest of the Liu family, all carrying new schoolbags

He: The school is built in front of the house

Pan : The fellow countrymen bent over with laughter, bent over with laughter

Pan: Damn it, come here quickly, call all the children over, and say that I want to make an important speech

Female: Okay, second girl, fat boy, Louzi Jin Yuanbaozi, come here, the principal is going to give an important speech

Pan: Let me tell you, remember, your new teacher will be here soon, Qian Don’t tell her that I am that kind of principal

Female: Hey, hey, I said old man, why is this? I didn’t steal this honorary principal, it was issued by the county. Li Hongben'erdi

Pan: What do you understand? The principal is sacred and great, but I, the honorary principal, have no culture. So what if a new teacher comes and asks me what I don't know? Land, you said, me. . . But what should I do?

Female: Oh, that’s right. Hey, tell me, can he ask how many heads this cow will give birth to after three years?

Pan: Five heads. , he can’t ask simple questions about our rural areas, the questions he asks are a little more difficult

Female: Then, a little more difficult

Pan: For example, A, B, C 2 =? Do you know? Son: I don’t know.

Do you know?

Female: I don’t know.

Pan: It seems you don’t know.

Female: Do you know?

Pan: I tell you to remember, A, B, C, 2 = two ABCs

Female: Ha. . . . Old man, you are so good. Ouch, the teacher is here, stand up quickly

Teacher: Hello, classmates

He: Hello, teacher

Teacher: Hello, classmates, I The surname is Zheng, and the name is Zheng Hao

Pan: That’s so interesting, and there is also a name called Zheng Hao

Teacher: Who is laughing?

Pan: Stop laughing, Stop laughing and be serious.

Teacher: Okay, I will teach you from today on. Hey, where is your principal?

Pan: Well, let’s see what I do. , the principal is not here

Teacher: Okay, then which one of you will be the class leader

Child: Teacher, he is the monitor

Teacher: This classmate, you What's your name?

Er: Tell the teacher, my name is Niu Yiqun. Shi: Niu Yiqun

He: He is a professional cattle farmer

Shi: Ha. . . .

Okay, okay, a group of cows, organize everyone to line up, Son: Yes

Son: Assemble, align to the right, put down, turn left

Teacher: Students, stand in line He: Stand up and line up, let’s stand up and line up

Teacher: Straighten up those waists one by one He: Stand up, let’s stand up

Teacher: Tie your red scarf well, hat Don’t be misguided

Teacher: The team is full of energy and so cute. Together: How cute, we are so cute

Teacher: It’s like the mountain flower that opens and closes toward the sun: blooms toward the sun, we bloom toward the sun

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Teacher: How cute it is to be full of vitality, just like mountain flowers blooming towards the sun, blooming towards the sun

Child: Stand at attention and count, Child: 12345

Pan: 678

Teacher: What’s the matter with that classmate behind you

Pan: Tell the teacher, three students are not here. I will report for them first

Teacher: What is your name

Pan: Tell the teacher, my name is Niu Dazhuang. Teacher: How old are you this year?

Pan: Oh, not big, height 1.58 meters and weight 126 pounds 0.3 liang

Teacher: Let me ask you how old you are,

Pan: Age 17, uh, male years old

Teacher: Whose children are these mentally retarded children from?

Son: Report to the teacher, he is not someone else’s child, I am his child

Teacher: Oh, hehe, it’s the student’s parents. Parents, please go to the back

Pan: Let’s go Go to the back, let you go to the back, how can you let me go to the back - tell the teacher, I don’t want to be a parent, I also want to be a student

Teacher: No, please don’t influence me I work

Pan: I won’t affect your work. I’ll sit by and listen to your lectures

Teacher: No, although your village is small and there are few students, we can only make up a mixed Class, but wouldn’t it be even more chaotic when adults and children are mixed together? The adjustment is uneven, please teach me how to teach it.

Pan: What can’t be taught? You said that you are just like a cow. , two cows are herding, there are so many students, I am a big cow.

Teacher: No, students, one of you can invite the principal here

Pan: Who are you looking for? Principal

Teacher: The county political commissar said you have an honorary principal here

Pan: Him. . . . he. . . Him

Female: Oh, big sister, big sister, you are talking about the honorary principal, he is none other than my old man

Pan: Hey, hey, hey, hey

Female: Come quickly, come quickly

Teacher: You are the principal, principal, hello

Pan: Hey, hello, hello, hello

Teacher: Oh, I’m sorry, look at what you just said. . . Oh, Principal, I have heard of the touching story of how you led the villagers to do everything possible to raise funds to build the school, but I didn’t expect you. . . .

Pan: I didn’t expect that I am a talented person, haha. . . .

Teacher: Oh, principal, please give me more advice in the future

Pan: I don’t dare to give you advice, just let me participate in the study.

