Modern sand sculpture xiehouyu daquan

Many people sometimes like to say two-part allegorical sayings in modern sand sculptures, and two-part allegorical sayings are a special language form of Chinese. It is a special language form created by the people in their life practice, and it is a short, funny and vivid sentence. Let's take a look at the complete works of modern sand sculptures and related materials.

Modern two-part allegorical saying on sand sculpture 1 1, eating popsicles and pulling popsicles-nothing to say.

2, the old lady drinks porridge-shameless (teeth) dirty.

3. The sparrow licks the cow's ass-the sparrow's food is excellent.

4, the knife sticks to the ass-open your eyes.

5, turtles sell watermelons-rolling and crawling.

6, the tortoise rolled up its tail-turtle tail song.

7, toilet floor-not far from death.

8, dead turtle stew soup-support your stomach.

9, burning newspapers on the grave-fooling ghosts.

10, the tortoise eats coal-black-hearted bastard.

1 1. Toads look for frogs-ugly flowers.

12, spanking hooligan-shameless.

Modern sand sculpture Xie Hou Yu Daquan 2 1, tortoise check out-can't hold it any longer.

2, the knife smashed the ass-opened the eyes.

3, singing without looking at the songbook-outrageous

4, boiled calf-rolling calf

5, hermit crabs move-clams can't live.

6, screen wipe-left (flow) hand.

7. Khrushchev burped-he ate too much corn on the cob.

8. Lost one of the nine rollers-eight rollers.

9. Old hen on the roof-what kind of bird are you?

10, pole vault in the pit-shit.

1 1, the old father farted-the bully (father) was exposed.

12, fart after eating durian-playing with poison

13, the courier fell into the sewer-pit goods!

14, fire bamboo forest-bachelor

15, it's really naked-it's a shame for you to walk around in circles.

16, durian jokes stinky tofu-nothing tastes good.

17, dung beetles has loose bowels-come here for nothing.

18, fart in bed-can write (smell) and type (cover)

19, the toad eats peony-the heart is beautiful.

20. Look at the tortoise with your eyes closed-ignore the rules (tortoise)

2 1, eating melon seeds in the toilet-how do you talk?

22, the chainsaw stabbed the ass-opened big eyes.

23. The panda has a big meal-besides bamboo shoots, it is also bamboo shoots.

24. Dou E eats Rhizoma Coptidis-bitter and bitter.

25. The heifer stepped on the wire-the lightning was great.

26, cannibals seek a group photo at the door-food comes home.

27. Borrowing online loans to pay back credit cards-getting deeper and deeper.

28. One of the nine rollers is broken-eight rollers.

I think you are Shakespeare's nephew-Janet Masaby.

30, jubilant clothes-the net out of SAO ideas

3 1, playing erhu in crotch-bullshit

32. Toad jumps off a cliff-wants to be Batman.

33. Heifer Swing-Come on.

34. Father Cao Pi recited the Great Mercy Mantra-Zhen Ji's father talked a lot.

35. Panda orders takeout-bamboo shoots arrive home.

36, pleasant goat fart-true sheep (foreign) gas

37, eunuch meeting-nonsense

38. Kiss the fox without brushing your teeth-swearing.

39, old goat fart sheep-both foreign and coquettish.

40. Toads ride frogs-long ugly flowers.

4 1, the tortoise eats coal-you dirty little bastard

Forty-two, three and a half pounds of ducks, two and a half pounds of' heads'-just mouths.

43. The weasel wears glasses-what are you pretending to be?

You use a feather bat.-What kind of bird are you?

45. the old cow is not born-the cow is broken.

46. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife-sparks and lightning all the way.

47. Toad yawns-what a big breath.

48, the old sow card fence-a dilemma

49. Qiuju-I want to open it.

50. Fools boil water-no one knows who is stupid.

5 1, the old lady plays transformers-nonsense

52. dung beetles is sitting in a plush chair-smelly and pretentious.

53, knife butt-eyes wide open

54. The navel grows on your back-it's not good for you.

55, the old lady put on lipstick-give you some color to see see.

56. Dung beetles wear perfume-it's not worth smelling.

57. It looks like a QR code-I really don't know what it is without scanning it.

58. Panda orders takeout-bamboo shoots arrive home.

59, rolling toilets on the mountain-stinking.

60, toilet floor-not far from death (stone)

6 1, an old cucumber painted with green paint-act young

62. It's really a turtle who buys watermelons-rolling and crawling.

63. I think you are Ultraman GG Bond, the lightning boy Huluwa.

Modern sand sculpture Xie Hou Yu Daquan 3 1, moldy grapes, you are full of bad water, black-hearted little bastard.

Catching turtles in the sea really puzzles me.

4, the elderly play Tai Chi, old Yin and Yang.

Xiao Wang went to the theatre, and you came to watch the fun.

6. The bear opens the curtain and shows you something.

7, you don't plant seedlings, you are pure bad.

8, the telephone pole on the road, stand aside.

9. When the heifer flies, the cow goes to heaven.

10, the birthday boy ate arsenic and lived impatiently.

1 1, three pieces of paper draw a human skull, what a big face.

12, really shovel the dog, from beginning to end.

13, the panda ordered takeout, and the bamboo shoots arrived home.

14, daffodils don't bloom, your baby is playing dumb.

15, chopsticks stab chrysanthemum, a sophistry (stir)

16, smoke under the crotch, crotch burning (of course)

17, Cyclops glanced at the notice.

18, salty sub-sacks (salty)

19, Niu 100 years old, is an old cow.

20. The lights on the plane are very bright.

First, when you want to praise others ~ ~

1, the head of the spot king horse-in perfect order.

2, hanging a kettle on the calf-the level is relatively high.

3. Steel pipe pestle frog-top notch

4, fart in bed-you can be civil and military.

5. Old sows wear bras-one set after another.

6. The heifer in Class Three-not an ordinary cow

7. Wipe your ass with gauze-I missed my hand.

8. The old lady crosses the street-even if she refuses to accept it.

9. The knife sticks to the ass-keep your eyes open.

10, the tortoise runs a day school-can't help laughing.

Second, I don't feel when I look at others ~ ~

1, Toad jumps off a cliff-I really thought I was Batman.

That blind man plays the piano-nonsense.

3, meat buns hit the dog-there is no return.

4, horror embroidered wallet-ghosts also play tricks.

5. dung beetles wears a mask-smelly and shameless.

6. Look at the sky naked-as blind as a bat.

7, pulled a crotch-forget it.

8. Big cats order takeout-bamboo shoots come home.

9, long jump in the pit-too dung.

10, tortoise and watermelon-rolling, crawling.

1 1. Put the green onion on the pig's nose-pretend.

12, crotch on fire-of course.

13, burning newspapers on the grave-fooling ghosts?

14, goat fart sheep-foreign flavor and coquettish.

Longjing 15 and 82 old green tea.

16, Xifeng eats peaches-ugly mouth is still awkward.