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Riddle (a paragraph)

I love you for ten thousand years.

What car has no wheels: I (I) have no wheels. My car didn't have wheels, so I took them apart, but I had no money to buy new wheels, so I had to put them in the warehouse.

What pig has no mouth: short bamboo has no mouth. Short bamboo is what we call asparagus. It's just a plant. Where did your mouth come from?

What donkey has no hair: mud (you) donkey has no hair. Everyone knows that.

There is no door in any house: the ant (1) has no door in the house. The ant's home is a hole without a door.

What book has no words: thousands of trees have no words. How many trees have no words?

What flower has no leaves: New Year pictures have no leaves. This is just a New Year picture, and it really has nothing to do with leaves.

Concentric on the way through the storm

This car has no wheels.

(Rain) Zhu (Harmony Pig) has no mouth.

Bald donkeys have no hair.

There is no door in the (middle) noon (Hehe room)

(Tung) Tree (Harmony Book) has no words.

Flowers have no leaves.

In the storm, the heart is harmonious, and the wind and rain are concentric.

Mice like rice.

What car has no wheels: An old car has no wheels. The car is old and will be torn down. The wheel is disassembled first, probably because there is rubber on the wheel, which can be recycled. Of course, the wheels are gone.

What pig has no mouth: Zizhu (pig), a plant. Not an animal, of course. No mouth. The son of a pig is a mouse. Anyone who has studied heavenly stems and earthly branches knows that.

Why donkeys are hairless: Tin donkeys are hairless. Why? Wuxi was rich in metal tin in ancient times, and northerners used donkeys to transport tin ore, which was very profitable. But donkeys are often in tin mines, which are easy to be poisoned by tin and lose their hair. An ordinary donkey carrying tin has no hair. Because tin donkeys are hairless.

No house has a door: an imaginary (happy) house has no door. Canon out the diamond sutra.

Uncle He has nothing to say: Uncle He has nothing to say. Uncle is a rural name. Generally, uncles only have names, and they don't specialize in what words and numbers scholars take.

What flower has no leaves: rice fragrance has no leaves. Everyone knows that. Popcorn can be eaten directly, not a plant.

Together, mice like rice (generally correct answer). What is Rice's boyfriend?

These are all romantic words.

There are actually many answers.