Teacher: No, I am an adult. There must be something wrong with people studying together with their children. Pan: He said there is something wrong.

Female: Hey, teacher, you are too rude. My old man sold ten big strips in order to build a building for the school. Niu, the family didn’t keep a single penny. He led everyone up the mountain to carry wood and down the mountain to move stones. He was so tired that he couldn’t even climb onto the hot bed when he got home at night. Today he wants to go to school and study. You won’t accept any of them, and you won’t keep ten of them. Di

Pan: Stop talking.

Female: Why can’t you say this? Teacher, do you think our old man can’t do anything? I tell you You and I, old man, both know this CBA. CBA=two CBAs. Together: Ha. . .

Teacher: (Mild) Wrong, okay, students, please sit down first. Today is the first day of school. First of all, we welcome the principal to give you the first lesson. Do you agree? Haohe: Hao Pan: Hao

Teacher: Principal, please

Pan: It’s been me for a long time, hey, OK, hey teacher, you said I’m standing here What should I say?

Teacher: Just tell me, why do you still need to go to school at such an old age?

Pan: Okay, mom, no, I’m not prepared

Female: Oh my god, what are you preparing for? Let’s go there today and say whatever you want

Pan: Just say whatever you want Female: Oh, yes, hurry up

Pan: Same. . . Get up, do you think this is Lao Niu’s kangtou?

Female: Hey, look at your cow’s land, Pan: Just a cow Girl: Cow’s sake

Pan: Cows eat the land It’s grass, but it’s milk when squeezed out. Remember, it’s definitely not milk beans

Female: Hi, no, why are you telling your child this? Pan: What are you talking about? Girl: You have to say you’re in school. What's the matter?

Pan: Didn't I let you mess with it? When it comes to school, we used to live in the mountains and valleys. First, we had no school, and second, we had no money. Going to school was really difficult, so I graduated with honors after two and a half years. Teacher: That’s called being out of school

Pan: Yes, now It’s called being out of school. I have to mention the feeling of being out of school. (Singing) Don’t mention how uncomfortable I feel. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I have no choice but to leave school, and my heart is sour. The teacher took my hand and sent me to the village. , unstoppable hot tears, one pair, one pair, one pair, crackling, splashing, splashing, flowing down, flowing, flowing down

Female: Heiba ??Ryukyu’s little face, leaving What about those two ditches? Pan: How did you see the ground?

Female: When I finished the vegetable field, I saw the ground.

Pan: From now on. . . The old cow went home to let it go, and I followed the cow up the hill. I walked the cow in the ditch, and the cow slipped away to steal the beans. Liu Niuniu, Liu Niuniu helped me fight against the bull. After fighting, I became his old man and woman: Why are you talking about me? You are so annoying

Pan: Can you not talk about you? Without you helping me herd the cows, we wouldn’t be able to get married, and there would be no children in our family, Cowherd

Female: Well, Pan: I mean, when Cowherd grows up, he will definitely not be like his father

Female: Oh my god, why are you talking nonsense? Your son is not like his father, who is he like?

Pan: I mean, he can’t be uneducated and uneducated like his father. It’s terrible, especially after you become rich and uneducated.

Female: Ah, yes

Pan: Teacher, let’s just say I sold cows last year and they asked me to beat them. Receipt, I made an IOU, and when I got the money back, I asked someone to ask for it back. I spent two cows in vain, and they said I was a big head, so I made up my mind to study culture well. If I don’t exceed My son, Son: What’s going on? Pan: I call you Dad: I think you can do it

Female: What do you think about this bastard?

Teacher: Students, how good is this class? Together: OK

Pan: Then I can go to school. Teacher: No. Pan: Not yet. Woman: Teacher, don’t we have been talking for a long time in vain

Teacher: I It means that it is not possible to study with the children, but we can set up a night school for adults. I will teach the children during the day and study with the villagers at night. Do you think it is okay? Pan: That’s great

Teacher: Well, our Niujiatun Primary School and Adult Night School will start today. Pan: Okay

Teacher: Principal, please announce it. Pan: Me? Teacher: That’s right!

Pan: Hey, okay, classmates—students, as the honorary principal, I officially announce that our Niujiatun Primary School and Adult Night School are officially open today. . .

Female: School has started. Pan: Why do you owe me so much?

(Singing)

Pan: The colorful clouds are flying, the mountain flowers are smiling, and the happy songs are accompanied by the white clouds.

Together: School has started, school has started, and the mountain boy is carrying that new schoolbag

Pan: Brother Niu Teacher: Sister Niu

Pan |, Teacher: Reporting with a spring breeze on his face, his feet stepping on his back Climb the colorful bridge and fly to the golden road outside the mountain

For this "June 1st", our teacher Zhou Lingru worked hard to create it. When arranging this program, we can learn from it and save a lot of trouble! ***Enjoy it! ! !